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You didn't feel any emptiness when you awoke this morning?
Trustfall: This Summer, Believe In Your Peers.
His two part Prince interview was good, just to see Prince bathe in Tavis's tongue bath and spout crazy spiritual all over the studio.
I look forward to the inevitable culture clash when Flav is asked his thoughts on Team Edward vs Team Jacob.
I agree with Walrus Parade. Cera's impression of Ann eating a hard boiled egg eclipses most actor's entire bodies of work. However, Eisenberg has worked with Fred Durst.
Does anyone remember Topher Grace showing up on the Daily Show to promote Traffic but choosing to spend his entire interview time talking about Wild Wild West, which he caught on cable the night before?
Look hard enough, you can find vagina's all over the place.
I went to college with this guy. About 100 versions of this guy. Things they cannot joke about: Gay shit, huntin', and yer chew.
Good to know where the idea for Netflix came from. "Wuthering Heights or Guns of the Navarone? There has to be a better way!"
Dude had his delivery down. I hope he got a couple fist bumps on the way back to his seat.
Throw the new Depeche Mode song under it and it's gold, right?
I imagine the Gossip Girl Writer's Room challenges one another to come up with a ridiculous location for all the characters to magically meet up. Sotheby's must have won a bet.
I felt that funeral scene just let us know that while Clint's character is a mean old racist, his wife was so bad that her grandchildren don't even give a shit she's dead. Imagine what she was like, teetering around the house, trying to out-racist Clint. What I'm trying to say is, prequal please. It'll be about her car, CHEVY MALIBU.
I was one of many to nominate Gran Torino. In his mentions of the terrible acting of the Hmong characters, he failed to mention the atrocious priest character. Or the fact that the Hmong gang raped and beat THEIR OWN COUSIN. Not to mention the scene with the black kids on the street corner. How could you not mention that scene, Gabe? More than anything, this film presented an old racist man who never learns not to be racist. Should he have learned that? Probably not, but this film portrays him like he's a great guy, when i found him rather loathsome.
The dude ran. Never a good look.
Oh, anti-comedy. Let me know if Tim and Eric ever make a joke that is funny and makes people laugh.
I like the sweater reveal. That callback to the original is there for the super fans, i.e. the people who love the original and have no interest in a remake. It's a taunt, really.
I enjoyed Don's chat with Sally's teacher, in which he acts incredulous at the idea of ever fooling around behind his wife's back. Be careful teacher lady, Donny D would fingerbang the shit out of you.
Someone should put these kids on a boat and crash it into an island. Now that would be a story.
The pictures in the news report didn't look like him to me, but these "not fit for your mother" shots are definitely this guy, your mayor. Looks like he was having a great time. Isn't this what Rich at FourFour would call a "pretty party"?
I can only assume based on the length of this piece, that Grey's Anatomy runs commercial free for eight hours every Thursday.
Well, I own it and used to watch it all the time. I guess this comes down to taste.
So, worse than King Ralph?
That one picture is more entertaining than all of Superman Returns. Also, fake.
Wait, when did people decide to start hating Undeclared? That show was hilarious and canceled after one season because it was too good for this world. Also, so Judd Apatow could make movies 3 years later.
Chuck thanking Rufus "for the waffles" and then giving him a professional, grown up handshake. That is how I end all of my waffle breakfasts as well.
I guess I wrote that wrong. She didn't like it in the same way Gabe didn't.
Well, he slammed Juno pretty hard about a year ago. http://tinyurl.com/mvq68q
I really love this movie and I also understand some of the criticisms thrown at it. I most appreciated the fact that in the end nothing is fixed, these people are still damaged, life goes on. However, the multicultural wedding bugged the shit out of my girlfriend.
The guy who likes cats is going to hell? Hitler, Mussolini, and a socially awkward guy who likes cats. Perfect.
Fatties, sure. But hamsters? What is this guy's problem?
I am saddened by the lack of "Kevin is king of the gnomes" jokes in this post.
I turned this off right after someone said, "You swore on Lord of the Rings."
It is strange to see Hitler so happy after watching all those Downfall parodies. Also, BULLET TIME SEX!
My favorite King moment was when he asked Jerry Seinfeld if his show was canceled. Jerry responded by asking one of the interns to get Larry a copy of his resume.
"Ok, I'm going to say threatening things between swigs of this apple juice I put in a glass tumbler. Then, when I give you the signal, press play on the casio boombox. And make sure it's cued up on the right song, not Party In The USA. Which is great, don't get me wrong."
This is straight FIRE. Simply incredible. Someone should call Soulja Boy on his stack of money phone and tell him that the game done changed.
You Can Make It Up has quickly become one of my favorite features on Videogum. I can always count on one line to have me cracking up pretty hard ("kissed him on both cheeks") and one line that is just so over the top hilarious I can only feel a bit of awe ("Cities fell into oceans of fire").
Isn't his tone an admittance of defeat? Sitting alone on a stoop with only your stacks of fake money to keep you company? This is just :( stretched to four minutes.
@cassidy2099 This fall I intend to continue my grand tradition of 90210 live tweets. So if that sounds like something you might be into.