Comments from kittwin

All I can say about my day today is 'You are not the gold emboss of me!"
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November 6, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
You don't have to wear every overly elaborate craft project you make! But if you do go this route, I feel like you should at least put on some face paint or a sticker of Sleeping Beauty on your cheek. And consider being able to stick your hands through behind the castle as a fireworks show and have a Tinkerbell finger puppet on. This will give you something to do other than standing around smiling uncomfortably when your child is filming you.
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October 22, 2013 on That’s Your Halloween Costume: The Entire Disneyland Park Costume
They should have had ATLAS pick out the font, maybe it would have been more readable!
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July 15, 2013 on Meet ATLAS, The Most Advanced Humanoid Robot Ever Built
Today I finally installed a new reader to replace Google Reader. Change is difficult!
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June 19, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Thanks for the heads up--I wanted to see this but now I won't! Will have to wait and get my fix of lingering shots of well oiled pectoral muscles from Fast & Furious 6.
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April 29, 2013 on The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain
Totally agree with this! Hard to believe someone in America Photoshopped that image together as their job! I hope they were thinking, I need a new job because this is bullshit.
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April 19, 2013 on Don’t Even Worry, Guys, The World Is Still Spinning
Exposure therapy via overseas travel, great plan!
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
Sometimes I feel like I have to apologize for finding the word cunt to be offensive, sexist, reductive, and demeaning. I just can't find it funny, earthy, edgy or "just a word." Sorry I'm a killjoy, comedians!
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February 25, 2013 on Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize
I feel like they did teach us white people the Harlem Shake on an episode of So You Think You Can Dance a few seasons ago. They are always showcasing local dance styles on that show during the auditions. Are we blaming the meme for appropriating black culture? It doesn't seem to me like the meme has anything to do with black culture. White people are allowed to perpetuate silly internet memes, right? It's definitely within white culture to post ridiculous videos on YouTube. I feel like the song is more the culprit. Except that the lyrics say "Do the Harlem Shake," which is in some ways celebrating the dance style. It's not saying "Do the Marin Shake" or something. Although a white guy did write/mix it, right? But he didn't know people would then not follow his instructions to do the Harlem Shake. Because I'm sure people don't dance anything besides the Electric Slide to the Electric Slide, or the Macarena to the Macarena, so it would be hard to anticipate this weird meme developing where people put Storm Trooper helmets on their heads or writhe around in sleeping bags instead of doing the Harlem Shake. Although isn't the fact that white people in the videos don't do the Harlem Shake less of an appropriation of black culture? Or is that where the trivialization comes in? I've seen plenty of multiracial versions of the Harlem Shake (although the majority seem to be bored white dudes) does that make a difference? One thing is for sure, I watched way too many versions of the Harlem Shake meme last weekend, because I kind of couldn't believe it was a real thing!
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February 22, 2013 on How To Do The Actual Harlem Shake
My favorite part of Fast Five (besides all of it) is how they try to pretend Vin Diesel is the same height as The Rock. Hahaha, Fast Five! I'm sure this new one will be awesome as well, but I seriously wish they had called it Fast Six Fast Furious. P.s. - Tokyo Drift is worth watching you would be surprised by how many problems can be solved via tokyo drifting.
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February 8, 2013 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Oh this is where I have gone wrong in life, not having an important shoe! I just checked and the boots I'm wearing are Fergalicious by Fergie.
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January 30, 2013 on Scott Disick’s Daily Routine Is A Wonderful Masterpiece
I've actually been liking some episodes of The Mindy Project, but this week's was terrible! I thought it could be a dream sequence it was so bad and not with the sense making. And they character-assassinated Josh, who was my favorite! Why, so she could continue to have "romantic tension" with the grumpy short dude from her office? JOSH WAS THE BEST! (character on the show) Lame, Mindy Project, I'm done defending you!
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December 14, 2012 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
I found this sentence on Etsy: "I'm a huge fan of NBC's Parks and Recreation, I'm also a fan of DC's Justice League so it seemed only natural to combine the two."
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December 6, 2012 on Don’t Forget, There Are A Lot Of Great Christmas Gifts On Etsy
I felt so bad for Angela. :( Oscar is a jerk and I can't believe he tried to partially blame her for marrying the senator in the first place, as if that excuses his actions at all.
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November 30, 2012 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
The Cal Band did something very similar in 2007: Usually the Cal Band uses the Ohio State Band for "inspiration," but this time it was the other way around!
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October 8, 2012 on Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS!
There is a lottery system where young hungry hungry hippos from different colored districts have to go into a hungry hungry hippo battle arena and fight other young hungry hungry hippos in order to survive! And the winner gets all the marbles for his or her district for the year. And it is called Hungry Hungry Hippo Games.
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October 5, 2012 on What Should The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie Be About?
If it doesn't have an elevator w/ talking skeleton, moving sidewalks, and doom buggies, I'm not interested. You can't fool me with your Haunted Mansion music over shots of modern staircases!
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October 4, 2012 on You Guys Wanna Live In Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion?
Romney is SO proud of being born white in Michigan. Because it's such an achievement!
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August 24, 2012 on UPDATE: Mitt Romney Is Still White
The Parks & Rec link really illustrates how Kelly has elevated link introduction on this site--to the point where I always read through the afternoon link entries even if I don't always click any links. For example, from HyperVocal, to introduce a puppy shaming meme link: "Take a look at these pouty pups posing with signs that admit their bad behavior." So boring and straightforward!
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August 22, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
"The film is about a man crippled by the mundanity of his life." I had something to funny say about that but it vanished during my rage blackout.
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July 12, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Charlie Kaufman’s Kickstarter
Ever since I watched Fireproof, I wanted to save my marriage by reading a book like the guy in that movie did. Except I've never seen Fireproof. And I'm not married.
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July 12, 2012 on Oh Good! Kirk Cameron’s Talking About Gay Marriage Some More!
I could tell you, haha, but then I'd have to you know, hahaha, turn you into that guy from Inception, ha, you know with the tattoos and he couldn't remember anything?
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July 11, 2012 on Best New Party Game 67: Slightly Incorrect And Evasive Movie References
Lacks the focus of Stolen Bikes. Yeah, I said it!
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July 10, 2012 on Krispy Kreme – “Coolest Guys”
I really like the realism when he crashes the go cart at full speed into the telephone pole. Top notch stunt work!
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July 6, 2012 on Krispy Kreme – “Stolen Bikes”
"And I thought I was the jackass, GABE!" - Johnny Knoxville
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June 12, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount
I blame Coldplay for even writing Fix You in the first place. It's not that I don't like that song, but they must have known what reality television would do with it. Yay, reality TV has fixed you! Congrats all around!
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June 7, 2012 on Our Dreams Are So Small
Spoiler alert, but, aren't Smaug and Charles Foster Kane dead, according to their respective literary works? Hard to enjoy a $63 billion hoard in dragon heaven! Especially if it was raided by dwarves and the men of Dale!
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April 24, 2012 on The 2012 Forbes Fictional 15
I didn't know he said take your records and then change your number, I thought maybe he was saying take your income tax and change your number, not that that makes sense, at least the Glee kids over-enunciate so you can understand the lyrics, that's something! Is that dude from White Collar on Glee now, and is he dating Blaine? That's confusing!
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April 5, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!