Lew Zealand

Comments from Lew Zealand

You know, you’ve got the Obama’s, obviously, that general guy, let’s see…who else….MJ? That should be good, let’s run with it.

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September 1, 2011 on That’s Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book

too late, they’re funded. This on the other hand, appears to be struggling:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cimmfest/parallax-sounds-documentary?ref=live

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August 26, 2011 on (Don’t) Help Fund Millionaires’ Debut Album!

Does anyone really like Gates of Heaven for any reason other than its existence is the reason Werner Herzog once ate his shoe?

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August 26, 2011 on Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag

Cube 2! Hypercube!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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August 24, 2011 on What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop

That is not Wrigley Field.

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August 19, 2011 on End Of The Day Urinal Slide

One time I declined to pay $300 for my wife and I to see Tom Waits, thinking it was too much money. I now realize this was incorrect, and often think of $300 expenses in terms of missed opportunities to see Tom Waits.

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August 17, 2011 on This Tom Waits/Cookie Monster Mashup Is Just Completely Correct

Not to mention Tim’s solo album, which is mostly reggae/dub/ska and pretty good, or Rancid’s collaboration with Buju Banton.

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August 15, 2011 on Progress Report: Jimmy Cliff

Was that movie called Poetic Justice because her name was Justice, and she was a poet?

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August 4, 2011 on 9-11: You Know, For Kids

Gwyneth, you’re not even close.

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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth

In her world “schlepping” somewhere is being chauffeured to and from a private entrance at the ridiculously simplest time of day to do anything, in order to watch a live musical performance from VIP seating. What a schlep, that Beyonce.

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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth

Thanks. That explains why I missed it.

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August 3, 2011 on Don’t Start Early OR Late, You Guys, Start On Time

Where did this start?

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August 3, 2011 on Don’t Start Early OR Late, You Guys, Start On Time

I will NEVER forget femskins.

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August 2, 2011 on Gold Surprise

I’ve been following your columns from Pitchfork to Stereogum and will gladly continue back over at Pitchfork. I hope you’re able to have some input on the Pitchfork Music Festival too, metal and otherwise. The heavier acts have been highlights for me, particularly Kylesa’s set this year. Would love to see some more heavy and dark music – there’s plenty of it right here in Chicago.

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July 29, 2011 on Under The Influence: Krallice Diotima

Can’t wait for YCMIU this week.

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July 28, 2011 on An Annotated Account Of The Alex Trebek Hotel Burglar

Oh man, that video. Great timing. I’ll be heading to Pitchfork today, and I can only hope to see some dancing somewhere near this caliber.

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July 15, 2011 on Today We Are All This Kid Outside The Morning News

He is, thanks. Slight scar, but he has a beard anyway…

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July 14, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud

Very cool DS3M.

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July 14, 2011 on Videogum Is Forever, At Least For DS3M

Bingo! Nightmare DNA!

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July 14, 2011 on Robot Mouth Says “Go Back To Bed”

By a homeless guy. That part is important. It was a homeless guy that stabbed him in the lips.

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July 12, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud