lil sebastian

Comments from lil sebastian

I JUST FINISHED IT I walk past L. Ron Hubbard's DC house on my way to work everyday. My friend and I are going to tour the scientology church soon, although we have to give them our names and that give me pause.
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January 28, 2014 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
My day was good because DC is a bunch of babies when it comes to weather, so we had a two hour late start at work! Although it's so cold that I can't bring myself to take off my coat/scarf/hat.
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January 22, 2014 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I think this guy thinks that a spoon is actually a can opener, much the same way he thinks that pears are actually peaches.
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April 17, 2013 on How To: Open A Can With A Spoon
wait... did you really just spoil New Girl? not cool.
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January 30, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: VW’s Racist Super Bowl Commercial
how is a multi-cam show any different? Are viewers able to see a difference?
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October 29, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
I watched that live on the news this morning! You know what sucks? Being the only single roommate, while all other roommates are at their significant others' houses. It's great that I don't have to work today, but seriously, what am I supposed to do all day?
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October 29, 2012 on Stay Safe Out There, You Joggers In Horses Masks
I seriously used to call my ex's penis The Truth.
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August 9, 2012 on Scully And Mulder Are Kissing!!!!!!!!
Kelly. My life is in shambles and I'm taking the bar exam a week from tomorrow and my boyfriend just broke up with me, and the only thing that's kept me going is knowing that in 12 days I will be on the beach. But now you've taken that from me. I give up.
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July 16, 2012 on Shark Alert! Stay Out Of The Water!
Your life is like those Toyota Venza commercials.
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A trick is something a whore does for money.
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Thank you Kelly. I'm taking the bar exam in 2 weeks and I really needed a new stress reliever to keep me from completely losing it.
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July 9, 2012 on YOGA BREAK!
That's how they feed the people in Afghanistan and Iraq, too.
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July 6, 2012 on Taco Bell “Airlifts” 10,000 Tacos To Alaska Because What?
For some reason a guy took me to see that on our second date. Not a good second date.
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July 2, 2012 on The Amazing Spider-Man Is As Fun As It Is Unnecessary
I literally just closed out of that article before heading over to Videogum. I only read the first two sentences of that article though because I'm so damn busy.
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July 2, 2012 on Today We All Wish We Were This Child Drinking From A Hose
The Mole was a great show
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July 2, 2012 on The Anderson Cooper Letter
YES Kelly I am with you on those Magic Erasers! I'm pretty sure those actually are magical. For the two years I've lived in my apartment I've been unable to clean some stains off of my stove, and then on Saturday, in an act of desperation because I was moving and wanted to get my deposit back, I bought those magic erasers. And omg they worked and it was the best thing ever.
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June 19, 2012 on 10 Even Lesser Known Natural Wonders
I don't remember what this is about, but I specifically remember watching it on laser disk in my 7th grade science class.
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June 19, 2012 on To Baby Ryan Gosling Dancing To C+C Music Factory A Predator
I sympathize with you, baby. My boyfriend did the same thing to me this morning.
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June 13, 2012 on Today We Are All This Shirley
Wasn't the girl who talked to Don at the bar Megan's friend? I thought she was trying to get revenge on Megan for taking her part. Or maybe I just think all blondes look the same.
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June 11, 2012 on Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
I want to watch this so bad but I'm afraid it will spoil the end of season 2!
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May 25, 2012 on Late Night’s “Downton Sixbey,” Episode 2
Brian Williams is speaking at my commencement Sunday!
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May 17, 2012 on The Commencement Address Dream List
He made out with every girl in the world? But he told me I was the only one!
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April 30, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
What kind of dog is Birdie? I want a Birdie.
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April 27, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Uggie Got A Book Deal
Celebrity Jeopardy please
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April 27, 2012 on Will Ferrell To Host SNL
Is it just me or did the comments go back to normal? Now how will I know if I'm well-loved?
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April 26, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!