lanyard

Comments from lanyard

I like when he says he prefers not to speak in words, but how the girlfriend likes it so he does it. WHAT A MAGNANIMOUS AND MATURE MANBABY!

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January 20, 2012 on Attention Man Babies: You Don’t HAVE To Go On TV!!!!

K-19: The Widowmaker

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June 20, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie

Bonus: that diaphanous négligée! I hope this spry old dude smothers Prince Jerkoffry in his sleep.

Watch out for that pointy, inbred chin. It could cut your papery skin.

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June 20, 2011 on Game Of Thrones Season One Finale

“This is Dylan. You know what to do.” *hug*

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October 21, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Luke Perry At Dragon Con

Training Day 2: This time, it’s trainier.

Uh… you got any gun? –Chekhov

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August 6, 2010 on Raising The Stakes On The Unstoppable Train

“You should just f—— smile and blow me! ‘Cause I deserve it.”

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August 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!