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“Coffee, cats, and cigarettes. That’s all I do.-Marry me Norman!!!! (you sound just like my husband!)
I'm making paper snowflakes and catching up on Parenthood-Kristina's surgery episode- instead of doing any work. Cutting (paper not myself!) and crying is incredibly exhausting and time consuming!
So he only has to see half of Kourtney's ugly pants?
Me too, I reallllly hate saying this about people but she has great comedic timing!
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But what kind of animal is going to create serious hijinks???!!!
Thanks for taking over for @Explainer Guy Tries Again!!
Is this a scene from Bob Saget's "The Aristocrats" joke?
I think Romney will make an excellent manager at Sweetums Candy Factory.
I LOVE Halloween, and my Bday is on Sunday, so usually this week would be full of partying. But I just cant' seem to find the heart to have fun so I'm just going to make Blingees of my boyfriends instead. http://i46.tinypic.com/ic4bgx.gif
But she has the hands of an angel!
I would hope that this version of Jennifer Aniston would be like Fat Schmidt from New Girl and call SmartWater "FartWater".
The mom from 7th Heaven. Charlotte's mother-in-law, Bunny, from Sex and the City. Every dad in every cell phone commercial.
I would watch a movie of Fassbender and Swinton just lounging. I'm not kidding. They don't even need to be in robes.
Thanks 24 hours late badideajeans I bet your dog is really great!
My day would get a lot better if someone came into my shop with their dog that I could pet. Come on, it's Portland, you people bring yourr dogs everywhere!!! (If the dog then brought me a cup of coffee I would probably cry out of gratitude).
Drive-A cabbie kills for love, wears cool jacket.
I'm really looking forward to his "How to carve your Holiday turkey" video.
This "The Petting Zoo" was exactly what I needed today. Until the last video :p
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I kinda need this kid as my life coach.
Did Facebook have to pay you $7.00 to promote this commercial?
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I think you could say that in multiple situations.
"This is going to work waaaaaaay better than my giant scarf vaporizer"-Amanda Bynes http://i50.tinypic.com/2wh0z6x.jpg
The guy with the piglets has GOT to get some new jeans. Otherwise, very good videos all around!
In fact, I bet she bought a replica monkey off the black market, cut the tag off, singed the hairs on it's head, rubbed it's feet in dirt, flew overnight to Florida to set up the Ebay auction and find a safe house for Ah-Ah, used an advanced secret bidding system to win the auction, drugged her child for 3 days until the monkey arrived in the mail, made sure she was just the right amount of "harried mom" unkempt, bribed her teenage neighbor to videotape/edit the thing in guise of her "husband", just to prove what an awesome mom she is. I can't believe she didn't have her "daughter" play her "viola" (omfg who the hell plays viola any more?) to underscore the whole damn thing.
It's probably because it's Monday and I haven't had a day off for over a week, but this is just really infuriating to me-not so much the kid, but the mom crying-like, ugggghhhh what is going to happen to you when you have to send your son away to college? It's really shitty to video tape something that is going to clearly embarrass the kid just to prove what an awesome mom you are!
Lay off, it was probably bullied a lot in high school.
I think the moral of the story is never exercise, ever.