lizzygirl

Comments from lizzygirl

They’ll have to Bend the rules.

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December 3, 2013 on David Beckham On Who Should Play David Beckham In A David Beckham Movie

My economics professor from sophomore year loved that site. Near the end of the semester he admitted in class he’d written detailed rave reviews for himself.

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November 19, 2013 on Rating Your Professor, James Franco

I sense Gabe spinning in his grave at the use of the word “hair-story” in that Jennifer Aniston article.

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November 7, 2013 on ALL OF THE JENNIFERS ARE GETTING HAIRCUTS!

yeah I wouldn’t say it’s in mint condition

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March 21, 2013 on Chris Webber Should Live Commentate On Everything

I watched it again with this realization and from now on I’ll be saying “brrr” with one r because it’s perfect.

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January 28, 2013 on FSU Teaches You How To Be Cold Weather Safe

For me, a very close second to 0:21-0:23 is the totally necessary extra syllable included around 0:06-0:09.

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January 28, 2013 on FSU Teaches You How To Be Cold Weather Safe

I can’t explain why but this has quickly become of my favorite Videogum posts. I guess it’s the Kirk Cameron effect: passe celebrity + bafflingly out-of-nowhere quotes = classic Videogum post, always.

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November 27, 2012 on Some Highlights From The “Quantum Physics” Section Of Tim Allen’s Website

I can only read the phrase “blogger in the sky” to the tune of Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit in the Sky” and it’s kind of amazing.

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October 16, 2012 on The Walking Dead S03E01: Open Thread

Does Gwyneth Paltrow know that her “rapping” isn’t enjoyable when approached from any perspective, either as a joke or as actual music?It’s neither. It’s like a spider that has a weird pattern on its back that you don’t know what type of spider it is and you keep Google Image searching “oh God what is this orange-striped spider thing in my house” and you find no answers but you still have to wonder: oh God what is this orange-striped spider thing in my house?

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October 15, 2012 on Gwyneth Paltrow Raps About Chelsea Handler

It really was. Kelsey Grammar: “I did not have sex for ten years.” Me: “I did not need to know that for forever years.”

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October 3, 2012 on Kelsey Grammer Finally Responds To Piers Morgan’s Lifetime Ban

That scene was the worst. I was watching that episode with three other people and we all simultaneously went “UGH.”

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August 16, 2012 on It’s Not Too Late To Not Hate Jeff Daniels

Oh wow. I thought Kelly was joking about the “steampunk renaissance fair” business. And I laughed while reading it. Because I assumed that was part of the bit and not a phrase that would actually appear in this video. That adult humans would use.

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July 30, 2012 on That’s Your Proposal: “You Don’t Know Jack” Ad Proposal

No one said Crimson Tide? How did that happen?

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July 20, 2012 on Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie

I was once coincidentally on the same plane flight as Newt and Calista Gingrich. I guess this means I’m two Kevin Bacon degrees from Snooki now?

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July 19, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Snooki With The Gingriches Tweeted By Calista Gingrich

This video ends too suddenly. I want to know more about that cat! Where is he going in that suit? Rare miss, Michael.

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July 17, 2012 on Everything’s Going Fine

I think I’m going to start calling the act of beginning sentences with “We don’t judge others, BUT” Duggaring.

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June 28, 2012 on Whoever The Duggers Are Have Some Hot Summertime Tipz!

Same. This reminds me of the “Sorkinisms” supercut that was posted today on The Daily What. Both Wes Anderson and Aaron Sorkin are popular, both have recognized styles/character quirks, and both have been successful enough to get to use these quirks repeatedly to the point where, for some, it’s becoming tiring. Personally, I’m much more tired of Sorkin than Anderson. At least Wes Anderson hasn’t yet broken his legendary silence about the status of female high-fives, as far as I know.

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June 25, 2012 on The Curse Of Being Very Good

That was so stupid. I almost laughed out loud in the theater.

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June 11, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus

Gorgeous, worth seeing in IMAX, buuuuuuut the whole second half of the movie. Oh boy. “Big plot set-ups have small pay-offs if any” – Fichael Massbender

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June 11, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus

My favorite (not favorite) part is how Pop Chips don’t show up until over a minute into the video. Is this Pop Chip’s way of convincing us to use their product to wash the bad taste out of our mouth that’s caused by the first minute of the ad? Or is it just their way of making me feel more like a shithead for continuing to watch it for that long?

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May 2, 2012 on This Ashton Kutcher “Dating Video” Is Incredibly Upsetting