king.of.kenya

Comments from king.of.kenya

This comment is quite the abomination. Must have taken at least ten minutes to do and sounds awful.
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February 8, 2010 on Basement Jaxx Remix ABC
This rules. You're all just jealous of his naturally-shadowed eyes.
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January 13, 2010 on New Empire Of The Sun Video – “Without You”
Uh, its spelled gypped, and in case you didn't know, its like saying n*gger-rigged or something equally as racially suggestive. Get a new mouth.
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January 4, 2010 on Premature Evaluation: Vampire Weekend – Contra
GO GO Golden Filter! Not only is that track badass, but everything they touch turns out the same. Glad to see classy dance music among Monsters of Fuck and Radiohead playing the same song over and over forever.
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December 31, 2009 on Stereogum’s 50 Most Downloaded MP3s Of 2009
Gotta say, this is probably the best thing this band could've done, and easily the best album they'll ever make. Their first just seemed like Genesis on weed. This betters that sound with real, real pop music, something that a lot of "indie" folks find much to their chagrin, but yet something I felt lurking in the first album behind a mask of "too cool." I felt like this band was a side project waiting to become the real deal, and they have here. Perfect album? Time will certainly tell that it isn't. But turning indie pop into bonafied radio smashatron, that it does. Any the results please me very, very much.
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December 14, 2009 on Premature Evaluation: Yeasayer – Odd Blood
The Ellen Degeneres Show sooooo beat you dudes to this like two weeks ago. Boo hiss, internet.com!
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October 26, 2009 on The Shake Weight, Now For Men
Will the Avetts be playing from the part of their catalog before they jumped the shark?
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October 9, 2009 on Coachella Confirms 2010 Dates, Not Pavement (Yet)
Pretty agreed. Once you start getting arrested for lurking outside someone's home, looking homeless, its time to go. But this Christmas album is gonna rock.
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October 8, 2009 on Uncut’s Top 20 Albums Of The ’00s
Someone buy these kids' album so they can afford haircuts. Damn torrent culture.
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August 12, 2009 on New Wavves – “Cool Jumper”
Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I've gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
Unfortunately, there is no record of an email correspondence between this broham and the trashy 15-year-old goth he hooked up with one night on shrooms somewhere in Madrid, so I guess I've gotta side with him. Has anyone else cut themselves for once reading Brett Easton Ellis?
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August 10, 2009 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Girl Who Sends All The Emails To Boyfriend While He’s Traveling
AnAmPat - Are there stories you don't respond to?
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June 16, 2009 on What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name?
"The people who support gays" = Most Unreal Comment Fragment Here
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June 16, 2009 on The Bruno Moral Quandary
Seriously, doesn't he care that white is never white again after three washes?
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June 16, 2009 on Andrew WK Has A New TV Show And It Looks Andrew W Nuts
Is this band supposed to be important or something?
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June 15, 2009 on Pixies Reunite Again, Release $500 Box Set With Penis Graffiti
Dude, I wish it was as sweet as that time Trey played Divided Sky until his hands bled. I think it was Red Rocks. I totally finger-banged a hippie chick in the Honey Bucket for a half of shrooms, ate em all, and did it again cause I couldn't get the smell of patchouli off my hand. Figured her karma needed it. Oh, and my frat bros were all, yeah, she's like a 6. Nice boobs, though.
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June 14, 2009 on Bonnaroo 2009: Brooklyn Go Hard
I'm on a roof, bitch! (Say It Again!) I'm ON A ROOF, bitch.
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June 11, 2009 on Nice Try, Nerds
I often comment on message boards DIRECTLY to the person the story's about.
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June 10, 2009 on Trent Reznor Quits Web 2.0, Offers Cutting Advice To Haters
silly boys making awesome tunes and wacky art. hawght
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June 6, 2009 on New Empire Of the Sun Video – “Standing On The Shore”
I THINK HE IS REALLY AWESOME AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST HATERS AND I DON'T MIND LETTING YOU KNOW IN THE SAME TYPEFACE AS HIS RIDICULOUS BLOG WHICH YOU HAVE TO READ. Oh. Oops.
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June 1, 2009 on Kanye Claims Books Are Lame, Wordy
More like they're touring to pay back their label for distribution. And that ain't happening now. Goodbye, rights to your own music; hello, record company GREAT SUCCESS! Man, indie music rocks.
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June 1, 2009 on Wavves’ Meltdown In Spain (And Apology)
Overhyped, true. Pitchforked and hung out to dry on a huge European tour, true. But hearing that a band you were never quite fond of loses it in the second-most laid-back country in the world: PRICELESS. Psychedelic Horseshit blow, but that was the greatest (and apparently now truest) interview ever.
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May 29, 2009 on Wavves’ Meltdown In Spain (And Apology)
i'd have sex with "hipsters are so bad for the state of music"
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May 16, 2009 on Weezer Cover MGMT
Thinking that Ellen ISN'T the sweetest hour of TV makes you out to be a FAR larger retard than LG herself.
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May 16, 2009 on An Open Letter To Lady Gaga
This is so confusing.
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May 16, 2009 on Lost: Season Finale
I think her shitty boob-job writes her blog.
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May 7, 2009 on Courtney Love Does Not Approve Of Ryan Adams/Mandy Moore Union