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This comment is quite the abomination. Must have taken at least ten minutes to do and sounds awful.

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February 8, 2010 on Basement Jaxx Remix ABC

Terrible. Please stop.

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January 15, 2010 on Death Cab For Cutie Cover “Don’t You (Forget About Me)”

This rules. You’re all just jealous of his naturally-shadowed eyes.

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January 13, 2010 on New Empire Of The Sun Video – “Without You”

Uh, its spelled gypped, and in case you didn’t know, its like saying n*gger-rigged or something equally as racially suggestive. Get a new mouth.

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January 4, 2010 on Premature Evaluation: Vampire Weekend – Contra

GO GO Golden Filter! Not only is that track badass, but everything they touch turns out the same. Glad to see classy dance music among Monsters of Fuck and Radiohead playing the same song over and over forever.

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December 31, 2009 on Stereogum’s 50 Most Downloaded MP3s Of 2009

Gotta say, this is probably the best thing this band could’ve done, and easily the best album they’ll ever make. Their first just seemed like Genesis on weed. This betters that sound with real, real pop music, something that a lot of “indie” folks find much to their chagrin, but yet something I felt lurking in the first album behind a mask of “too cool.” I felt like this band was a side project waiting to become the real deal, and they have here. Perfect album? Time will certainly tell that it isn’t. But turning indie pop into bonafied radio smashatron, that it does. Any the results please me very, very much.

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December 14, 2009 on Premature Evaluation: Yeasayer – Odd Blood

Cry Me a Rivers

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December 7, 2009 on Rivers Cuomo & Family In Bus Crash, Weezer Shows Canceled

The Ellen Degeneres Show sooooo beat you dudes to this like two weeks ago. Boo hiss, internet.com!

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October 26, 2009 on The Shake Weight, Now For Men

Will the Avetts be playing from the part of their catalog before they jumped the shark?

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October 9, 2009 on Coachella Confirms 2010 Dates, Not Pavement (Yet)

Pretty agreed. Once you start getting arrested for lurking outside someone’s home, looking homeless, its time to go. But this Christmas album is gonna rock.

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October 8, 2009 on Uncut’s Top 20 Albums Of The ’00s

Someone buy these kids’ album so they can afford haircuts. Damn torrent culture.

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August 12, 2009 on New Wavves – “Cool Jumper”

Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I’ve gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?

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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling

Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I’ve gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?

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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling

You mean Pavel Datsuk’s chest.

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June 16, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Desperately Seeking Susan

AnAmPat – Are there stories you don’t respond to?

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June 16, 2009 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?

“The people who support gays” = Most Unreal Comment Fragment Here

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June 16, 2009 on The Bruno Moral Quandary

Seriously, doesn’t he care that white is never white again after three washes?

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June 16, 2009 on Andrew WK Has A New TV Show And It Looks Andrew W Nuts

Is this band supposed to be important or something?

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June 15, 2009 on Pixies Reunite Again, Release $500 Box Set With Penis Graffiti

Dude, I wish it was as sweet as that time Trey played Divided Sky until his hands bled. I think it was Red Rocks. I totally finger-banged a hippie chick in the Honey Bucket for a half of shrooms, ate em all, and did it again cause I couldn’t get the smell of patchouli off my hand. Figured her karma needed it. Oh, and my frat bros were all, yeah, she’s like a 6. Nice boobs, though.

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June 14, 2009 on Bonnaroo 2009: Brooklyn Go Hard

I’m on a roof, bitch!
(Say It Again!)
I’m ON A ROOF, bitch.

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June 11, 2009 on Nice Try, Nerds