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A Thousound Words??? I suggest four. Beverly Hills Cop IV
+2 | 3/13/12 6:46 PM
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Considering robbing the cradle, but only because she heard that's where it's easiest to steal candy.
+4 | 3/6/12 7:22 PM
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She's only interested in him because she heard the word beefcake.
+4 | 3/6/12 7:18 PM
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Heard nipple slips were a great way to get even more undeserved attention.
+2 | 3/6/12 7:17 PM
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Do you really have to say "Smok'em if you've Golem" after every take?
+7 | 1/10/12 8:01 PM
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Who do I have to throw feces at to get an Oscar around here?
+4 | 1/10/12 7:56 PM
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Could you try keepin' the hands above the banana belt? - Not you Freida.
0 | 1/10/12 7:54 PM
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somewhere in a grungy alternative universe... Curt Cobain & Shannon Hoon snicker copiously
+1 | 12/6/11 6:53 PM
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By show of hands, who has seen Brett Ratner's cocktail shrimp?
+2 | 11/15/11 6:42 PM
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Sex pants none the richer.
+16 | 11/15/11 6:42 PM
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Finally a sex tape with it all. I wonder if he shows her his stand-up routine before he crushes her pelvis & it turns into a snuff film, because laughing after would just be wrong.
-2 | 1/25/11 6:14 PM
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Railing with Saget.
0 | 11/9/10 6:23 PM
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If the camera adds ten pounds, then they must weigh about ten pounds.
+14 | 11/9/10 6:14 PM
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I just want you to say Cheese, you don't actually have to eat any, girls.
+2 | 11/9/10 6:12 PM
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Full House Reunion? We thought you said Crack House.
+3 | 11/9/10 6:08 PM
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Only a bonehead votes for a menorahty party.
-15 | 11/2/10 6:21 PM
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HEIL HE-MAN!!!
-6 | 11/2/10 6:20 PM
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... but they still begin with "Laser to Uranus" don't they?
-4 | 10/26/10 6:42 PM
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Doggone It, everything could have been handled by Michael Vick.
-23 | 10/26/10 6:15 PM
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Where da Kibble & Bits-ches at?
+2 | 10/26/10 6:01 PM
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It's pronounced "Therapist", Mr. Connery. Let Mr. Dodson know so he can consult one for his "Chronic" fatigue.
+1 | 10/26/10 6:01 PM
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RuPaul called. He said no thanks, try Biggest Loser!
-13 | 10/12/10 6:35 PM
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They'll need to add a few more pages if that's a centerfold.
0 | 10/12/10 6:29 PM
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My Big Fat Greek Spreading.
+5 | 10/12/10 6:28 PM
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Rosie has NEVER looked better.
+3 | 10/12/10 6:25 PM
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The talent portion of the competition has been cancelled due to massive vomiting by the judges.
+5 | 10/12/10 6:24 PM
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Hey Buddy! Anymore cracks about the piece & Imma go Kobe on you.
0 | 10/5/10 6:47 PM
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I have to admit, I was pretty "marinated" when I decided to wear this.
+3 | 10/5/10 6:44 PM
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What am I doing these days, Dave? I'm Moonlighting as a Head Chef.
+5 | 10/5/10 6:42 PM
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Sitting on my sesame seed buns.... very funny Dave.
0 | 10/5/10 6:40 PM
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Even with 10 lbs of beef on my head, I'm still less of a meat head than Kutcher.
+3 | 10/5/10 6:37 PM
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Stylist & publicist "You're FIRED!"
+2 | 10/5/10 6:35 PM
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Have the proper grammar authorities been informed of my typo? You are going to report me aren't you?
+2 | 9/28/10 8:23 PM
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Your one of about 2 people here that get where I'm coming from Stevo. Thanks for joining me in the gutter.
0 | 9/28/10 7:45 PM
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Signs Curb Guy might hold: I'd rather be watching TV. She made me do this pope. I know it's a sin, but her ass is 7th Heaven! She's a temptress Pope. I tried to resist her but she said it was my best chance of bein' Touched By An Angel.
-5 | 9/28/10 7:31 PM
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Dear Concerned Lady, Thank you for expressing your humanist secular views about my religion. Shouldn't you be attending an Indigo Girls concert or cleaning a carpet? Just kidding, PLEASE CONTINUE da Pope
0 | 9/28/10 7:21 PM
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I thought things were supposed to turn out like the Jetson's... If this is the future, we're Big Boned!
0 | 9/22/10 12:15 AM
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It's like staring into the the idiot box & seeing one's self for the first time.
0 | 9/22/10 12:14 AM
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You can see the trailer for this sitting on cinder blocks.
0 | 9/22/10 12:14 AM
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Let me get this straight, the same people that creamed for a Lord of the Rings giveaway didn't like seeing Viggo's ass? Liars. I vote for Couples Retreat. A comedy without comedy is tragedy. It draws certain comparisons to Exit to Eden, which is legendarily scheissen yet somehow escaped nomination.
0 | 9/21/10 6:21 PM
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