jskinner

Comments from jskinner

"Sir, if you just quiet down, we'd be happy to treat you to a large garbage bag full of popcorn."
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September 23, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
Homer: "I know, I'll do a rap! 'I'm Mr. Plow and I'm here to say, I'm the plowingist guy in the USA. I have a big plow and I move a lot of things..." Bart: "Stop it right now." Lisa: "Promise you'll never do that again." Also: Homer: "Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. From Leave it to Beaver...yeah, they were gay."
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September 23, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
Homer: “HeybuddyougottahelpmecauseImabigfatguyandtheresgonnabesomepoisongas...” Ice Cream Man: “Take whatever you want, man! TAKE IT ALL!” Skinner: "Shredded newspapers provide much-needed roughage and essential inks." Announcer 1: "Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field, pleading with the crowd for...for some kind of sanity." Announcer 2: "And a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious." Announcer 1: "This is a black day for baseball."
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September 23, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread