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In all seriousness, probably Raynaud's. I used to have the same thing when I had to sit in the freezing cold during football games in college.
My exact thoughts during that scene were "huh, no teeth!"
I also don't understand what Miley Cyrus has to do with this. Is it because one of them twerked? Because I'm pretty sure twerking was a thing way before Miley.
I had to pace around my living room to brace myself in case it happened. It was very stressful.
I hope that isn't a chunk of butter floating in the middle of that bowl.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2vs0s9y.gif Maybe it's also time for a new Inspector Spacetime?
Ayoade just recently finished filming The Double with Jesse Eisenberg & Mia Wasikowska, so that's something to look forward to seeing!
This was a missed opportunity to have the perfect (and non-white) Doctor- Richard Ayoade/Maurice Moss. I would have watched the shit out of that.
The Sun are idiots for not realizing they were joking about ripping sheets and making salads. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't strap actual knives/blades onto Hugh Jackman's knuckles while he is ACTING in a movie.
I haven't always agreed with you, Dr. Blinky, but I wholeheartedly agree with this.
I've never had any interest in Nashville though I love Mrs. Coach from FNL. I guess I should consider watching, considering everyone says Hayden Pants is great on it and when I made a cupcake sandwich on my birthday everyone said "oh do you watch nashville?" No, I read Pinterest sometimes. Also did you know Mrs. Coach dated Jason Mantzoukas? I'd hit that.
Wow, Leonardo Dicaprio is a real garbage person
I often say Nut-tella and am told it should be Nu-tella
This feels like the right place to admit that sometimes I "mispronounce" Nutella
I am not ashamed to admit that I used to have a JB poster (from my subscription copies of Bop, of course) on my bedroom wall, had a Seaquest DSV action figure of him and loved Ladybugs. Very sad that he didn't escape the child star curse.
Seriously- and Paul Thomas Anderson as your dad? Gimme a break!
I'm all for having opinions, but do you just really just log in every week to take a dump on New Girl? That seems to be your whole shtick and, I don't get it? Especially when the majority of your commentary is just calling the characters retarded, which is pretty fricking offensive.
I'm very stressed out today, so after no breakfast I had a Klondike Krunch bar at noon. Not a good day.
Mom: The Great and the Powerful
Emile Hirsch is starting to look like a younger Jack Black
I love too that, given her excuse that she's just acted as a lawyer in so many roles that she thinks she is one, that her idea of playing a lawyer apparently is just saying "OH REALLY?" over and over
I think someone should post a different, gigantic picture of a Heinz product on here every day until we all get BBQ condiments for life.
When they got to Grumpy Cat, I thought-come on, too easy!
And any Andy Daly/Jason Mantzoukas episode. And Farts and Procreation (#3 is coming soon)
I refused to share my Netflix login with someone once because: A) I pay for that shit, dammit! (but please keep paying for HBO mom because it's the only way I get to see game of thrones every week on HBOgo) and B) I would probably be embarrassed for them see what I have been watching
Yes- I've been feeling a little "meh" about Suburgatory lately, but this week was just great.
I didn't know until after watching it, but Alfredo on New Girl was Earwolf's Engineer Frank (aka "Dirt Cup")!! He was great!
As my parents divorced when I was too young to be required to independently celebrate anything, I was surprised to find out that this is, indeed, a thing. Some kids really go over the top to celebrate it, which only made me feel much better about not having to worry about it.
I was gonna say- haven't we been through enough?
Because this is still making me laugh: http://i46.tinypic.com/2r6jygh.gif
I was in tears laughing so hard at the "Father Figure" part. Holy moly, that just about killed me with laughter.
I still remember the cicada invasion of 2004- couldn't step two feet without crunching another cicada.
What is it?? Last time I tried to make it, it was way too vinegary and salty.
Yay for birthdays! I'd say about 1/2 of the birthdays included trick candles, but thankfully my family spared me from doing it every year.