Comments from Lesley

Great news! We don't need the TSA anymore. Let's just put Mark Wahlberg on all the planes, and no one ever has to take their laptop out of their laptop bag at the airport.
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January 18, 2012 on Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11
Is this what "Legends of the Guardian: The Owls of Ga'hoole" is about? b/c i know owls are involved with that somehow.
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August 12, 2011 on Q: How Chill Is This Owl?
i think snow is the least worst part of new york (right everyone?) your other concerns seem valid though.
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August 10, 2011 on NYC Subway Nightmare
it's just like pranks, but instead of being targeted at one person, it's expanded to the level of community.
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August 10, 2011 on NYC Subway Nightmare
The real question is how my eight cats are going to react to this loneliness robot pillow.
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August 10, 2011 on This Robot Pillow Video Might Actually Be Pornography, I’m Not Sure
I think that if the glass disappeared or the lion succeeded in eating its way out, it would not eat the baby but probably just lick it and cuddle it and raise as one of its own, and the baby would love it and get to hang out petting lions all the time and there would be lots of cuddling happening. I'm pretty sure that's how it would go.
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June 14, 2011 on Today We Are All This Lion
yes, it's stealth sexual harassment.
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June 10, 2011 on Give Us A Smile C’Moonnnnn
Question: I watched the first episode of Luther, and while I have a giant crush on Idris Elba, i did NOT think it was very good? Am I alone? Should I watched the 2nd episode before truly deciding? Pls help!
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June 9, 2011 on Ask Idris Elba
What do you think it means that (as of this moment) 72.53% of people chose the FIRST yes, and only 27.47% chose the second yes? Does the second yes secretly mean no? Or is it like the stalls in a big bathroom, your instinct is to avoid the first one because you think it's dirty but then you heard that actually b/c everyone avoids it it's the cleanest, so then everyone ends up using it?
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February 9, 2011 on Let’s Do The Charlie Sheen Numbers
To be FAIR, I am actually really cold right now. But I don't know how it is where you are.
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December 9, 2010 on Gwyneth Paltrow Is “Freezing Her Ass Off,” And “A Fucking Liar”
"I don't think a nail file is gonna cut it!," said Shane, a very sensitive man who fully understood that women were not only his equals but individual human beings each with their own strengths and weaknesses and who was not at all sexist. He just knew that that short-haired lady loved filing her nails and was always trying to use nail files in grossly inappropriate situations and wanted, reasonably, to stem any attempts to waste time using a nail file to break the windows, which would definitely not work!
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December 6, 2010 on The Walking Dead S01E06: Season Finale
When I was 15, I both cried at this movie and took my boyfriend to it to make out during it MULTIPLE TIMES. We also made out to Double Jeopardy, starring Ashley Judd. "You can't be tried for the same crime twice!" After we broke up, I cried at Double Jeopardy too.
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November 15, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty
That was about World of Warcraft???
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October 27, 2010 on This Is Your Question
Not to out-loser you but i actually DID start re-watching it from the beginning not that long ago. I only have season 1 on DVD, though, so we'll reach a crux of loserness when I reach the end of season 1 and have to decide whether to purchase season 2. Weren't you so befuddled when Bradley Cooper started showing up everywhere as a huge jerk? I was like, wait everyone, Will Tippin is a really nice guy! Why don't they get it?
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September 23, 2010 on Well, Undercovers Is Fucking Terrible
Just kidding, I love that show.
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September 23, 2010 on Well, Undercovers Is Fucking Terrible
spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 23, 2010 on Well, Undercovers Is Fucking Terrible
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
"One Lake Crystal man told FOX 9, 'It's the kind of thing people would joke about in private, but not say in a public forum.'" This man gets it.
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September 21, 2010 on That’s Your Newspaper: The Lake Crystal Tribune
Okay, but did anyone check her knee to make sure this story checks out?
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September 2, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Gas Station Robbery Eyewitness
SPOILER ALERT: It does indeed rain.
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August 10, 2010 on Being White Is Hard: The Romantics Trailer
Remember when the movie used the phrase "born from a boombox" at least three times? That was almost as amazing as when they made out in the midst of a windstorm made out of garbage and icee juice, which was in turn almost as amazing as when Moose accidentally knocked a pipe, and water got everywhere, and everyone was like, holy shit dance battle canceled! thanks for nothing, kid! but then moose and the pirates showed everyone that water just makes dance battles that much better!!
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August 10, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Step Up 3D
Remember when he super-vampire-fast texted? That was great. Come back, Franklin!
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August 2, 2010 on True Blood S03E07: Will No One Pull The Plug On Sookie?
I think you mean NICOLE. "Sheesh!" - jerseyshoregum.
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July 30, 2010 on Jersey Shore S02E01: Open Thread
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July 30, 2010 on Jersey Shore S02E01: Open Thread
Sammi: "I just feel like, I don't even know." Snooki: (immediately) "I know how you feel."
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July 30, 2010 on Jersey Shore S02E01: Open Thread
what the fuck is a marmot?
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July 9, 2010 on Look At This Marmot Eating A Biscuit!
That's how they get you! Curiosity about a baffling and terrible clip leads directly to obsessive watching and writing fanfiction in which Bristol and that 14-yr-old with a baby and so much eye makeup "make love" (that's what they and you will call it) but probably their love is not accepted for a while or something except within the confines of lesbian teen mom musician camp that they end up at without even knowing that's where they're going! Anyway, that's my prediction for you, tps12.
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June 24, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting
(did not mean to steal that from babyfriday :( )
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June 24, 2010 on Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where…