Comments from Julia

Some of it is funny, but as someone who grew up in the South I'd compare it more to a National Geographic Special.
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January 15, 2010 on Jersey Shore S01E07-08: A Sad Situation
Avada Kedavra -- world to Jay Leno
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January 15, 2010 on Jimmy Kimmel Is An American Hero
WMOAT suggestion: He's Just Not That Into You. I watched it this weekend solely because I was delirious from a hangover and it seemed like the best thing HBO on demand had to offer. I can't remember the last time I've hated a main character so much. It made me hate my gender more than most chick flicks.
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January 4, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The 6th Day
riiight? that main female character, UGH. "be completely psycho and stalkerish and the exact opposite of what any sane person would want! YOU WILL GET YOUR MAN!!!!"
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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread
Up in the Air--great Home Alone--CLASSIC The Hangover--still amazing He's Just Not That Into You--made me hate my own gender. strong, STRONG contender for the next round of WMOAT.
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January 4, 2010 on Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread
Speaking as a DC resident, i dont care how this makes me sound--I live about 5 blocks from this corner, and if if someone had pulled a gun on me there, I wouldn't have self-righteously yelled-- I'd have gotten the f$ck out of there. This is DC, let's not kid ourselves and think everything is hunky-dory-let's-love-each-other.
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December 21, 2009 on Let’s Paint, Exercise, And Have A Great, Very Safe Holidays!
Ugh, this news is way harsh, Tai :(
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December 21, 2009 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Brittany Murphy
How rude of Taylor Lautner and his friends to cause that car accident!
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December 8, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E12: If Serena Bleeds, Serena Can Be Killed
I'm not gonna act like I didn't watch this with my mom and cry my eyes out and think this movie was the greatest thing ever. Luckily, I am no longer 13.
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December 7, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Hope Floats
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I grabbed his manly p**** in my hands and screamed, as he bit my neck. I felt the vibrations running through my body and truly believed I was becoming a vampire. He then said "Never leave me, Bella". MLIT ......i honestly don't have words.
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December 1, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight!
The other day, I was laying down with my boyfriend. He put his cold feet against me and asked if he felt like Edward. I said yes. He then put his warm hands on my face and asked if I felt like Jacob. I also said yes. I have the best of both worlds. MLIT I don't know if these are tears of laughter or if i'm weeping for humanity.
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December 1, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight!
I hope when Serena gets in that car crash next week Nate suddenly shows up to perform some Ryan Atwood-style heroics.
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December 1, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E11: Really? A Thanksgiving Special?
"Do you have anything to say to me?" "Your sweet potatoes are bland." OH NO HE DIDN'T.
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December 1, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E11: Really? A Thanksgiving Special?
The music sucked & there was no Sue (WHAT) & i refuse to believe that many girls are crushing on a terrble fake-rapper with ridiculous hair who is stupid enough to believe his "pregnant" wife can't be touched bc she has some kind of infection on her stomach, but I thought Quinn's speech to her parents was touching. Also this
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November 19, 2009 on Glee S01E10: Can We All AGLEE to Kill Ourselves If This Shit Doesn’t Turn Around Quick?
uggggh, this show. i have never wanted to feed Serena a bullet milkshake more than I did last night. "I think I might be about to be involved with a married man." YEAH, AND I CAN THINK OF ABSOLUTELY NO WAY TO STOP THAT FROM HAPPENING!!! Nate: "He's still a married man, you're about to cross a line." Serena: "That line just became a lot more blurry." UHHH, NO. NO IT DID NOT. Also: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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November 17, 2009 on Gossip Girl S03E10: The Play Is The Huh?
Wine + "you're my personal brand of heroin" = me laughing myself right off the couch.
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November 17, 2009 on Twilight: A Primer For Adults
Raise your hand if you had no idea Puddle of Mudd still existed
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November 17, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Puddle Of Mudd’s “Spaceship”
Say what you will about how horribly bad Twilight is (and it is), but down a bottle of wine first and it suddenly becomes just hilarious. Until you realize that you just drank a bottle of wine alone watching a movie reserved for 14-year-olds, and then it's just sad.
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November 16, 2009 on Twilight: A Primer For Adults
GABE, LISTEN TO ME: I was called in to my boss's office around 6:00 pm today. I found her with a half-empty bottle of wine in her hand, and she asked me if I liked the Twilight movie. Being a little scared for my life, I answered "you know what...I don't know if I liked it, but I was entertained." And I was entertained. Now, granted, I was also drunk. But just try and not fall off your couch laughing at ~you're my own personal brand of heroin~ or ~hold on tight, spidermoney~
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November 14, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
She believes in Opposite Manners. It's just the way she was raised.
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November 12, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Carrie Prejean Is An Asshole