lemonne

Comments from lemonne

Hide your kids, hide your wives, cause Danza teachin’ everybody up in here.

+1 |
August 26, 2010 on Tony Danza Is A Teacher Liar

“I like to think THEY teach ME” — Mr F

+1 |
August 26, 2010 on Tony Danza Is A Teacher Liar

Not to be a further stick in the mud, but who gets paid at all anymore?

+3 |
July 30, 2010 on It’s Friday Afternoon, This Lady Just Got Paid
+23 |
July 27, 2010 on We All Win This Dance Battle

I think that the issue is that LeBron James is basically the Cleveland Stock Market and now the entire Cleveland economy is going to collapse. It’d be funny if it weren’t true.

+4 |
July 9, 2010 on LeBron James Moving To Miami OR: Rachel Bilson Pumping Gas

Star Wars Episodes 1-3

+2 |
June 23, 2010 on Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where…

Is it the one that establishes a conceit, dramatic tension, and then a resolution?

+7 |
June 23, 2010 on Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where…

I don’t think it’s hating the vuvuzela, it’s the meme, some of the 4chan images that are circulating that definitely are. I don’t think Gabe is saying if you think the vuvuzela sounds annoying you are racist. We would all be racists.

+2 |
June 22, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Maybe I missed this in an earlier post, but do we have a comment queue now? Or have I been banned for life?

0 |
June 22, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood

I have a theory. Notice that it’s always gay men that (certain) Christians seethe about. Sure, they condemn lesbians, but only when asked. They aren’t concentrated on lesbians for some reasons. It’s really anti-male if you think about it; (certain) Christians are so uncomfortable with the idea of a man who loves and feels emotions and makes himself vulnerable to another man. They only want the aggressive, domineering, borderline rapist idea of a man, like their own God, and the idea of gay men offend that. They don’t care about lesbians because they don’t care about what women want. What they want from men overrides whatever women have chosen. They want men to never be vulnerable to love or empathy, otherwise it shakes their faith in their own domineering God who loves only when you do what he says.

+9 |
June 22, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood

Also, if you get raped while you are out in the country, your father must force your rapist to marry you and pay him twenty shekels. (Don’t get raped in the city though, because, according to the Bible, that one is your fault because you could have cried out and you should be stoned to death. And rightly so, stupid, getting raped in the city person.)

+21 |
June 22, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood

Maybe the reason why this guy was “confused” is because he thinks sperm “eats” whatever it comes across. Last time I checked babies weren’t made by sperm eating eggs. It’s not the breakfast kind of eggs.

+14 |
June 22, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood

http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/michel-gondry

I think about this sketch every time I hear Michel Gondry speak.

+2 |
June 22, 2010 on The Green Hornet Trailer Strikes Another Blow In The War On Superheroes

No, Be Kind Rewind is great- you’re right that it was bad marketing. Everyone thought it was going to be a silly comedy but it was a sweet, though funny, drama in a way. I loved it so much, it just has genre issues.

+5 |
June 22, 2010 on The Green Hornet Trailer Strikes Another Blow In The War On Superheroes

Ending a comment with a gunshot is hilarious every (GUNSHOT).

+9 |
June 19, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

This ad was basically asking all teenagers in Alabama to steal John McMillian signs.

+3 |
June 17, 2010 on Dale Peterson Is Back, And He Still Needs To Relax!

I am so tired of the GOVERNMENT talking about how evil the GOVERNMENT is. It’s like a big, cruel joke that nobody is getting.

+5 |
June 17, 2010 on Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology

Yeah, it ruined the video for me. I just couldn’t really laugh with that going on.

+1 |
June 17, 2010 on Nicolas Cage Wants That Cake!