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"We're gonna run this bitch down" - Captain Kirk I didn't know Eminem wrote the script?
+19 | 8/6/10 11:57 AM
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Upvotes for you even though I'm half crying. Did anyone else have emotional problems with the dog thing in I Am Legend?
+5 | 8/4/10 7:24 PM
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Holding happy up, we cheer you on As we toast today and all yearlong Proposing the best in this birthday song Painting you wishes for your whole lifelong Your dreams are bellowed as we sing along Bright and capable we gather to celebrate you Independently strong, your admired virtue Renewing your birth as though today’s your debut Truly honored to share your year in review Hopeful your next twelve months are like new Dream-tears fill our wishing tissue Always know we’ll be here together for you Yes, tomorrow colors an opportunity hue Today’s a new platform to sculpture your way Or just build upon your existing screenplay Dreaming glorious possibilities, do climb that stairway Always knowing we support your chosen roadway You are our hero, as we graciously honor your day.
+4 | 8/3/10 5:35 PM
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Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight.
+40 | 8/3/10 12:21 PM
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Don't go in the water Justin Bieber (without the appropriate parental supervision)
+19 | 8/3/10 12:17 PM
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I literally see dead people.
+2 | 8/3/10 11:43 AM
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Plastics. Literally.
+2 | 8/3/10 11:39 AM
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That's the exact same reaction my dog used to have if you put a hairdryer in her face.
+30 | 8/2/10 6:22 PM
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Wouldn't you if you looked that good?
+6 | 8/2/10 5:41 PM
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That's so funny, I was just wondering whatever happened to this guy!
+24 | 8/2/10 9:49 AM
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Madonna's still got it! (She's old)
+7 | 7/31/10 8:08 AM
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Thanks! I think we have the makings of a buddy cop movie.
+4 | 7/29/10 1:08 PM
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The Canadian half of me is not happy about this. I can tell I'm half Canadian because I'm wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with footprints of indigenous Canadian wildlife.
+15 | 7/28/10 5:35 PM
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I have a problem with him doing the love scene "to" Juliette.
+16 | 7/28/10 1:53 PM
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Ugh...MEN! Don't you hate when they turn you into a lesbian and then you have to go out and buy a whole box of chocolates and sit in bed and eat all of them in one go? I really do hate that.
+36 | 7/28/10 11:44 AM
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Oh my dog.
+9 | 7/28/10 10:16 AM
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You ever tried to make a cat operate machinery? They are so goddamn apathetic.
+3 | 7/28/10 4:57 AM
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Awwww...they think they're people!
+16 | 7/27/10 7:23 PM
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Whoopi Goldberg? But only if it's a quest-quest.
+25 | 7/27/10 10:00 AM
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I heard Hans Zimmer composed it following the success of his score for "Kitty rides a tortoise": http://www.boreme.com//boreme/funny-2010/kitten-rides-tortoise-p1.php
+4 | 7/27/10 9:56 AM
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I'm disappointed in myself.
+6 | 7/26/10 3:00 PM
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Hopefully she spent her retirement wisely, like that time Daniel Day Lewis gave up acting to be an Italian cobbler.
+7 | 7/26/10 1:34 PM
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I like to think of this as an antidote to that clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki7g__CDoaU
+4 | 7/26/10 1:29 PM
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I'm going to need one of those posters.
0 | 7/23/10 4:04 AM
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I once queued for 7 hours to get into the open auditions for Luna Lovegood but I was too old and they wouldn't let me in. That was a bad day.
+13 | 7/22/10 5:39 PM
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Waking up to 987 comments is a good way to start the day... The Karate Quid(ditch) That is so terrible it makes my eyes hurt.
+9 | 7/22/10 6:03 AM
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The Last LAIREbender?
+1 | 7/21/10 2:34 PM
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Sex, Lies and Videogum?
+9 | 7/21/10 2:31 PM
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One Missed COD
+1 | 7/21/10 11:10 AM
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Uruk-Hai Love You, Beth Cooper
+21 | 7/21/10 11:01 AM
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The Sine Eater
+3 | 7/21/10 10:50 AM
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(Less Than Three) Actually?
+24 | 7/21/10 10:48 AM
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NaCl
+32 | 7/21/10 10:42 AM
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The House That Dripped Blood On Alexander Siddig
+4 | 7/21/10 10:39 AM
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Deep Space Nine 1/2 Weeks
+16 | 7/21/10 10:34 AM
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"I can touch my nose with my tongue"
+3 | 7/20/10 7:17 PM
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I saw Ellen Page once at the cinema. She was watching Moon and then she went to the toilet and I went in after her which means I might have used the same one as her and she was so tiny she would fit in a watermelon.
+2 | 7/20/10 5:36 AM
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Did anyone else think she looked like Katy Perry when she was sideways, lying on the train tracks? And by Katy Perry I mean Zooey Deschanel. This is a terrible comment.
+25 | 7/19/10 7:56 PM
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Woahhh...double denim ALL THE WAY??
+16 | 7/19/10 11:00 AM
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I took my all my pogs to school but someone (Clara) stole them from my tray. Back then, stealing pogs was the new pogs.
+5 | 7/16/10 7:49 PM
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