kersypants

Comments from kersypants

When do we tell kids that 70% or rapes are from someone you know?
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September 24, 2009 on The 15 Types Of Strangers
I went camping this weekend deep in Snoqualmie National Forest away from phones, cars, and all modern contact and sounds. Except this song was stuck in my head the whole goddamn time.
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June 29, 2009 on Stranger Danger: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
That's it? I wanted so much more chomping!
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June 28, 2009 on Here’s The Gross Thing I Promised: Shark Eats Dead Horse
He will be remembered for his contributions. My rss feed is filled with people talking about MJ's part in their life, and even people who are annoyed with the endless commentary still have something to say. They can't help it. Today I drove past a little ghetto bar by my house and there was a giant sign that read "Michael Jackson tribute tonight. RIP." And on Amazon their top 13 albums are all MJ's. Michael Jackson is an icon. His influence has spanned many generations of people and no matter what fucked up shit may have happened in his later life, what he contributed to music, to dance, to music videos, and to you will not be forgotten or lessened.
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June 28, 2009 on Go To Bed, Twitter, It Is Your Bedtime
"You cleeeearly know everything!" - are you FUCKING serious?
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June 22, 2009 on Meghan McCain Is A Great Person To Be The Best Person The Republicans Have
At first I thought "Black president in future movie!" Then I realized WE HAVE A FRIGGIN BLACK PRESIDENT!!
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June 19, 2009 on The Independence Day After 2012 B.C.
I agree with you. People enjoy claiming "it's just a word!" but 1. it's not about them and 2. that's an easy out to actually being thoughtful. It's just best to not use offensive terms or jokes that degrade a group of people. "Retard" extends to "gay" extends to sexism extends to fat shaming etc etc.
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June 19, 2009 on Jeremy Piven Confident That This Fish Lie Is Eventually Going To Stick
I'd vote you up 1000 times for this if I could.
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June 19, 2009 on Stephen Colbert And Barack Obama Hanging Out
Isn't Zelda II pre lttp which is pre OoT which is pre WW? So Tetra is the decedent of Zelda. Because it's the OoT Zelda not Zelda II Zelda.
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June 19, 2009 on Some Next Level Ottoman Humpers Shit
I was on a flight and the dude next to me was watching Mr. Show on a GIANT laptop, so I couldn't help peeking. I was good at first, only making furtive glances, but then the Everest skit hit and I lost it. I howled so loud I woke up the guy next to me and the laptop dude took off his headphones and looked at me like I was a snoop. Hey, don't watch Mr. Show and not share, jerk.
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June 19, 2009 on Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are
To be fair, when I first discovered MST3k a million years ago, I was annoyed that these dorks kept talking over the alien invasion robot movie :-|
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June 19, 2009 on Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room
One of the things I loved about MST3k was that I could still mostly hear the movie. I like RiffTrax but they are so loud it's hard to follow along.
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June 19, 2009 on Not Even Rifftrax Can Do Justice To The Room
I live in Seattle :) I really really really love Seattle. :)
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June 16, 2009 on Samantha Bee Eviscerates Self-Described “Retards” From Long Island
Screw Steve Martin's banjo, Weird Al is an accordion master. He should go on the road.
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June 16, 2009 on Weird Al Don’t Ever Die
I can't wait to see a trailer so I can mock the fake website/OS!
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June 16, 2009 on Could Anything Be More Boring For A Movie Plot Than Online Gambling?
My parents live in Austin, and love Alamo Draft House events, but somehow I don't think they'll be going to this. Casablanca night > air humping.
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June 16, 2009 on White People Should Leave The Ottoman Humping To Pretty Ricky
gross gross gross gross. Klingons like blood pie, but don't support eating dolphins.
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June 16, 2009 on If You See Only One Documentary About Terrible Dolphin Murder This Year…
Exactly exactly exactly. This is another reason why we need to encourage gays to come out of the closet. Let people know you are not a scary Bruno stereotype, but a normal person in their lives, just like them. Now we just need the entertainment industry to end the token woman/POC/gay. Let us see those differential types.
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June 16, 2009 on The Bruno Moral Quandary
I'm totally with you and I completely agree as a fellow self aware white heteronormative able person. Your identity is absolutely defined by these things, but you are not defined by SOCIETY by these things. Seth Rogan movies do not have a detrimental effect on you as a white male because you are not defined by the actions of a few stupid, pothead white people, but this is not true for minority groups. That's why people say things like "Obama's real numbers when you take away the black vote.." because black people aren't individuals, they are black people. This is why representation is so important and Bruno effects gay people. White people don't represent other white people, but gay people and characterizations of them represent gay people.
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June 14, 2009 on The Bruno Moral Quandary
Adam Sandler yelling at Q. Awesome.
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June 13, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me
Me too. I only like to objectify anime women.
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June 13, 2009 on “Somebody’s Daughter”: A Song To Remind You Of Why Porn Is Bad
For all the unrealistic crap that happens in this trailer, I'm mostly annoyed by the break in rapist. I guess I'm annoyed by people denying that rapes happen in the numbers they do and that women are mostly lying because they think it's the "man in the bushes" that rapes, not the acquaintance. And here it is again. And in every movie ever.
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June 13, 2009 on This Movie Is Basically Delocated Minus Jon Glaser And Plus Rape And Terrorism?
Fucking BRAVO! This is my kind of comedy. Short and absolutely bizarre.
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June 13, 2009 on Will Ferrell And Jimmy Fallon Give An Audience Member A Makeover
Massive props to Mark-Paul Gosselaar. I laughed whenever I saw ads for his new show because he's fucking ZACK MORRIS, but now I gots respect.
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June 13, 2009 on Jimmy Fallon Interviewed “Zack Morris” Last Night
Raffi was the first concert I ever went to. Sharon, Lois and Bram was second. I still sing the apples and banana song. My boyfriend thinks I'm slightly insane. EEPLES AND BENEEENEEEEES.
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June 13, 2009 on The Raffi/Lil’ Jon Mashup Raises Suspicious Questions