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The Parks & Rec link really illustrates how Kelly has elevated link introduction on this site--to the point where I always read through the afternoon link entries even if I don't always click any links. For example, from HyperVocal, to introduce a puppy shaming meme link: "Take a look at these pouty pups posing with signs that admit their bad behavior." So boring and straightforward!
+4 | 8/22/12 5:23 PM
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"The film is about a man crippled by the mundanity of his life." I had something to funny say about that but it vanished during my rage blackout.
+9 | 7/12/12 5:48 PM
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Ever since I watched Fireproof, I wanted to save my marriage by reading a book like the guy in that movie did. Except I've never seen Fireproof. And I'm not married.
+6 | 7/12/12 3:49 PM
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I could tell you, haha, but then I'd have to you know, hahaha, turn you into that guy from Inception, ha, you know with the tattoos and he couldn't remember anything?
+4 | 7/11/12 6:39 PM
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Lacks the focus of Stolen Bikes. Yeah, I said it!
+10 | 7/10/12 7:21 PM
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I really like the realism when he crashes the go cart at full speed into the telephone pole. Top notch stunt work!
+8 | 7/6/12 5:33 PM
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"And I thought I was the jackass, GABE!" - Johnny Knoxville
+9 | 6/12/12 5:39 PM
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I blame Coldplay for even writing Fix You in the first place. It's not that I don't like that song, but they must have known what reality television would do with it. Yay, reality TV has fixed you! Congrats all around!
+4 | 6/7/12 3:36 PM
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Spoiler alert, but, aren't Smaug and Charles Foster Kane dead, according to their respective literary works? Hard to enjoy a $63 billion hoard in dragon heaven! Especially if it was raided by dwarves and the men of Dale!
+2 | 4/24/12 3:04 PM
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I didn't know he said take your records and then change your number, I thought maybe he was saying take your income tax and change your number, not that that makes sense, at least the Glee kids over-enunciate so you can understand the lyrics, that's something! Is that dude from White Collar on Glee now, and is he dating Blaine? That's confusing!
+5 | 4/5/12 5:22 PM
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I'm sad that GG means Gossip Girl now. It will always stand for Gilmore Girls to me!
+14 | 2/8/12 5:52 PM
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Shailene Woodley: Why am I the only one who has to pose like I have debilitating lower back pain? Brit Marling: I have a premonition "FREE WILLY: The penis in cinema" is going to be plastered next to my head and I'm so mad right now!
+8 | 1/31/12 6:41 PM
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You guys should be careful with your words, they're very powerful! (I learned that from my boyfriend.)
+38 | 11/8/11 3:12 PM
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Bridget Jones Diary 3: A Dingo Ate Your Baby!
+2 | 8/12/11 12:36 PM
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Today, we are all this Mario, spending 10 hours climbing to nowhere on a vine.
+5 | 7/12/11 5:53 PM
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Every time I am pretty sure these can't get any funnier, but then they are funnier! That can't be sustainable, right?
+7 | 7/1/11 3:30 PM
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This zombie craze has gone too far!
+1 | 6/28/11 6:20 PM
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With great power comes great winning. Responsibility is for suckers and trolls!
+5 | 3/2/11 5:52 PM
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"Drama mask high five!"
0 | 2/1/11 7:17 PM
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Failure to Launch is terrible, but I think a worse Matt McConaughey movie is Fool's Gold. Although I'm not actually positive because I couldn't finish watching it. It's sad that Donald Sutherland is in it! Here is the synapses, which you can judge for yourself: Benjamin Finnegan is a deep-sea treasure hunter certain he's onto the find of the century in waters near an island close to Key West owned by a murderous rap star to whom Ben is in debt. Ben's flat broke and recently divorced from Tess, his long-time research and diving partner whom he still loves. She's nearby, working as a steward aboard the yacht of Nigel Honeycutt, a multimillionaire. The rapper has hired a rival treasurer hunter. Can Ben convince Nigel to bankroll his search, convince Tess to work with him, keep the rapper and his thugs at bay, and find a Spanish treasure hidden for centuries and rich beyond imagination?
+17 | 1/3/11 7:08 PM
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Good Luck Chuck, because I don't see any rules about no Dane Cook movies, although there should be one.
+29 | 1/3/11 7:01 PM
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Yes, every John Cena picture was different, which kept the anticipation alive! Which awesome John Cena picture will I see next? Excellent tribute video, agreed!
+5 | 12/15/10 4:10 PM
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The Santa Clause 2, way worse than the first one, if that is possible!
+15 | 11/22/10 5:46 PM
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Die Hard? More like Tries Too Hard!
+3 | 10/5/10 6:15 PM
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The Ghost and the Darkness Van Helsing Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
+6 | 9/13/10 6:44 PM
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Agreed on Couples Retreat! So awful.
+2 | 9/13/10 6:31 PM
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