I'm unclear about Smocke's water issues. Is a soggy bottom really the thing that keeps him from becoming the monster? IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!! Was it all part of his plan? Can they throw a bucket of mopwater at him and he melts and Jack can keep the ruby slippers?
You just got spoilered by Spagett.
I forgot LOST it had so many songs on it, how Gleetarded of me. I had to watch Glee instead too. This is the first time I've been able to read the recap with any knowledge or opinion of the show and it wasn't the worst!
I have all of my music on mini discs. I was like I should really back this all up but I realized the future is now and I probably already have in my brain.
You know, mini discs?
It's totally gonna end with Lepidus in the glass elevator that no one ever noticed because duh, glass is clear and windex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6kYbVxoW7A And he'll be all like, "We're not going to bizarro LA, are we?!"
Sometimes I like to re-imagine the scenes from LOST in my head. Like while Bizarro Desmond was being all bizarro normal and creeping on Hurley/Libby's makeouts he should have made a gun with his hand, pointed it at Hurley and Libby (who were both feeling it SO good) and *PEOW! pulled the trigger in smug satisfaction. "That's love. FEEL IT brotha."
Then, after giving Locke a tumbling lesson with his car (See, you have to hit him before he speaks to you or it won't work, cuz magic), he could have blown the smoke off his finger gun, still warm from the love bullets he shot at Hurley/Libby. "Got 'eem, brotha."
Matchmaker Desmond totally nailed it.
I'm sorry. I can go back to lurking now.
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