Comments from Kevin

“Basically you could substitute “people having sex” with “zombies” and this entire report would work beautifully”

zombies are zombies everywhere, all the time. ok i can get w/ this

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April 20, 2009 on Oh No, People Are Having Sex In Taco Bell Bathrooms!

*blood boils*

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April 8, 2009 on “NOM” Wants To Nibble Gay Marriage To Death

I wouldnt call that a “LOST reference” so much as “directly referring to LOST”

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March 20, 2009 on 30 Rock: What Does BFF Stand For?

this is so RONG on so many levels

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February 5, 2009 on The Picture Of Hilary Duff

aw, this is adorable. also, i love how gabe neglects (doesnt know?) to mention that the kids are on the same team. go team! put the ball in the point-zone!

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February 5, 2009 on Kids Have A Hockey Brawl The Darndest Things

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i can relate to this in many ways. except the dad is your mom


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January 26, 2009 on The Reason :( Was Invented

“happy, feel good song”

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January 26, 2009 on If You Like of Montreal, Maybe You Will Also Like Comcast HD

gabe bringing the lulz tonight

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January 17, 2009 on Friday Fight: Movie Remakes: Horrible Or Meh-ible?

^^killed me
I guess I’m the only one who wasn’t a huge fan of Dinklage’s appearance. He played essentially the same character he played in Elf which is someone trying way too hard to be “normal’ to compensate for the fact the he’s a midget, because lol guys look – midgets can be normal people too! Who knew?!
Salma Hayek was sososo much better. I love how they wrote in a fairly average character (the token latina maid), and cast one of the most visible, mainstream Spanish-speaking movie star for the part, complete with the unnecessary accent and perfect over-the-topness. Irony at its absolute finest, and an infinitely smarter character than Dinklage

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January 9, 2009 on 30 Rock: Peter Dinklage Steals Salma Hayek’s Spotlight

“Animals on Film”


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January 9, 2009 on New Gaming System, Same Kids Going F-ing Crazy

You’re right, cos it wasn’t clearly meant as a joke or anything.

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January 5, 2009 on Is Merriweather Post Pavilion The Best Album Of 2009?

if i were beyonce, i’d be pretty insulted by this. fucking fleet foxezzzz are the most boring band to get wide exposure in a while

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December 22, 2008 on Beyoncé Vs. Fleet Foxes

you’re the first person to ever have that thought. moron.

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December 19, 2008 on Your MySplice III Covers

Uh, that was the fakest thing ever. Who just happens to be taping himself while he just happens to throw a wii remote at a TV? No one, that’s who. Also, who says “Mama” like that? Someone who wants to go viral, that’s who. No.

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December 16, 2008 on Grown Man Throws Wii At TV, Then Cries For His Mama

oh, so kanye doesn’t sing like most singers, huh? good to see you totally missed the point

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December 16, 2008 on SNL Just The Funny Parts: Goodbye Amy

Ah, right. indie rock = good. anything else = bad. now i get it.

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December 11, 2008 on Rolling Stone’s 100 Best Singles Of 2008

“…doing something embarrassing like working with Timbaland”

uh, except Timbaland is about 100X as relevant and talented as you are. shut up and go away forever please, Billy.

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December 10, 2008 on Billy Corgan Promises No More Albums, Only Singles That Nickelback Fans Will Like

Ugh, you’re right. Totally should have been higher. So good.

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December 8, 2008 on Best Album

hahahahaahahahhah SHUT UP you fucking twelve year old. it’s not underground enuf!!!!1!

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December 8, 2008 on Best Album

Aside from the obvious and terrible #1 pick, the top ten is a LOT better than the list as a whole, which kinda sucks.

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December 8, 2008 on Best Album