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Tara is dead? Finally I can start watching again.
Didn't it say "Peanut Allergy" or something like that? "I meant Fourty Twelve, 52 because that's where my office is." Jack Donaughy
When did Lou Barlow get a buzzcut?
"Sofia Vergara has got something I'd like to milk." -Steve Winwood
I wonder what it smells like? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_9kFDdRDIJ74/TaiD0t0IalI/AAAAAAAADwA/mi9MNMgEpvo/beef%20jelly.jpg Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly
I look at that trailer and all I can think is... my fiance is going to want to see that. Maybe I shouldn't get married. Thanks, "What's Your Number?"
How windy is it out there? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_9kFDdRDIJ74/TaiErpeIG8I/AAAAAAAADwc/ttP6aEanVRw/insert%20joke%20here.jpg
Lindsey will be released just in time to be Shellbomber's maid-of-honor. Whew!
Looks like someone should have been looking over his shoulder... https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_9kFDdRDIJ74/TaiD6ZFNFOI/AAAAAAAADwE/FPSg5LyM7A4/burked.jpg
I think Gabe should rename Thursday Night Open Thread to Thursday Night Open Gif Forum. This is always the single best part of my Friday.
Is that Tim Heidecker marrying Maya Rudolph?
I second that emotion!
Spoiler Alert https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_9kFDdRDIJ74/TaiD6ZFNFOI/AAAAAAAADwE/FPSg5LyM7A4/s512/burked.jpg This was my favorite part of the episode.
http://bp0.blogger.com/_Skoh-lE8sO0/R1sKa0AkP4I/AAAAAAAAFqE/znAtHGyw9hU/s400/Frank%2Band%2BToofer%2Bas%2Beach%2Bother.jpg Frank went to Harvard. He lived in Lowell House and was a member of the Signet Society.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_9kFDdRDIJ74/TaYHapBfBFI/AAAAAAAADvk/2tgAYctD-G4/genewilder.jpg Gene Wilder knows what you're talking about...
I think people missed the subtle burn on Jay-Z. "Someone I've eaten with..." only to later say she didn't remember what she ate yesterday. She's calling your dinner parties boring, Jay-Z! Get her!
Are the measurements she provides in the recipes "one goop of salt, two goops of pepper"?
Opinion-Central.com informs me that as long as his best friend is named Styles, then we have a winner.
When that raccoon's album drops Good Morning America is going to show this clip, sending it into a frenzy.
What did the ladies of The Talk think about it? I'm sorry, I mean the trick. If you need me, I will be in my sweater.
"Is anyone else really starting to like Chris Brown?" -No One.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks bad? Again, on FNL she looks amazingly hot. But with the fake wig and clown makeup, she looks like she's going to Yak-zee's for Halloween.
After watching the trailer the only thing I can assume is that Tom was sitting at home thinking "I really liked my character in THE TERMINAL and should do some riff off that". Chet calls it a "remix".
In lieu of flowers, the Microsoft family has asked that you send iPod Nanos.
You know when you come home and your girlfriend is eating dookie? Beeeeeeeeeef Jelly. Kenan two for two this week. Concert Addict, waiting on those gifs...
Kenan had the two best jokes this week. Both provided in these gifs. The funeral's on MONDAY Apple.d.app is another way to say Abplolsdislee Thanks, concert_addict!
It affects dozens of people. DOZENS!!!!
"No, Mr. Busey, you're not mad at the camera." -The Photographer
"uh, pass. but thanks for the offer, Gary." ...and scene.
When she does it I bet it makes a bubble in the suit and slowly makes its way to an opening. Think about it.
Wax model of Ashton Kutcher to replace him in 2012.
Spike. There is something weird about his eyes in this picture. Also, are you and Spike BFF? Or was this a clever way of taking a photo without him knowing?
Does he have Richard Alpert eyeliner on?
Of Gabe's recap (which was great as always) my favorite part of the post comes at the end when Gabe says "Sow down. Jen." Being from Iowa, I can't decide if he was calling Jen a hog gone wild in her pen, or if he misspelled Slow. Either way, that's when I laughed the hardest today.
I'm concerned that Gabe would become one of those "pageant moms" with Birdie. #realhousewivesofvideogum
I just watched this last week and just realized not a single victim gets "chopped". False advertising.
Chopping Mall Am I doing this right?