Ugh no, I love Blow (TWLLS*). Why??? I love reading everyone's reasons for hating the movies they nominate, I could do it all day (TWSS). Ladies be chattin' in this comment.
*That's what Lindsay Lohan said**
**6 months ago called and they want their joke back
To be fair, he said the same thing about Bride Wars. But yes, I agree. I also actually liked that it was the guy who was wanting so badly to fall in love. Also, the guy was JGL, so, ya know. Sweater vests.
Oh my god, her fingernails. I almost forgot. They were long and yellow and I threw up. I forgive you, Zooey, as always, but please get a manicure next time.
As a female who has a major crush on both JGL and ZD (we call her that, right?), I love this movie duh no doy duh. But also it tries so hard and it's so obvious, just like every hipster who loves this movie.
Also, does anyone here know how sad it makes me that the WMOAT movies need to have a large theater release? Because holy shit, if we're doing ZD movies, FLAKES, ANYONE? You're lucky you're so cute, ZD (I like this. Let's all call her that.)
I remember last season, not really liking Nasim that much...but I also didn't dislike her, she was just there. This season, I just want to marry her. I mean, I'm sure she's been this great all along and my eyes were closed before, but I feel like she's been extra killing it, when they actually allow her to be on the show.
I actually said the same thing regarding Jane Lynch to a friend too. It bothers me, even as a Glee watcher!, that that is what she is getting so famous for. My friend argued that she has been famous all along and I replied with "Well, she never hosted SNL before, and also, fuck you, agree with me." So I won that argument. However, I did enjoy the episode and especially her monologue, because she is just very good at her job.
He sort of just looks like a dude in a sport coat? With some lady accessories? Why would you do this if you aren't going to DO THIS? Not so good, James Franco.
This episode was insane and Brittany the Perfect is insane and awesome and beautiful and the best dancer and I love her. But guys....next week. Guts O'Malley might die?!!?!?! And we know because Kurt said "Is he dead?" No, of course not, but I can't wait to pretend like I think he will maybe possibly die next week.
I don't know, Tim and Eric. I think everyone can agree tiny things are funny and will always be funny. I once spent thirty minutes looking at baby clothes (jail) and just laffing laffing because tiny things are very funny and YOU DON'T OWN TINY THINGS, OK?
Also I liked this episode, but maybe it's because I heard from so many people (i.e. my mom and my only friend) that it wasn't funny so my expectations were very low.
What is wrong with that hand of hers? Yikes, Lady Gaga. Cool it with the self tanner? Hire someone to put it on for you, maybe? I'm sure that's possible.
Can we replace all of the "so good" gifs with this gif instead???? Werttrew, you're the only one who has the power, and for all female monsters I am saying please. Please please please.
Strictly business: I think that the chat feature could be AMPED UP, because I didn't even know there was a chat until Gabe posted a replacement chat one day. I also agree about the not keeping me logged in issue (being white is hard - the blog I read makes me log in every time I use it). I also agree that facebook and twitter are LAME (just kidding, but really, no). And I also agree that an iPhone app for vgum would be fantastic because I could comment so much more, and I know that is what everyone here wants. Everyone here loves me.
On a related note, just today I was thinking to myself "Why don't everyone I know and everyone I don't know read videogum? Why aren't everyone I know and don't know obsessed with it, also?" And then I realized it's because no one really knows about it. If I ever mention it to someone (this is something I do often, I love videogum and I shout it from the rooftops), they always say "BUT ANNIE, WHAT IS VIDEOGUM????" Riveting story. What I'm saying is, bring back the WMOAT because I think it brought a lot of readers here, and I think that the facebook and the twitter are more important for people who are already here but what is most important is that everyone has heard of videogum. Because everyone will love videogum, once they hear of it. You guys know everyone, right? He's awesome.
"I care a lot about this" - Me.
Sometimes I talk to people who don't know how to email (I'm looking at you, Mom), and I think to myself "I am so good at the internet." And then sometimes, I read a post on videogum that makes me think I've never been on the internet before, because what is digg? I don't know.
Genuinely curious...was it the incestuous comment or the not watching Mad Men comment? I thought that feeling sorry for a beautiful man's children was a popular thought but apparently I am a freak, and that is not an instance of everyone thinking it but not saying it, because it's looking like nobody ever thinks that, ever, besides me.
....Or groupthink.
....Or both.
Probably both. Not even close to rare miss, me.
I have never seen this "Mad Men" show that you all love so much because I am a human baby and I just don't want to watch it? I don't know, guys. What I'm getting at though, is that Jon Hamm is so handsome that I feel bad for his potential children because they will have a beautiful father and they can't think about him in sexual situations unless they want to be in jail for being gross.
I don't know if I should like or dislike this comment, because yes, there are too many thumbs, you're right! But also, I don't like this many thumbs...DO I LIKE IT OR DISLIKE IT? HOW DOES THIS WORK? I liked it.
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