Julia

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Some of it is funny, but as someone who grew up in the South I’d compare it more to a National Geographic Special.

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January 15, 2010 on Jersey Shore S01E07-08: A Sad Situation

Avada Kedavra — world to Jay Leno

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January 15, 2010 on Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero

WMOAT suggestion: He’s Just Not That Into You.

I watched it this weekend solely because I was delirious from a hangover and it seemed like the best thing HBO on demand had to offer. I can’t remember the last time I’ve hated a main character so much. It made me hate my gender more than most chick flicks.

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January 4, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The 6th Day

riiight? that main female character, UGH. “be completely psycho and stalkerish and the exact opposite of what any sane person would want! YOU WILL GET YOUR MAN!!!!”

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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread

Up in the Air–great

Home Alone–CLASSIC

The Hangover–still amazing

He’s Just Not That Into You–made me hate my own gender. strong, STRONG contender for the next round of WMOAT.

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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread

Speaking as a DC resident, i dont care how this makes me sound–I live about 5 blocks from this corner, and if if someone had pulled a gun on me there, I wouldn’t have self-righteously yelled– I’d have gotten the f$ck out of there. This is DC, let’s not kid ourselves and think everything is hunky-dory-let’s-love-each-other.

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December 21, 2009 on Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Have A Great, Very Safe Holidays!

Ugh, this news is way harsh, Tai :(

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December 21, 2009 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Brittany Murphy

How rude of Taylor Lautner and his friends to cause that car accident!

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December 8, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E12: If Serena Bleeds, Serena Can Be Killed

I’m not gonna act like I didn’t watch this with my mom and cry my eyes out and think this movie was the greatest thing ever. Luckily, I am no longer 13.

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December 7, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I grabbed his manly p**** in my hands and screamed, as he bit my neck. I felt the vibrations running through my body and truly believed I was becoming a vampire. He then said “Never leave me, Bella”. MLIT

……i honestly don’t have words.

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December 1, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight!

The other day, I was laying down with my boyfriend. He put his cold feet against me and asked if he felt like Edward. I said yes. He then put his warm hands on my face and asked if I felt like Jacob. I also said yes. I have the best of both worlds. MLIT

I don’t know if these are tears of laughter or if i’m weeping for humanity.

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December 1, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight!

I hope when Serena gets in that car crash next week Nate suddenly shows up to perform some Ryan Atwood-style heroics.

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December 1, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E11: Really? A Thanksgiving Special?

“Do you have anything to say to me?”
“Your sweet potatoes are bland.”

OH NO HE DIDN’T.

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December 1, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E11: Really? A Thanksgiving Special?

The music sucked & there was no Sue (WHAT) & i refuse to believe that many girls are crushing on a terrble fake-rapper with ridiculous hair who is stupid enough to believe his “pregnant” wife can’t be touched bc she has some kind of infection on her stomach, but I thought Quinn’s speech to her parents was touching.

Also this

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November 19, 2009 on Glee S01E10: Can We All AGLEE to Kill Ourselves If This Shit Doesn’t Turn Around Quick?

uggggh, this show. i have never wanted to feed Serena a bullet milkshake more than I did last night. “I think I might be about to be involved with a married man.” YEAH, AND I CAN THINK OF ABSOLUTELY NO WAY TO STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING!!! Nate: “He’s still a married man, you’re about to cross a line.” Serena: “That line just became a lot more blurry.” UHHH, NO. NO IT DID NOT.

Also:

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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November 17, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E10: The Play Is The Huh?

Wine + “you’re my personal brand of heroin” = me laughing myself right off the couch.

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November 17, 2009 on Twilight: A Primer For Adults

Raise your hand if you had no idea Puddle of Mudd still existed

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November 17, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd’s “Spaceship”

Say what you will about how horribly bad Twilight is (and it is), but down a bottle of wine first and it suddenly becomes just hilarious. Until you realize that you just drank a bottle of wine alone watching a movie reserved for 14-year-olds, and then it’s just sad.

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November 16, 2009 on Twilight: A Primer For Adults

GABE, LISTEN TO ME:

I was called in to my boss’s office around 6:00 pm today. I found her with a half-empty bottle of wine in her hand, and she asked me if I liked the Twilight movie. Being a little scared for my life, I answered “you know what…I don’t know if I liked it, but I was entertained.”

And I was entertained. Now, granted, I was also drunk. But just try and not fall off your couch laughing at ~you’re my own personal brand of heroin~ or ~hold on tight, spidermoney~

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November 14, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

She believes in Opposite Manners. It’s just the way she was raised.

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November 12, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Carrie Prejean Is An Asshole