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I think you could have taken it further. Think Gyllenhaal. Part of me thinks this might have been an excuse for you to post 45 pictures of yourself gazing into the distance. /thecritiquenooneaskedfor
OMG I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS THE TOPH????
Every time Gabe (or anyone else) complains about this heatwave that is actually how people in the south live for most of the summer months, I am tempted to mock them. But then, I remember how ill-prepared I was for living in Paris in the winter (FLYING FROZEN WATER WTF WHY IS THERE ICE ON THE GROUND) and I promptly stfu.
Mama Winwood, yesterday, when you asked her for a ride to the skating rink. OOH SIQ BERN.
son, we just say "Marketing"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure when we were kids we spelled it, "sike" ...I want to take this time to inform you guys that I was the runner-up in a K-8 spelling bee.
I'm joining some other monsters and admitting I straight up ugly-cried during this movie.
This is funny and clever, and well-deserving of your username.
Yeah, as well as Nick Freno; Licensed Teacher (don't play like you don't know)
Mine too, but I don't remember the crackhead editing giving me such a headache.
"I'm going to go down to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, one night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face." -Lux, to Malian referee
"ew ew ball gross ew ew ew" -Slovenia goalkeeper
I feel ya, man. C.R.E.A.M. (monsters)
I thought they implied that he broke her heart because peer pressure but thats meeting them more than halfway
"Nikki Blonsky (the alleged vagina kicker)" Someone is going to have to explain this to me
I'm just here representing as a completely unashamed Nic Cage fan. My favorite movie at 6 was Con Air, no lie.
I have to say I'm with Team Fox on this one. Mostly because we have the better team name.
I'm watching it on NBC, too! I'm so glad it's good again (I couldn't get into season 3)
You couldn't pay me to have sex with Matthew Barney.
This was very sweet and informative.
Last night I dreamt I robbed Gwyneth Paltrow. I may or may not have accomplished this by being a jumper, like Hayden Christiansen in that movie Jumper.
Since the entire movie is him in the coffin (spoiler alert?) I hope there's a scene where Ryan Reynolds is waiting for help and he starts playing snake. Because, I mean, what else is Ryan Reynolds gonna do? Ooh, or maybe a scorpion will crawl into his coffin, and at first Ryan Reynolds is frightened, but then they become friends and Ryan Reynolds trains the scorpion to do tricks on his belly. I should have written this movie.
I get it, and it makes me D:
Diablo Cody IS WRITING Anne Frank
I died when Erin said that her hair was her room. Also I am currently trying to make "book" happen.
I just want to say that heaven better not get a little more Bret Michaels.
Portable blow job things?
you are lying. And quite frankly, it's getting me pissed.
I laughed for way too long at this
That means she's worth twice as much there *frowny face
Yeah, I felt that way too.
1) I got into a twitter-fight with some film critic Roger Bestbert retweeted at me over this movie. 2) I liked it, but it made me accidentally listen to (and enjoy) a The Pretty Reckless song, and that I cannot abide. 30 I would follow Nic Cage to the ends of the earth, ever since Con-Air. I am not ashamed.