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well probably never get the cocteau twins reunion we deserve, but honestly, this is better.

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May 26, 2015 on Beach House Announce New Album Depression Cherry

no we wont. i plan to die in my 20s.

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April 21, 2015 on The 9 Most Expensive Record Store Day 2015 Flips On eBay

i heard bob took a 100k advance to record this record from matador and then he just turned in 28 demos.

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April 3, 2015 on Alien Lanes Turns 20

“best inventions ever
1. the wheel
2. the iphone
3. tidal”

– jay z

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April 2, 2015 on The Week In Pop: Roast Aside, Justin Bieber Might Secretly Be On The Right Track

if im dead then why is all my blood rushing to my weiner ?

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October 3, 2014 on Premature Evaluation: Flying Lotus You’re Dead!

lololololololol

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May 12, 2013 on Robin Williams Disses Kim Kardashian On Twitter!!!!!!

if this guy has a younger brother, rip

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May 5, 2013 on SOUND THE PARENT ALARM!

lol

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May 5, 2013 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread

most days i do x-men. today im looking for x-boys.

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February 19, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Patrick Stewart In A Ball Pit

this guy and bas ruten should fight to the death

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December 13, 2012 on A Quick Lesson In Headbutting

“clear eyes and full hearts lost. thats barrack obamas america, people.” – mitt romney

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December 7, 2012 on Kyle Chandler Refuses To Give Straight Answer About Friday Night Lights Movie

hi im deangelo jeremetrius vickers remember when i was funny me neither

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November 5, 2012 on Will Ferrell 4 President Barack Obama

HAS NO ONE REFERENCED THE FACT THAT THIS BABY IS HOLDING A GLASS OF ALCOHOL TO EASE THE PAIN AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK CANT BLAME HIM BUT CMON

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October 21, 2012 on Baby Don Draper Is World’s Tiniest Misogynist

forget her eyebrows i want her thumbs transplanted instead of mine

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October 15, 2012 on Congratulations To Megan Fox’s Eyebrows

someone should hold conan’s hair down and see if the fabric of the universe is torn

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September 7, 2012 on Conan O’Brien’s Serious Jibber-Jabber With Edmund Morris

im gonna watch the simpsons episode where homer is on a baseball team and mr burns tells don mattingly to shave his sideburns over and over again and darryl strawberry is there before he got arrested for pot 54 times.

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September 7, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reruns Don’t Make You More Productive

avatar was like the best movie ever james thanks so much i love you. well avatar and baby geniuses 2.

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September 7, 2012 on James Cameron Thinks Kate Winslet Should Just Get Over It

follow @kimkierkegaard on twitter – it pairs kierkegaard quotes with kardashian quotes. perfection.

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September 6, 2012 on CNBC Asks Kim Kardashian For Her Take On The Economy, Obviously

well, we all made fun of shyamalan’s the happening. now whos laughing? i guess us. but still.

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September 5, 2012 on This Plant Is Soooooo Sensitive, You Guys