there are few things hotter to me int he world than ralph fiennes in a classic role, doin' that whole Shakespeare thing. mama like. then... wow, gerard butler, too? nice.
if i hadn't flinched every time (about what, 15 times?) i heard the word "ANUS" in that trailer, this movie would have turned out to be total girlporn for me.
wait, so n/m maybe the anus thing works out then. i dunno. ralph fiennes. mmmmmmmmmmm.
ummmm don't we mean LAST summer? this was on every mix cd i made .... a year ago. nice going slow ass slow people.
i mean, it's a decent song but i am ashamed of you all.
oh Leem, i love him so. love RH, too. but Liam, that silly NIP-PLE xoxox
unrelated: I saw "blah blah Andy Bell" and my first thought was... "What?? Oasis and Erasure - how is THAT going to work? interesting!"
this show has literally turned into some sick "let's see how much we can convince you to hate Mike and Dale" show. why dale keep winning? Just to spite me? they made tiffany cry. agreed, this eppy was crap. and despite the misspelled namesake, i am so ready for carla to go home. TOO MUCH.
dear internet: DO NOT EVER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH JEFFREY DAHMER EVER.
and now you are doing it. I TOLD YOU NOT TO. you have no one to blame but yourself.
there has to be a way to get Famke Janssen into this movie somehow. dammit. I might just have to make a cut out and paste it on a Popsicle stick and just randomly hold it up and make it "walk" across the screen throughout the movie. continuity be damned, i want my famke!
this week i learned something important: I hate Mike. he is a jerk. also Dale. Dale is a jerk.... Mike and Dale need to just fall off a cliff somewhere. Together. At the same time. Name calling and cat fighting all the way down the cliff.... ps I hyperventilated a little when Tiffy got in the bottom. She hasn't rocked my soul this season quite as much as the last, but I still don't want to let her go. STEP IT UP, TIFFY POO!!!!
this is the album that finally made me stop cringing in a death seizure every time i heard neko case's voice. i actually like this song. It's a very confusing time for me.
i was totally hoping for an Eternal Sunshine ref in the recap. here I'll make it myself: OMG MEET ME IN MONTAUK! ETERNAL SUNSHINE! WHY DIDNT ANYONE COOK WITH "CLEMENTINES"? GET IT?
I will let it go because i love this line so much: “This is so much more exciting than when they shop at Whole Foods,” said no one. ----HA!
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