Comments from kurthustle

Is this another Aronofsky meth PSA?

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November 9, 2011 on WHO POOPED AND PEED ON THE BANK?!

YouTube: Dead actress Elizabeth Taylor is at the Academy Awards!? Nope. It’s just Chuck Testa.

Then auto-tune the shit out of it.

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November 9, 2011 on Who Should Produce The Academy Awards?!

This made me chortle!

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November 9, 2011 on Joey Lawrence’s Ghost Story Demands To Be Heard!

Munn and Ratner both sound like gross sexual things, I guess because they are?

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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!

I wonder if her kicks have the power of punches…

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October 19, 2011 on Katherine Chloe Cahoon Describes The Scariest Thing That Has Ever Happened To Her?

9 pizzas! 9 toppings! 9 dollars!

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October 17, 2011 on Herman Cain Sings John Lennon’s “Imagine” But About Pizza

The lady in the doorway is looking in like, “Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo.”

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October 14, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday

This is like a fantasy sequence from a direct to streaming romcom about a guy who wants to be a photographer and snag his dreamgirl. He eventually wakes up from the fantasy staring into a vat of fryer grease at his day job and we have 85 more minutes of shitty comedy until he gets said dreamgirl and we can give it a 1 star review.

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October 11, 2011 on New Chet Haze Music Video, Son! #GETCHAZED

I hope you’ll leave enough room for my exhibits cause I’m going to ram them into your eyes and break your goddamn spine!

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October 10, 2011 on That’s Your Museum: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Museum

Rick Perry is Rick Perry in Michael Bay’s ‘Rick Perry’

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September 21, 2011 on Vote Rick Perry In 2012 Or DIE!

‘Did I just catch that dude fucking an urn of ashes?’

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September 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Two And A Half Men Season Premiere

I suppose it’s appropriate since I’m sure many of their twins have awful things in them.

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September 13, 2011 on Hooters Girls Remember 9/11

It’s a comedy routine… until it works, then it’s just gross.

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August 26, 2011 on Jim Carrey’s Message To Emma Stone Was A “Comical Love Letter,” Whatever The Hell THAT Even Means?!

Who animated the talking freakegg? Pixar?

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August 25, 2011 on Shout Out To The Knox City Booster Club Women

I of course mean fiscal year.

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August 24, 2011 on What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop

I hope ‘no oboe’ becomes the ‘no homo’ of this year.

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August 24, 2011 on What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop

Blade Runner 2.0: The Blades of Sizable Vengeance

Deckard: Channing Tatum (Tom Cruise in Flash-forwards)
Rachel: Snooki
Sex Replicant 1: Carmen Electra
Sex Replicant 2: Meat Loaf
Ghost of Pris: Kim Kardashian
JF Sebastian Jr: Justin Bieber
Blip Blip the Robot (voice): Adam Sandler
Bloop Bloop the Robot (voice): Kevin James
William Sanderson: William Sanderson

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August 18, 2011 on How Should Ridley Scott Update Blade Runner 4 The Kidz?