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Comments from kjzz12

Yeah, that was pretty daring… 50 years ago.

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February 9, 2012 on Stereogum Buzz Chart: Week Of 2/5/12

I was easily least impressed by him in Talking Funny. He just seemed pedantic and pretentious, unable to laugh at any sort of low humor without sneering irony.

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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/YuanEmperorAlbumOgedeiPortrait.jpg/82px-YuanEmperorAlbumOgedeiPortrait.jpg[/img]

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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails

That one monster might be me, actually. I pretty much laugh every time I see him on the court. Especially when he shoots a three. And especially especially when he makes one.

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April 18, 2011 on Ron Artest Has A Stand Up Comedy Tour, Obviously

Dear Jay,
For future reference, when apologizing in advance, it’s best to apologize PRIOR to that for which you are apologizing.

Regards,
Keith

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April 8, 2011 on Sorry, Ladies, But Jon Hamm Is A Big Old Goof

YUS!

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April 7, 2011 on GLENN BECK IS LEAVING HIS STUPID SHOW!

The York Dispatch – YOUR source for all things Franco!

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April 6, 2011 on Go To Bed, James Franco

Yeah, how do I turn off your avatar? I plan to sleep tonight.

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April 6, 2011 on These Are Your Boyfriends: The Men From The “Dear Woman” Video

Heh heh VGland… These guys are way too confident in their spiritual VGlands, if you catch my drift.

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April 6, 2011 on These Are Your Boyfriends: The Men From The “Dear Woman” Video

ACCURATE.

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March 8, 2011 on Michael Chabon Developing A Show With HBO

I think this was my EXACT response. Syllable for syllable.

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February 2, 2011 on The White Stripes Officially Break Up

Umm, sorry to cheat my way to the top of the comment stack here, but WHAT is the password for tinychat.com/videogum? “enhance” isn’t working!!!

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January 20, 2011 on Tom Hanks? More Like Tom PRANKS!

I have tried mightily, and now my second attempt is “awaiting moderation.” What have I done to offend the gods of Videogum?

This is Kiburi, a two week old Cheetah cub. WANT.

This is me:

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December 3, 2010 on This Cat Hugging A Teddy Bear Just Gets It

No! I’ve done this before! Why have I failed?Please work…

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/5222464176_3e6b48ecbb_z.jpg?w=560&h=400


This is Kiburi, a two week old cheetah cub.

Oh, and:

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December 3, 2010 on This Cat Hugging A Teddy Bear Just Gets It

That’s where I’ve heard that sound…

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December 1, 2010 on Woman Somehow ACCIDENTALLY Simulates Fellatio With Turkey Caller

SETTING: A shady bar, McMadgen’s, in MILFORD, DELAWARE. In the shadiest (THE SHADIEST) of corners, ALVIN GREENE, CHRISTINE O’DONNELL, RANDY and EVI QUAID, and MEL GIBSON are huddled around a shabby table, nursing AMSTEL LIGHTS.

RANDY: EVI and I have continued our domination of the VIDEOGUM headlines with today’s story. Our plant, GABE, has already generated over 40 comments in the last 15 minutes, along with 15 (airquotes) “Shares” and 8 “retweets.”

MEL GIBSON: How about Google BUZZ’s?

CHRISTINE O’DONNEL: What even is that?

EVI: Shut up, PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL. The point is, the last time any of you has graced Videogum, “HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS” was still a thing.

ALVIN GREENE: I was just on yesterday, threatening to kill a soundboard of myself!

RANDY: Wow, that was you? Incredible. Would that I had even a small portion of your talent. You’ve earned yourself a ride in my Prius.

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December 1, 2010 on Seven Amazing Quotes From Randy And Evi Quaid