Comments from khoff

Scrap of sassafras, eh Sisyphus?
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November 13, 2015 on The 10 Best Joanna Newsom Songs
I remember from an episode of QI that corduroy comes from the French "cord du roi" or something like that, I don't know I don't speak French. Fabric of the King. So it was so luxurious and expensive only the King (which King? who knows?) could wear it. Which is kind of hilarious.
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January 2, 2013 on The Details Of Kate Winslet’s Life Are Real And Also Normal
WHOA WHOA WHOA. 'Indian Princesses' is defunct now?! Not that I am sad, because wow why did that even exist (most of my friends don't believe me when I tell them about how I was an Indian Princess god even typing it is ridiculous) but you just blew my mind.
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June 27, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Chuck Norris Wants To Keep Gays Out Of Boy Scouts
Um, the comedy tour with Mick Jagger playing Denny Cumberbatch? Sounds like the SNL crew has been watching Sherlock!! Amazing.
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May 21, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Season Finale
Also, the Silence created skinny ties.
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February 28, 2012 on What Does The New Mad Men Poster Mean?!
Similarly Cora is Lady Grantham. Also you can call Old Lady Meany "The Dowager Countess". And the light haired maid Anna. And the Nobody Heir "OMG MATTHEW". And Mary is the best. I love/identify with her so much. See below re: Lady Asshole Genre. (To be fair to Kelly though, I vaguely remember being taken aback by her bitchiness in the first episode.)
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February 21, 2012 on Downton Abbey S01E01: All’s Bates That Ends Bates
This is my favorite conversation in the history of this site.
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February 17, 2012 on Gael Garcia Bernal IS Beautiful Future Zorro 4.0
I was waiting for him to do the creepy Herman Cain smile, waiting so desperately that I kept shouting at my computer: "SMILE! DO THE SMILE! DO IT! YESSSSSSSSS..." I've never been so excited by a creepy smile. (- my tombstone)
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January 17, 2012 on Herman Cain For President 2012
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November 28, 2011 on It Is Officially The Holiday Season!
"I'm horrible...I'm horrible!"
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November 18, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
This should be the cast of every show.
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November 17, 2011 on Updating The Munsters For Its NBC Reboot!
Not the Dowager Countess, like they call her in the show? (SORRY! I hate myself right now enough for the both of us.)
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November 3, 2011 on Downton Abbey To Get A Third Season
I am inclined to give 13 a break because it's still written and directed by Géla Babluani (who did the original) -- probably just victim to Hollywood Trailer-itis (like say implying Sam Riley isn't the main character). But if anyone out there hasn't seen (13) Tzameti, get on Netflix right now and watch it and try not to have a heart attack from a good way.
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September 16, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Come with us now...on a journey through time and the world of The Mighty Boosh: THE MIGHTY BOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOSH! Hands down.
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September 14, 2011 on The 10 Best TV Opening Title Sequences
The only way Sleep No More could have been improved was with more Jon Hamm cardboard cutouts everywhere.
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May 18, 2011 on This Is How You Sleep
For me it was more of a lovely tribute to the Office UK. Either way it was amazing. I was so surprised at how much my heart kind of broke when their cars missed each other in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot.
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April 29, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Goodbye, Michael Scott
It can seem like (mostly) all actors from around the world can nail the American accent easily, but those are just mostly the ones that get cast in big Hollywood movies. You want to hear bad American accents? Watch British television. Or, I'm assuming, any other regional non-American television or smaller-budget films in which Americans are depicted. You'll feel a lot better. So many bad, strange, and confusing American accents that stomp from the Mississippi to New England to the Midwest in one sentence. It always makes me proud to be an American. (USA! USA! USA!)
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April 11, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Helen Mirren And The Foo Fighters