Langdon Alger

Comments from Langdon Alger

I think you meant to say "Grandfather".
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August 10, 2011 on Give Ginger Kid His Account Back Says Ginger Kid’s Grandma
I am going to go with childhood trauma.
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April 29, 2011 on The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: “Nu Thang”
Confession time: I was on this show. It was called "Lift Jesus Higher" and as a kid my mom made me join a traveling puppet group, and we did about 8 performances for this show. It was filmed in South Bend, IN. That lady never let us take a break, even to go to the bathroom. Every time we wanted to rest or have a snack, she would tell us how expensive it was to rent the studio and that we needed to keep working. At the time, even though the show was obviously crap, it was still exciting to be on TV.
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April 29, 2011 on The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: “Nu Thang”
How is Gabe not in this movie. Seriously, forget all these baby stories, we need more stories about nonagenarians.
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March 29, 2011 on How Is Betty White Not In This Movie?
I was one of those 3,497 people. C'mon, who doesn't want 4 years of entertainment? If it makes you feel better you can think of my vote as some sort of social commentary on the state of American politics.
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August 6, 2010 on The Best Basil Marceaux Dot Com Campaign Ad Yet!
Holy crap I just realized I live in this man's district, and I can vote for him for governor and House of Representatives. Ladies and Gentleman, life is good.
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August 5, 2010 on Basil Marceaux Dot Com On Jimmy Kimmel Live
Is it just me or does Willow's chest look huge in that picture?
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May 21, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
But what if you find one that is really comfy and it fits you just right and you need something to wear to work that you may not love but it will get you through the day without annoying you?
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May 6, 2010 on Please Be More Careful, Nerds!
I'm so nervous for you, werttrew! Pins and needles until WMOAT comes back. This will be the longest month(?) of my life.
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April 26, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Why is this not upvoted higher?!? Do people not get Simpson's references anymore? I demand satisfaction!
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April 5, 2010 on My Pet Peeves #201: MONDAYS!
So the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?
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March 30, 2010 on What?
My fist has a cash value of 1/20 cent. Am I doing this right?
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March 23, 2010 on Stay Safe Out There, You Guys!
Joe Versus the Volcano was meant to be that way at least. The difference being that Envy is not self-aware. Also: "I'm not arguing that with you". MLIJVTV.
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March 23, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy
That video has subtitles so you don't have to listen to his voice if you don't want to.
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January 22, 2010 on No, David Blaine
It emotionally drains me to watch the Simpsons, knowing the heights from which they have fallen. Me watching the Simpsons is like Seth Meyers watching the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA ad.
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January 11, 2010 on The Simpsons Is A Thousand Years Old
Oddly enough, Stumpy Bastard is my nickname for Michael Cera. Go figure.
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January 8, 2010 on Jersey Shore S01E06: Human Nightmares After All
Marky Marc Summers and the Funky Bunch
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January 8, 2010 on A Brief Note About Kell On Earth