Comments from kittwin

All I can say about my day today is 'You are not the gold emboss of me!"
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November 6, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
You don't have to wear every overly elaborate craft project you make! But if you do go this route, I feel like you should at least put on some face paint or a sticker of Sleeping Beauty on your cheek. And consider being able to stick your hands through behind the castle as a fireworks show and have a Tinkerbell finger puppet on. This will give you something to do other than standing around smiling uncomfortably when your child is filming you.
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October 22, 2013 on That’s Your Halloween Costume: The Entire Disneyland Park Costume
They should have had ATLAS pick out the font, maybe it would have been more readable!
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July 15, 2013 on Meet ATLAS, The Most Advanced Humanoid Robot Ever Built
Today I finally installed a new reader to replace Google Reader. Change is difficult!
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June 19, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Thanks for the heads up--I wanted to see this but now I won't! Will have to wait and get my fix of lingering shots of well oiled pectoral muscles from Fast & Furious 6.
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April 29, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain
Totally agree with this! Hard to believe someone in America Photoshopped that image together as their job! I hope they were thinking, I need a new job because this is bullshit.
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April 19, 2013 on Don’t Even Worry, Guys, The World Is Still Spinning
Exposure therapy via overseas travel, great plan!
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
Sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for finding the word cunt to be offensive, sexist, reductive, and demeaning. I just can't find it funny, earthy, edgy or "just a word." Sorry I'm a killjoy, comedians!
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
I feel like they did teach us white people the Harlem Shake on an episode of So You Think You Can Dance a few seasons ago. They are always showcasing local dance styles on that show during the auditions. Are we blaming the meme for appropriating black culture? It doesn't seem to me like the meme has anything to do with black culture. White people are allowed to perpetuate silly internet memes, right? It's definitely within white culture to post ridiculous videos on YouTube. I feel like the song is more the culprit. Except that the lyrics say "Do the Harlem Shake," which is in some ways celebrating the dance style. It's not saying "Do the Marin Shake" or something. Although a white guy did write/mix it, right? But he didn't know people would then not follow his instructions to do the Harlem Shake. Because I'm sure people don't dance anything besides the Electric Slide to the Electric Slide, or the Macarena to the Macarena, so it would be hard to anticipate this weird meme developing where people put Storm Trooper helmets on their heads or writhe around in sleeping bags instead of doing the Harlem Shake. Although isn't the fact that white people in the videos don't do the Harlem Shake less of an appropriation of black culture? Or is that where the trivialization comes in? I've seen plenty of multiracial versions of the Harlem Shake (although the majority seem to be bored white dudes) does that make a difference? One thing is for sure, I watched way too many versions of the Harlem Shake meme last weekend, because I kind of couldn't believe it was a real thing!
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February 22, 2013 on How To Do The Actual Harlem Shake
My favorite part of Fast Five (besides all of it) is how they try to pretend Vin Diesel is the same height as The Rock. Hahaha, Fast Five! I'm sure this new one will be awesome as well, but I seriously wish they had called it Fast Six Fast Furious. P.s. - Tokyo Drift is worth watching you would be surprised by how many problems can be solved via tokyo drifting.
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February 8, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Oh this is where I have gone wrong in life, not having an important shoe! I just checked and the boots I'm wearing are Fergalicious by Fergie.
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January 30, 2013 on Scott Disick’s Daily Routine Is A Wonderful Masterpiece
Merry Photoshop from the Photoshops!
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December 18, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Merry Christmas From The Kardashians
I've actually been liking some episodes of The Mindy Project, but this week's was terrible! I thought it could be a dream sequence it was so bad and not with the sense making. And they character-assassinated Josh, who was my favorite! Why, so she could continue to have "romantic tension" with the grumpy short dude from her office? JOSH WAS THE BEST! (character on the show) Lame, Mindy Project, I'm done defending you!
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December 14, 2012 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I found this sentence on Etsy: "I'm a huge fan of NBC's Parks and Recreation, I'm also a fan of DC's Justice League so it seemed only natural to combine the two."
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December 6, 2012 on Don’t Forget, There Are A Lot Of Great Christmas Gifts On Etsy
I felt so bad for Angela. :( Oscar is a jerk and I can't believe he tried to partially blame her for marrying the senator in the first place, as if that excuses his actions at all.
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November 30, 2012 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
This post needs more pictures of The Miz!
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October 17, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Reification Of Honey Boo Boo
The Cal Band did something very similar in 2007: Usually the Cal Band uses the Ohio State Band for "inspiration," but this time it was the other way around!
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October 8, 2012 on Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS!
There is a lottery system where young hungry hungry hippos from different colored districts have to go into a hungry hungry hippo battle arena and fight other young hungry hungry hippos in order to survive! And the winner gets all the marbles for his or her district for the year. And it is called Hungry Hungry Hippo Games.
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October 5, 2012 on What Should The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Be About?
If it doesn't have an elevator w/ talking skeleton, moving sidewalks, and doom buggies, I'm not interested. You can't fool me with your Haunted Mansion music over shots of modern staircases!
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October 4, 2012 on You Guys Wanna Live In Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion?
Romney is SO proud of being born white in Michigan. Because it's such an achievement!
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August 24, 2012 on UPDATE: Mitt Romney Is Still White