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I just put actual grease on my iphone.
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September 14, 2012 on The World’s First Color Film Footage
I actually lol'd at this one. More upvotes!
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September 14, 2012 on The World’s First Color Film Footage
"But moooooommmm it's hot in here!" "Air conditioning hasn't been invented yet! You want to see hot? HERE. Wear all the clothes."
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September 14, 2012 on The World’s First Color Film Footage
http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/earth-to-scale.jpg Things we should actually pay attention to and care about!
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September 14, 2012 on If I Ever Watched An Episode Of Dr. Phil It Would Be This One
Wait, instagram isn't cool.
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September 14, 2012 on The World’s First Color Film Footage
Instagram before it was cool.
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September 14, 2012 on The World’s First Color Film Footage
I had a weird dream the other night about a futuristic world. I had to get to a concert in Chicago for some reason. I went, and my girlfriend and I went into a French restaurant. She didn't want to eat under the grizzly bear, so we went to the hotel. When we got on the elevator and went up, we emerged onto a different ("futuristic") world. It was dark. There was a company meeting in the far corner. The whole room looked like darkness, but every time I took a step, a stair would automagically appear in front of me. So I ran. We never made the concert. And I live two days drive from Chicago. Juxtaposition wins hearts! I think?
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September 5, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Faked Death Public Marriage Proposal
Videogum Betty White Everywhere Promise: we're all doing acid for this, right? Because DEMOCRACY.
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September 5, 2012 on Online Petition Calls For Betty White To Address The DNC
Shia Labeouf would be on meth making the donuts and actually smiling, not just ACTING.
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August 29, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Aaron Paul Holding A Box Of “Blue Meth” Donuts
Wow there's some epic grammar fail in there. I'm so ashamed.
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August 28, 2012 on Today Is The Most Boring Day Of The Internet Year
Also, we are fast approaching my favorite time of the year to drink beer. All the fall/winter ales and lagers that starting being released around now are usually my absolute favorites of the year. Seasonal beer is one of my favorite things. Did I mention I work in a brewery? TLDR: BEER GOOD IN FALL.
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August 28, 2012 on Today Is The Most Boring Day Of The Internet Year
Oooh, also, also, you can start enjoying cool mornings and evenings and like, hoodies and stuff! No? Just me?
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August 28, 2012 on Today Is The Most Boring Day Of The Internet Year
Never mind. Gabe fixed it. Huzzah!
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August 28, 2012 on Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
Worst part about this is that it will automatically play until it goes "below the fold" on the front page. All day long. Where does this plug-in get off thinking it can just DO WHAT IT WANTS!?
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August 28, 2012 on Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
So far Gabe is up on Kelly 2-0 today. HELLOOOOOOO come on, it's Tuesday! Or is she off today? I should pay more attention. Anyway what's up?
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August 28, 2012 on Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
I GET IT. Also, I love puns. So. Keep them coming.
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August 27, 2012 on What Is On Emma Stone’s Bucket List?
Ugh. Balls pop out of my mouth. UGH.
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August 27, 2012 on What Is On Emma Stone’s Bucket List?
She's a lucky woman, what can I say?
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August 27, 2012 on “Great Job” On The Birthday Surprise, Everybody
"Sweetheart, tonight I wanted to do something special. We've been together for about four months now, and, well, I'm the happiest I've ever been. So with that in mind, I've got this cake for you. Be careful eating it though, it's got a surprise in it, and I don't want you to hurt yourself or anything..." "...honey!" (BOOM) "HAHAHAHA oh man priceless!"
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August 27, 2012 on “Great Job” On The Birthday Surprise, Everybody
Actually, my girlfriend's birthday is today. I had NO idea what to do, but now I'm calling the restaurant ahead of time to make sure this happens. Girlfriends love exploding cakes, right?
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August 27, 2012 on “Great Job” On The Birthday Surprise, Everybody
Gary's exploding cone was better.
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August 27, 2012 on “Great Job” On The Birthday Surprise, Everybody
I'm just saying there would have been blood all over that warehouse, and it wouldn't have happened.
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August 27, 2012 on “Great Job” On The Birthday Surprise, Everybody
Ron Paul is playing the long con. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57087/lostpedia/images/0/0f/2X13-SawyerFlash.jpg Sawyer/Paul 2012!
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August 27, 2012 on Ron Paul Is OUR Generation’s Mark Wahlberg
Hey, cool. Let's do this! I'll bring my dirt bike. MOTORCYCLE RACING.
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August 27, 2012 on NBC’s Salt Lake City Affiliate Pulls The New Normal, Will Be Lonely In Heaven
No, they were just pissed because 9/11. Never forget homophobia, I guess.
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August 27, 2012 on NBC’s Salt Lake City Affiliate Pulls The New Normal, Will Be Lonely In Heaven
Cathy ain't got NOTHIN on these donuts! Haha. ACK!
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August 27, 2012 on Krispy Kreme’s “The Fight” Is A Monday Morning Miracle
And here we are. Full circle. I'm not going to make a Gary joke yet, but now I know. I'll be waiting. Watching. Commenting. A silent wit (or not). Until I am needed. (Also, thanks!)
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August 23, 2012 on Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum