lanyard

Comments from lanyard

I like when he says he prefers not to speak in words, but how the girlfriend likes it so he does it. WHAT A MAGNANIMOUS AND MATURE MANBABY!
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January 20, 2012 on Attention Man Babies: You Don’t HAVE To Go On TV!!!!
Bonus: that diaphanous négligée! I hope this spry old dude smothers Prince Jerkoffry in his sleep. Watch out for that pointy, inbred chin. It could cut your papery skin.
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June 20, 2011 on Game Of Thrones Season One Finale
Training Day 2: This time, it's trainier. Uh... you got any gun? --Chekhov
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August 6, 2010 on Raising The Stakes On The Unstoppable Train
"You should just f------ smile and blow me! 'Cause I deserve it."
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August 4, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week!