Loose Seal

Comments from loose seal

It’s money maker Mike. SHIT!

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October 17, 2012 on Krispy Kreme’s “Halloween” Is OUR Generation’s “Thriller”

Umm… Gabe. You forgot to mention Money-Maker-Mac, of course.

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October 17, 2012 on Krispy Kreme’s “Halloween” Is OUR Generation’s “Thriller”

Something about this video makes me really want to go out and buy a Kia Soul. Strange.

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October 17, 2012 on Don’t Jump Into A Frozen Pool

They’re now selling a tetanus shot with every RVCA tank top.

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August 30, 2012 on From The Makers Of “This Rope Swing Is Too Big!” Comes “That Waterslide Is Unregulated!”

And I learned that there are awards similar to the oscars for fashion

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August 24, 2012 on Is Or Is Not Elizabeth Olsen The Biggest Bitch You’ve Ever Heard Of In Your Entire Life?

This is honestly the worst thing I’ve ever seen and I watched all of “Jack and Jill”

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August 21, 2012 on Jim Pollard Brings The Summer (Prison) Jamz With “Sugar”

“Now we gunna let y’all know what we been snackin on”. Finally a rap song I can really sink my teeth into!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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August 14, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “Hot Cheetos & Takis”

I bet their private chef is Ryan Gosling

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August 7, 2012 on BREAKING: Michelle Williams Likes Jason Segel’s Body

The worst part of this story is that a (then) working actress with a Lead on a semi-popular WB show considered herself broke.

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July 30, 2012 on Silly Shannen Doherty Can’t Handle Hilarious Tradition Of On-Set Pranking

How the hell can we get our hands on some of his chicken?

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July 10, 2012 on Krispy Kreme – “Coolest Guys”

Comedy Central: Keeping their best programming on the air since never

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July 10, 2012 on Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0

Don’t you talk about daddy Tanner that way.

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July 10, 2012 on Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0

Best Tyler Perry movie?

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April 26, 2012 on Let’s Make Up Some Equally Stupid New MTV Movie Awards Categories

Huh? I missed that. Was too busy taking pictures of beautiful Scandinavian women I’ve never met.

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April 10, 2012 on Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie

Why was he always shirtless? I mean, if I ever get to travel in foreign countries I’m likely going to want MOST of my clothes on, at least while I’m in public. Also, I was unprepared for somebody with the title of “Internet Video Maker” to have a body like that. This movie makes me feel bad about pretty much everything.

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April 10, 2012 on Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie

Canter’s onion rings… so… good…

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March 16, 2012 on The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood

If anything were ever going to get me to a ski resort, it’d be a snowboarding opossum.

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March 14, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos