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People who use piano wire to strangle other rarely use the defense, "I did it because the piano wire told me to," so the analogy is far from perfect.
Also, statistically, at least one of your friends will probably be vegan.
That was racially Linsensitive.
What's that one Alison Brie scene that they turned into a popular animated gif?
This was totally not a response. But you're welcome to consider it one!
Honestly, I like it more than anything they've done since Hissing Fauna. And everything before Hissing Fauna. Just everything they've done that isn't Hissing Fauna. That could have been expressed in less words. I think it's a solid early AOTY contender.
There is, but it's literally just an animated gif of the September 11th bombings. Although EVEN THAT seems less exploitive than Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was.
Akon cut in front of my friend in line at Universal Studios once. If Akon were on that plane with the terrorists he would have put the blame on THEM. Akon has a stupid name.
I know the reason it wasn't nominated for any Emmys this year is that it aired in the summer or something arbitrary like that and so it wasn't eligible. So that could be why it wasn't nominated here either. Or it could be because this is the same award show that once honored "Avatar" with Best Picture.
That movie was great. Almodovar is great. Except when he's bad.
I'm disappointed by the lack of upvotes here.
"I'm Newt Gingrich and I approve this message."
http://www.tvsmacktalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chris-hansen-241x3001.jpg To clarify: I had a thought that necessitated that I post this picture, to reprimand my brain for being gross.
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Gaspar Noe: The opening title sequence will BLOW YOUR MIND, and you'll watch the rest of it after the hospital you just woke up in releases you from the seizure ward.
You have to have a limit, though. If licensing your song out for a product you have no quarrels with is going to keep your band running, I would call it a necessary evil. But to license your songs to whoever asks without taking into account the product, that's just an irresponsible use of your craft. Evidently your song is entirely disposable in your eyes. So I think there's a difference between hearing Of Montreal in a harmless, kitschy steakhouse commercial and hearing a Kurt Vile song in a commercial for a bank partially responsible for a world-wide economic collapse.
Cool. Thanks a lot, Kelly. Thanks for linking to that Michelle Williams story. I've always wanted to cry BEFORE my classes start, instead of during or after them which is the predetermined order of things.
83. Fuck. Good thing this isn't Sterogum.
The comedy here's less subtle than an M80 missile.
"Now I know y'all be lovin' this SIT-COM here, my C-B-S SIT-COM is right here!" The adventures of the only musician talented enough to rhyme a word with the same word.
Not meant as a reply to you. But still. TAKE THAT, WHITNEY.
I'm fine with 3D, but did they really need to hire LucasFilm to digitally-enhance the picture? http://i.imgur.com/FWSS1.jpg
I wonder if they'll do a ten-episode limited-run series showing what Mr. Ed and the gang has been up to. You know, as a bridge to the film.
Jack Sparrow? Like anyone would want to AAARRRR him.
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet Telex.
http://www.gifshare.com/uploads/images/20071024/full_size/7837_stellablackface.gif They get it. (They actually do get it.)
Say a young, ostensibly healthy Bruno Mars decides he doesn’t want to pay for health insurance but then gets stabbed in his goddamn esophagus. Who should pay for his care?
I'm surprised Adventure Time doesn't get brought up more around here, because it is the best show ever.
@Ignition remix - If you think atheists are not an oppressed minority, I would like you to visit the south sometime. I've received literal death threats to my face for my lack of religion. I think "threatening to make dead" is a form of "oppressing." I've since migrated to more northern regions of the world, but the oppression is still there and often just as prevalent. And R2D2, I wouldn't agree necessarily that religion ON ITS OWN obscures rational discussion, but I would argue that faith does. Faith as a virtue, at least. If you have faith, you're trusting in something despite any rational argument. Like, having faith in a loved one being there for you is necessary in a relationship, and for some people faith that there is life after death helps cope with a fear of death. It brings peace to a lot of people. But it's not a virtue. Skepticism is a virtue. Skepticism is a tool that can and will prevent you from being fucked over. Faith is taking a shot in the dark. And rational discussion is not based on just taking a chance.
Only if they work this song in somehow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdc5Fbyd2Ds
So I go to acting school (boo! ~you guys) and... Honestly, if Andrew Garfield DIDN'T at least go as far as studying the movement of a spider, he would get low marks in my movement class and my teacher would call him lazy and the whole class would shun him forever. I'm being only SLIGHTLY facetious here. More so truthful, it's about 60% truthful and 40% sarcastic. More often than not when Gabe posts about an actor in an interview (excluding the genuinely indulgent Gweneth ones) it just leaves a sour taste in my mouth, like because something sounds goofy and foreign in the non-put-on-costumes-and-play-make-believe world most of the readers here inhabit that it needs to be expanded upon and mocked. I have a good amount of fun pointing out the rampant pretension in my chosen profession a lot of the time, but this is a man studying how spiders move because he's PLAYING A SPIDER-MAN. That's actually one of the more logical things I've heard. Hell, Daniel Day-Lewis moves out to the woods and builds a cabin when the role calls for it.
Oh you know, pretty much anything (besides rap and country.)
Home Movies is on Netflix now. I might rewatch the whole season for the umpteenth time because John Benjamin's voice never grows old.
Guys, stop arguing about Animorphs.
How did the police enter his hotel room without a warrant?