Comments from chrisknight

GUYS. Today while I was at my lil' part-time-while-in-school job I was on the verge of crying because I found out I didn't get an interview for a real-life job I really wanted. THEN, I forgot a work folder at my apartment, so my boss side-eyed me all day while I pretended that the sadness on my face was about his precious folder. THEN, my friend had the audacity to send me and email asking me if I'd ever listened to an album that I recommended to him MONTHS ago, causing me to question our friendship. AND NOW, THIS.
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I'm late to this party, but it's true. The song song that made me so uncomfortable as a child is not in the DVD cut. There is some nice bonus material, however. AND, most importantly, you still get to enjoy Rizzo and Gonzo's antics. "Light the lamp, not the rat!" Classic. Fine holiday fun. A+.
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November 25, 2013 on The Videogum Holiday Movie Club!
You may never have told us where you get your ideas, but you are where I get my ideas. Thanks for that, Gabe. Thanks for the ideas.
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August 2, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
Never forget J.O.R.T.S. (Also, I humbly request to receive any emails featuring Louis of One Direction looking like a snake.)
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July 15, 2013 on Benedict Cumberbatch Is Testing You, Ladies
Facetaco, your knowledge of both of these canons has restored my faith in commenting.
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Serious moment: I was recently in China for school, and most of the young people I met love American television. Sometimes really bad American television. However, barred from speaking out against the CPC, this is pretty much political activism.
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August 8, 2012 on China’s Newest Hit Show, iPartment, Sounds Great!
And with that, Dustin Diamond brought the internet to a screeching halt.
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April 11, 2012 on This Is Just A Very Baller Photo Of Dustin Diamond
Goddamn Red Feathers.
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February 21, 2012 on Cookie Time!
I don't know about cookies, but this movie sure sold me on feminism.
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February 21, 2012 on Cookie Time!
After camping in the Plaza brush for 8 days, the photographer caught a rare glimpse of Babe, the champion pig who arrived in the city 14 years ago.
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February 14, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martha Stewart Feeding Her Dog At The Plaza Hotel
These are the kind of debts you have to pay when you are Peter Dinklage.
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February 1, 2012 on A Sexy Woman Takes Photos Of Peter Dinklage Sitting In A Chair While The Audience Claps In Unison, Obviously
I dismissed this with a hefty amount of prejudice.
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January 24, 2012 on Local News Station Re-Enacts Court Transcripts With Puppets, Obviously
There can only be one explanation. Ricky and the rest of the cast agreed to the movie deal, but Michael Cera is refusing to reprise his role as Hitler's mother.
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January 20, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Dresses Up As Hitler For No Apparent Reason
As the spit mingled with her tears she muttered "But my mom was on Twin Peaks..."
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January 18, 2012 on Zooey Deschanel Jumps On The “I Was Bullied” Train
"You might think you had everyone fooled with that NBA lockout red herring, but you didn't fool ME."
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November 29, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Bill Murray And The Obamas At A College Basketball Game
We watch other networks because we see ourselves in their characters. We watch TLC because we're totally not this awkward, right? Right? Like, look at these losers over here, am I right?
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November 28, 2011 on This Is Just A VERY Good Kiss
Write-in vote: Gabe as Kelly OR Kelly as Gabe Not today, god of death.
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November 16, 2011 on Reader Poll: Is Bradley Cooper The Sexiest Man Alive?
Guys, this Downton Abbey - Doctor Who crossover episode is going to be SO good.
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November 15, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Downton Abbey At A Modern Dance Party!
Third class audience hopefuls will be turned away and given original 2-part VHS version of movie.
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November 15, 2011 on The Titanic 3D Poster Is Almost Perfect, But Not Quite
The 90 purrr-cent.
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November 14, 2011 on Catvertising
I hope you gave the babysitter those tickets last night. Twilight: Breaking Dawn opens on Friday.
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November 14, 2011 on An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend
The thing I'm more interested in: What movie DID you and your wife go see, facetaco?
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November 14, 2011 on An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend