Loose Seal

Comments from Loose Seal

Umm... Gabe. You forgot to mention Money-Maker-Mac, of course.
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October 17, 2012 on Krispy Kreme’s “Halloween” Is OUR Generation’s “Thriller”
Something about this video makes me really want to go out and buy a Kia Soul. Strange.
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October 17, 2012 on Don’t Jump Into A Frozen Pool
And I learned that there are awards similar to the oscars for fashion
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August 24, 2012 on Is Or Is Not Elizabeth Olsen The Biggest Bitch You’ve Ever Heard Of In Your Entire Life?
This is honestly the worst thing I've ever seen and I watched all of "Jack and Jill"
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August 21, 2012 on Jim Pollard Brings The Summer (Prison) Jamz With “Sugar”
"Now we gunna let y'all know what we been snackin on". Finally a rap song I can really sink my teeth into!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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August 14, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “Hot Cheetos & Takis”
I bet their private chef is Ryan Gosling
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August 7, 2012 on BREAKING: Michelle Williams Likes Jason Segel’s Body
The worst part of this story is that a (then) working actress with a Lead on a semi-popular WB show considered herself broke.
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July 30, 2012 on Silly Shannen Doherty Can’t Handle Hilarious Tradition Of On-Set Pranking
How the hell can we get our hands on some of his chicken?
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July 10, 2012 on Krispy Kreme – “Coolest Guys”
Comedy Central: Keeping their best programming on the air since never
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July 10, 2012 on Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0
Huh? I missed that. Was too busy taking pictures of beautiful Scandinavian women I've never met.
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April 10, 2012 on Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie
Why was he always shirtless? I mean, if I ever get to travel in foreign countries I'm likely going to want MOST of my clothes on, at least while I'm in public. Also, I was unprepared for somebody with the title of "Internet Video Maker" to have a body like that. This movie makes me feel bad about pretty much everything.
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April 10, 2012 on Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie
Canter's onion rings... so... good...
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March 16, 2012 on The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood
If anything were ever going to get me to a ski resort, it'd be a snowboarding opossum.
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March 14, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
"I don't even consider this to be horrifyingly racist, which is an interesting thing." - Ann Romney, 2012
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March 6, 2012 on Ann Romney Doesn’t Even Consider Herself Wealthy
The person who said it was!... maybe? of the legitimately anglo persuasion?
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March 6, 2012 on An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender
Directed by Todd Solondz
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March 5, 2012 on This Is Your Laughter
I "met" the sassy gay friend at a comedy club in LA and just shouted "SASSY GAY FRIEND" and then ran away, hyperventilating my way to the nearest grocery store. I feel you.
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March 5, 2012 on An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender
"He's used to cleaning up some sick". Christ the British even make vomit sound sophisticated.
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March 5, 2012 on An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender
Can we, as a nation, stop casting Heather Graham in every movie about pornography ever?
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February 24, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
If this guy teamed up with Louis CK and just taught everyone how to live life for a year the world would probably be MUCH MORE SARDONIC AND DANCY!
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February 23, 2012 on TIME TO DANCE! NO EXCUSES!
We Need to Talk about Jesus - Staring Kirk Cameron as Tilda Swinton
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February 22, 2012 on Let’s (Continue To) Chat About Jesus