lindaheartellini

Comments from lindaheartellini

Perhaps it's Newcastle Brown Ale (Drink it. With your mouth.) floating happily in my belly. But I think that Kathie Lee is the Lucille Bluth of T he Today Show. Matt Lauer of course. Is Buster.
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January 11, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reed Alexander Is Still Terrible
Steve thus far it's been David Cross talking about the time that he shit himself in his shorts while walking his dog and That One I love that gif.
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May 28, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
If I had a cute animal I would bring him to this wonderful cyber party. Instead I would like to inform you all that David Cross has a new album out! So there's a gift to get for your goodly wife (The goodly wife statement taken directly from Patton Oswalt. SEE Crediting people is easy!)
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May 28, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Why did they keep making movies after that scene? We obviously live in the sad grey post Hard Ticket To Hawai'i era, and I for one, didn't even know it.
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May 18, 2010 on Some Days You Have To Shoot A Snake In The Mouth With A Bazooka
I wonder if Derek Jeter politely pulled him off to the side, and explained that poo-poo and doody are hilarious in this country.
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April 15, 2010 on Get Well Soon, Chan Ho Park!
*too* not top *too!!!* GODDAMNIT!
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April 15, 2010 on Dick Van Dyke Opens A New Front In The War On Fake Rap
Andy Griffith, thanks for not doing this, I can continue top enjoy you're show from the black & white era.
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April 15, 2010 on Dick Van Dyke Opens A New Front In The War On Fake Rap
Kenny Powers, Gabe is too busy knocking his taxes out of the park to even have a sexual preference, Gabe is money sexual.
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April 9, 2010 on Gabe And Max Are The New H&R Blocks
It's a scientific phenomenon Cassie, if the sex is really reallly good, when you're passed out in a bed and raped by a dreadlocked individual. Then you'll wake up with a song in your heart.
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April 9, 2010 on Kiely Williams Just Says What We’re All Nightmaring
They don't make movies without test marketing first, to make sure theres an audience for them do they? Because i'm mad that it exists. I am Glenn Beck being forced to read a non-Dr. Seuss book angry about this movies existence.
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April 9, 2010 on Hugh Jackman Is Going To Have To Start Wearing Pants On His Face
That didn't really happen did it? I didn't miss a Justin Bieber ?uestlove drumoff did I?
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April 9, 2010 on Two Words, Starts With “Weekend Update”
I like how Fallon wanted it to be Harry Potter every time he got "Book and movie"
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April 9, 2010 on Two Words, Starts With “Weekend Update”
Hey, sorry I don't mean to barge into your life, I'm new to the neighborhood, and uh... well by court order. And trust me man, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for the court order, by court order, I... am required to tell you that I uh... I uh.... raped... this singer chick... Well... ok not really a singer, she was more like... a stripper.... who you know... was tryin' to be a singer... aaannnyyywwaaaayyyssss haha... I thought I'd say hi, I'm your neighbor, and I am a SPECTACULARLY talented rapist. I would say haha... you know.... "If you ever need a good rapin'... call haha.... but uh... obviously thats not how it works... Anyway yeah, didn't mean to be a bother have a good one!
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April 9, 2010 on Kiely Williams Just Says What We’re All Nightmaring
Law & Order: SVU should've never hired the writers from Glee.
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April 9, 2010 on Kiely Williams Just Says What We’re All Nightmaring
I've actually not seen a single episode of Lost in like 3 or 4 years, but I will say that the descriptions of it make is sound very much like watching it is akin to having a job as a detective in a weird universe where god keeps burning all your evidence. And coming up with new leads for you to chase.
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April 7, 2010 on Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant
"Pure Fucking magic right?"-The ICP song about this event.
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April 7, 2010 on That’s Your Dog: Lonnie’s Dog
I wonder if Juggalo's live in suburbs full of fellow juggalo's, just quietly pleading to god through clenched teeth to please, PLEASE just get them the fuck out of their sad suburb full of dull clowns who desperately drink faygo every night in a desperate attempt to forget that they're supposed to be the most evolved creatures on the planet. I wonder if they only watch Hatchet Happenings to drown out the sad forgotten animal thats screaming in their chests. While their wives, all carbon copies of Sugar Slam feed off of each others rumors like cannibalistic vampires. Because that would make a great Cormac McCarthy book/show called Moral Orel.
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March 29, 2010 on Hatchet Happenings, Episode 2
Erykah Badu should understand that her right to get naked does not give her free reign to influence children with her nakedness, and Jesus and the bible.
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March 29, 2010 on Erykah Badu Is The Magic Bullet
I would've put on my happy surprised face at seeing that I have my first upvotes, but I just looked at the menstruation cycle video so my "shocked in horror" face is still frozen on.
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March 26, 2010 on Dog Eats A Cop Car
Sadly the police wouldn't listen to Winston as he tried to drag the police car to the serial killers house.
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March 26, 2010 on Dog Eats A Cop Car