Comments from Krasdale

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kids are dead
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October 2, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Children Are Stupid
Yeah, but to be fair, the lawyer asked "Was that you in the video we just watched"... I mean, I'd get bored if I was being asked such stupid questions.
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September 26, 2012 on Today We Are All Lil Wayne During His Deposition
I prefer Andy Cap's Hot Fries, but I can't find any kids rapping about that.
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August 14, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “Hot Cheetos & Takis”
Yeah, he's self identifying as the target of the other song.
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August 8, 2012 on Jaden Smith Is OUR Generation’s Willow Smith
I'm going to pick up smoking again.
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August 6, 2012 on Smoke Free Campus Rap Is Worth It
The story of Battle Royale would really benefit from removing all the brutality, and injecting some hot 24 year olds to play teens.
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July 27, 2012 on Battle Royale: The TV Show
"He looked down at his swollen belly and pondered what deity could have allowed this aboration from proper genetics" - Werner Herzog "Preggo Man"
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July 25, 2012 on At Least You’re Not Sorting Legos For 71 Hours
"When he finished boxing the legos, he realized he had no follow up. No purpose for having accomplished the task. It was then he was filled with a deep sense of regret and purposelesness." - Werner Herzog "Legoman"
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July 25, 2012 on At Least You’re Not Sorting Legos For 71 Hours
"Imogen Poots... I bet she does" - 7 year old me
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July 13, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Watching this video, all I could think was that this baby was going to grow up and get really fat.
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June 29, 2012 on Oh, We Are So Close!
I am 33 years old, and I think Fun Size looks great!
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June 29, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Madea goes to find a spaceship at the end of the universe, but it turns out the spaceship is a portal to Hell.
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June 28, 2012 on Let’s All Name Tyler Perry’s Sci-Fi Movie!
Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, it's birthday time?
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June 27, 2012 on Happy Birthday, Antoine Dodson!
It seems like a lot of Twitter eulogizing is just an attempt to "first" everyone else in revealing the bad news.
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June 27, 2012 on No More Twitter Eulogies, Please
Those commercials are great, and so is Bill Clinton. Can we vote for him again once Obama's done?
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June 25, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Is this a outtake from Modern Family? Where's Mitchell?
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June 25, 2012 on Never Again, Grace!
Shit. I'm almost done with my doctorate in Gene recombination, and NOW I find out that science is a GIRL thing? Back to fireman school I guess.
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June 25, 2012 on Science: It’s A Girl Thing!
I don't believe this study. I've been getting happier every single year... Ever since I became a Pokemon Master.
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June 25, 2012 on Everybody Hurts
It's weird how everyone in Russia speaks English with a British accent. I always thought they'd speak Russian.
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June 22, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
This should have been called "Taken 2: Istanbul", so that we know where his wife was taken 2.
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June 21, 2012 on Taken 2 International Trailer, You Guys
It's Sim City come to life. Finally I can die.
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June 19, 2012 on The Beautiful Light Paintings Of The World Of Pizza
I've been working from home for the last 6 months, and increasingly I feel like the duck in this video when my wife comes home. Like, I haven't had enough contact with other animals, and so I chase them around just to make sure they don't abandon me.
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June 19, 2012 on Is That All There Is?
The sermon on the mount was given on top of a pile of corpses, right?
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June 18, 2012 on Fight Church Trailer, You Guys
Pitch Perfect made me get chills with how embarrassed I was for everyone who acted in it.
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June 15, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Also, Larry the Cable Guy's campaign to get an Oscar for his work in Delta Farce.
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June 15, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights
I like the idea of combining drinking with the overwhelming feeling of claustrophobia this bar induced in me.
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June 14, 2012 on See You Guys Later, At The Underwater Nightclub!
Shattered vs. cracked: The age old dilemma.
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June 8, 2012 on Sometimes The Worst Thing That Could Ever Happen DOES Happen