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Comments from kgh

well, we’ve got our first “Thighs” tag, so I can at least sleep a little sounder tonight.

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February 22, 2010 on This Is The Real NSFW

I will just never, ever understand. If I had little gwyn’s money and resources, lemme tell ya, I would NOT be doing birddances and youtubing recipes for overtly tasteless asian fusion salads. (I WOULD BE BUILDING A LIFE-SIZE REPLICA OF MIDDLE EARTH).

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February 18, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Work Out Is Hilarious

I mean, same as you guys – I spent the first half hour of my Wednesday reading this and crying in bed – but it really makes you stop and appreciate absolutely everything. My uncle is dying of cancer of the jaw right now, and so there was that aspect of emotional manipulation – but I just love Roger Ebert so much, and only he could be so strong and happy at this point in a life and a cancer. Upvotes for the masses.

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February 17, 2010 on Roger Ebert Is The Best

cockles of my heart = WARMED.

(haha wow fun this makes sense! there’s too much love in here!)

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February 12, 2010 on The Videogum Valentine’s Day Card Collection

“It’s not because of the smell, I’m just expecting a nosebleed” was the first time the Office has actually made me laugh in months.

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February 12, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine’s Day Edition

THE VULTURE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY LINDSAY!!! sigh…

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February 10, 2010 on The Muppets Love You, Man

I actually found the first 27 seconds deeply touching. #emotionalmanipulationbymuppets

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February 9, 2010 on Beaker Meeps “Dust In The Wind” Like A Gay Retard

I know, the fucking smoke monster has always disappointed me so much. but if a larger smoke monster budget may mean less insanely beautiful actors, I’m so not on board.

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February 1, 2010 on FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*INTRO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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January 25, 2010 on Stop Burying The Lede, Blood Into Wine Trailer!

Oh my god the Bob Odenkirk into. I am so attracted to him that I can’t even admit it to my friends. Also partially because he is 25 years older than me.

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January 25, 2010 on Stop Burying The Lede, Blood Into Wine Trailer!

I have class/work/meetings straight from 9AM to 8:30PM today, so I get two minutes of videogum —- and I’m so happy those two minutes included this. I will now go forth into the cruel world, empowered by pure, childlike joy that only Brendan Fraser can teach.

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January 25, 2010 on Our Week Begins With The Brendan Fraser Clap Remix

I was 11 in 1998, it’s all good. I spent a summer at camp choreographing a dance to “Dirty Pop” with my cabinmates. We assumed ‘N sync personalities and performed it at the camp talent show. I was Joey.

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January 20, 2010 on Taking One For The Team: Perez Hilton Boy Band Audition

so much awkward humping, snl!

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January 18, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Sigourney Weaver Is Taller Than Most Women

is it just me, or was this entire episode really weirdly and uncomfortably sexual? kenan/sigourney in the old people’s guide to getting it on? the avatar mating sketch? I LIKE MY SEX OFF THE TV, WHERE IT BELONGS.

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January 18, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Sigourney Weaver Is Taller Than Most Women

I was too tipsy to really remember 30 rock. so now I get to ENJOY IT ALL OVER AGAIN! alcohol is so great, you guys!

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January 15, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: 2010 Edition

and by decided to watch the entire series, I meant “initially thought I’d try out a couple episodes, then woke up four weeks later deeply immersed in the year 1977″

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January 14, 2010 on We’ve Got To Go Back To The Libby!

I resisted watching Lost for years, then abruptly decided to use my weirdly long holiday break to watch the entire series (INSTANT NETFLIX / MILD DEPRESSION) and I’m going to finish before 6 premieres. I’m gonna do it!!! AND IT’S ALL SO FRESH IN MY HEART AND MIND.

so, yes. LIBBY!!!!!!

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January 14, 2010 on We’ve Got To Go Back To The Libby!

see, same here, but unfortunately a few life-size cardboard cutouts and an entire wall of Legolas and Aragorn dreamshots got in the way before I found a boy who would kiss me.

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January 12, 2010 on People Who Are Suicidal Because Of Avatar Make Me Suicidal

my Topher sense is tingling…

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January 12, 2010 on Who Should Replace Tobey Maguire As Spider-Man?