Juano

Comments from Juano

Even with a weak season Boardwalk Empire is still one of the best shows on TV, certainly not “garbage”.

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December 26, 2013 on Favorite TV Shows Of 2013

I knew Josh Groban was a phony!!

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August 1, 2013 on How To: Fake Being Able To Play Piano

N S F L

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August 1, 2013 on “Man With 132 LB Scrotum Gets TLC Show”

Nope. You should have saw the signs that it isn’t.

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July 14, 2013 on I’m Worried About The Bridge, You Guys

Are Rooney Mara and Fincher shacking up? If so, CrEEpY!

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July 9, 2013 on Finally, You, Too, Can Smell Like Rooney Mara

Eyes Wide “Shut the window! It’s too windy!”

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November 18, 2012 on Scary Piano Juggler And His Little Friend In A Nice Chair

That “Laser Cats” was AWFUL.

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April 5, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Elton John And Elton John And Tom Hanks

Anyone?

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January 23, 2011 on Ariel Pink Brings “Round And Round” To Fallon

I am about 100% sure that QOTSA’s Josh Homme was the “Kicking Stuff” guy on last nights show.

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January 21, 2011 on Ariel Pink Brings “Round And Round” To Fallon

The lady at the blood store probably told him, “You’re my favorite customer”.

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July 10, 2010 on Tommy Wiseau Continues To Be A Complete Lunatic In The House That Drips Blood On Alex

More like “bl(LA)ahghghh ! ! !” Radiohead does not need a Drew Barrymore influence. Screw being Eco-friendly I hope they brought plastic cutlery.

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February 5, 2010 on Radiohead Might Have Wrapped Up A New Album

I hope you chanted, “Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!”

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January 15, 2010 on Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero

what happened to that Angelina chick? did she fall off the slippery boardwalk?

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January 8, 2010 on Jersey Shore S01E06: Human Nightmares After All

Those women need to respect themselves and the guidos will follow suit. Phil “the Docter” told me that

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December 18, 2009 on Jersey Shore S01E04: Wait, What Happened To Snooki? I Think Something Happened To Snooki!

I predict plenty of monsters will attend, but will pose as non-monsters. They will drink and say, “Hey! Pizza! What’s this all about?” Then someone will drunkenly mumble “..monsters..” and then there will be a glorious hog-pile.

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December 15, 2009 on Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!)

“This list of options is tearing me apart, Lisa!!!”

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December 14, 2009 on What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?

Did James Cameron ever find Jesus’ bones?

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December 8, 2009 on Feel Disappointed By Avatar From The Comfort Of Your Home!

I’m sure if we saw a translation of the lyrics it wouldn’t be offensive. Somewhat of a poor choice, but I’m sure songs from the Confederate South are still played.

P.S. One of his songs is “Arbeit Macht Frei”.

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December 1, 2009 on Pete Doherty Sings Nazi Anthem At German Fest

Shit. I wonder if “According to Jim” could add Karen O as the bratty sister-in-law.

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November 10, 2009 on My Morning Jacket Animated By American Dad