im gonna watch the simpsons episode where homer is on a baseball team and mr burns tells don mattingly to shave his sideburns over and over again and darryl strawberry is there before he got arrested for pot 54 times.
MAN he DEFINITELY should have played daniel plainview in there will be blood. then that movie might actually have won ALL the academy awards ever and i could watch it on tbs the superstation.
but then at the end instead of stretching his arm out and dunking he passes to daffy duck and they lose to the monstars and lebron james never comes home ever and we win the end.
remember that episode where homer goes to clown college and rides the mini bicycle and then his pants get caught up in the chain and get ripped off then krusty is like oh then hilarity ensued?
in future generations, after the world collapses, some old dusty robot will find a betamax of youtube trampoline accidents and wonder why us carbon based lifeforms ever jumped on them.
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