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you guys, you got it all wrong. this wasn't a prank. it was a goof. huge difference. great goof!
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November 21, 2011 on Chloe Moretz Is A Prankosaurus In Training
outfits?? really? SHOW BLACKS, DUDE. (PS I think it was New York State law that every single school perform Birdland at every recital ever.)
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November 16, 2011 on It Is Time To Celebrate The Fact That It Is Wednesday And That We Are Still Alive
i played trombone in every version of "band" that public school could offer. jr high comes and a light goes off "OHHHH i can be in a SKA band THAT WOULD MAKE THIS DORKY INSTRUMENT/ME COOL". Spoiler alert: IT DID.
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November 16, 2011 on It Is Time To Celebrate The Fact That It Is Wednesday And That We Are Still Alive
UGH, what a total jerk. The 44 year old dude from Oasis just wanted to take some AWESOME behind the scenes flip cam footage for his new (READ: GOING TO BE BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES) band's unfathomably rad weblog and then POOF OUR DREAMS ARE DESTROYED BY THIS TERRIBLE MONSTER :(:(:(
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November 15, 2011 on Is Katie Holmes Currently In A Feud With Noel Gallagher Because She Is The Meanest Person On The Planet?
"I got a plan to get a million dollar book deal only using a pancake and tumblr"
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November 15, 2011 on This Is Just A Ryan Gosling Pancake
Does this movie include scenes of me being entirely too self congratulatory when I remember to leave room for a window?
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November 14, 2011 on EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Legos: The Movie Screenplay
I hear that Ken Burns is working on a 10 hour Lincoln Logs documentary that sounds pretty legit.
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November 14, 2011 on EXCLUSIVE: First Look At Legos: The Movie Screenplay
Oh, I love these jokes. Like when you start ordering something at a diner and the sassy waitress says "NO" really loudly. HAHA GREAT JOKE LADY, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. But, to be honest she probably gets off on it and she's working at a diner. I should let her have her fun.
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November 14, 2011 on OH MY GOD JUST GIVE HER THE ICE CREAM
Love that the dad had to tell us that his fucking infant couldn't understand the lyrics yet. Thank GOD. I was shocked and appalled at the mere thought that the baby might have been soothed by her sympathy for the struggle.
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November 11, 2011 on Notorious B.I.G. Has The Same Effect On A Baby As He Does On All Of Us
God forbid that kids learn the brutal truth that this world is a sucking black hole of infinite despair and hardship and you literally have to fuck your way into making that paper just to survive. Good on ya, Emerson Elementary.
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November 11, 2011 on That’s Your First Grade Teacher: Sasha Grey
The Fanning Parents: Just Making Awesome Decisions For Their Daughters Since '94.
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November 8, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Terry Richardson And Elle Fanning
remember all those dudes with the LIFE. LOVE. REGRET. chest pieces? drama tv tribute tatts are the new metalcore tatts? 2011 is weird.
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November 8, 2011 on This Friday Night Lights Tattoo Is The One True Tattoo
Ohhhh, THAAAAAAAT's Brett Ratner. I couldn't stop thinking of Brett Butler.
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November 8, 2011 on New Commenters’ New Corner: Brett Ratner, Your Boyfriend, Stinks!
Bollywood Mashup Y U NO FEATURE POPTART CAT?!?! Follow up question: Y U NO 3 HOURS LONG?!?!
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June 30, 2011 on At Long Last, The Bollywood Nyan Cat Mash-Up
You guys, it's just a viral marketing campaign for HBO's newest show Spacebound and Down featuring Michael Peña. http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/michael_pena_image.jpg
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June 27, 2011 on Fuck You Nasa!!! (Part 2)
last time I ever had anything interesting come out of an egg it was foretelling the death of the Sheriff of Nottingham. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wr8-kBRJ-JE/SxavhKPPouI/AAAAAAAABxU/QtDT8tmFLKw/s320/SHERIFF+AND+WITCH.jpg
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June 27, 2011 on Good Morning Egg Miracle
eh, that's nothing. call me when she does her goatse impression.
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June 27, 2011 on Rosario Dawson Likes Planking, Whatever That Is
Wait, this can't be a heartwarming soldier homecoming video. There's no Budweiser involved.
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June 27, 2011 on Army Dad Comes Home And Surprises His Kids