Lew Zealand

Comments from Lew Zealand

You know, you've got the Obama's, obviously, that general guy, let's see...who else....MJ? That should be good, let's run with it.
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September 1, 2011 on That’s Your Coloring Book: 9/11 Coloring Book
too late, they're funded. This on the other hand, appears to be struggling: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cimmfest/parallax-sounds-documentary?ref=live
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August 26, 2011 on (Don’t) Help Fund Millionaires’ Debut Album!
Does anyone really like Gates of Heaven for any reason other than its existence is the reason Werner Herzog once ate his shoe?
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August 26, 2011 on Your Emergency Hurricane Irene Netflix Instant Streaming Go Bag
Cube 2! Hypercube!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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August 24, 2011 on What It Is Like, Apparently, To Work On A Flop
That is not Wrigley Field.
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August 19, 2011 on End Of The Day Urinal Slide
One time I declined to pay $300 for my wife and I to see Tom Waits, thinking it was too much money. I now realize this was incorrect, and often think of $300 expenses in terms of missed opportunities to see Tom Waits.
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August 17, 2011 on This Tom Waits/Cookie Monster Mashup Is Just Completely Correct
Not to mention Tim's solo album, which is mostly reggae/dub/ska and pretty good, or Rancid's collaboration with Buju Banton.
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August 15, 2011 on Progress Report: Jimmy Cliff
Was that movie called Poetic Justice because her name was Justice, and she was a poet?
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August 4, 2011 on 9-11: You Know, For Kids
http://bobbyrotten.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/gg-allin.jpg Gwyneth, you're not even close.
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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth
In her world "schlepping" somewhere is being chauffeured to and from a private entrance at the ridiculously simplest time of day to do anything, in order to watch a live musical performance from VIP seating. What a schlep, that Beyonce.
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August 3, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth
Thanks. That explains why I missed it.
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August 3, 2011 on Don’t Start Early OR Late, You Guys, Start On Time
I will NEVER forget femskins.
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August 2, 2011 on Gold Surprise
I've been following your columns from Pitchfork to Stereogum and will gladly continue back over at Pitchfork. I hope you're able to have some input on the Pitchfork Music Festival too, metal and otherwise. The heavier acts have been highlights for me, particularly Kylesa's set this year. Would love to see some more heavy and dark music - there's plenty of it right here in Chicago.
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July 29, 2011 on Under The Influence: Krallice Diotima
Oh man, that video. Great timing. I'll be heading to Pitchfork today, and I can only hope to see some dancing somewhere near this caliber.
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July 15, 2011 on Today We Are All This Kid Outside The Morning News
He is, thanks. Slight scar, but he has a beard anyway...
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July 14, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud
By a homeless guy. That part is important. It was a homeless guy that stabbed him in the lips.
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July 12, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud
My brother got stabbed in the lips outside a bar in Wicker Park (Chicago) a few years ago. In the lips!
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July 12, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud
Every time my cat does this to my dog, I laugh at him. My dog also does not care in the least that he is taking tiny little cat jabs to the face.
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June 24, 2011 on This Cat Is A Jerk And What It’s Doing Does Not Count As “Boxing”
What is happening in this picture?? That is not real water. Is that Goofy getting splashed? Is that an outboard motor shaped American flag? Is the man in the back seat a cardboard cutout? Is the sign actually in the scene or just added to the picture? So many questions.
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June 24, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I'm with you. I love the Chinese Restaurant. I don't know why.
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June 23, 2011 on Videogum’s Most Anticipated (Still) Movies Of 2011
Hopefully it's Luongo's car. He would probably deserve more than any other Vancouver resident.
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June 16, 2011 on An Open Letter To Vancouver
I tacked Gates of Heaven onto an Amazon order a while back on the basis of a Roger Ebert quote calling it the best movie ever or something, and also some sort of Herzog connection? I forget, but that movie was very uninteresting and difficult to get through. Fog of War, conversely, was fascinating and compelling.
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June 10, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Are Pitchfork writers considered "bloggers"? Is Pitchfork even considered a blog? I don't think of it that way. No comments! Doesn't a website have to have comment threads to be considered a blog?
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June 9, 2011 on Duplass Brothers Pen New Mumbleblog Film
Early '90s? For intimidating hardcore, see the early 80's.
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June 2, 2011 on Design The Skyline Is YOUR Generation’s Brokencyde