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(“What’s in Nebraska?” he asks. Uh, hey Saul, ever heard of a little thing called SADDLE CREEK RECORDS?)

Favorite line I’ve ever read on the internet.

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September 23, 2013 on Breaking Bad S05E15: It’s [Cough] [Cough] [Cough] Not [Cough] Over!

Are you excited for Pain and Gain next weekend? I am excited for Pain and Gain next weekend. I have not seen it, but here is a guess of how my movie review for Pain and Gain will go: “This movie is perfect.”

UMMMM, NO DUH?!?!

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April 22, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg Is One Of The Two Types Of Comedians, Says Mark Wahlberg

we live in the best of all possible worlds

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February 28, 2013 on Mark Wahlberg And Diddy Announce The Release Of Some Water

I have the type of job where my first thought after reading the Oscar nominees was “ugh, I have to start making personal shopping appointments at Prada for my boss.” It’s all very glamorous and exhausting.

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January 11, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

“Remember how great it was sitting on your couch watching the Queen of Versailles on Netflix Instant with a glass of wine in the middle of the day? What time is it? What day is it? WHO CARES, THESE QUESTIONS DON’T MATTER! Oh well.”

I did exactly that! But with Amazon, not Netflix! And eggnog, not wine! And it was the middle of the night, not day!

My day has been weird because I work at a movie studio and I’ve seen less than half of the movies nominated so I have to pretend I’m knowledgeable about the stuff everyone has opinions about.

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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

this was hugh jackman’s rationale, right?

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January 8, 2013 on BREAKING: COURTNEY COX PEES ON GRASS TO TEACH HER DOGS HOW TO PEE ON GRASS

maybe don’t take photos of girls on the street without their consent?

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December 26, 2012 on Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden

Now all I can think about is how on the finale of Home Improvement the guy who played Wilson showed his whole face and he slapped his cheeks with a :-o face on, like, “Look! It’s me! I have a face!” and it was kind of exciting, I guess.

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November 27, 2012 on Some Highlights From The “Quantum Physics” Section Of Tim Allen’s Website

Gabe, I can’t think of an appropriate or non-creepy place to mention this, but I think I see you at my jiu-jitsu academy sometimes and I kinda want to say hi and like “I know who you are from the internet,” but anyway if that’s actually you then hi.

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November 12, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Skyfall

This video was really hard to watch. :( I tried getting treatment for my dog phobia and I quit, it was just too hard. I wish I could go hiking and stuff but I can’t. I feel bad that they made Marvin touch it!

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October 21, 2011 on Terrifying Man Is Terrified Of Puppies

You forgot my favorite part!

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July 11, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia

Lol at the Susan Boyle pic over “Open Mic Night”

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June 6, 2011 on The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos
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September 21, 2010 on Mad Men S04E09: Looking Good, Ladies!