I think you could have taken it further. Think Gyllenhaal. Part of me thinks this might have been an excuse for you to post 45 pictures of yourself gazing into the distance.
/thecritiquenooneaskedfor
Every time Gabe (or anyone else) complains about this heatwave that is actually how people in the south live for most of the summer months, I am tempted to mock them. But then, I remember how ill-prepared I was for living in Paris in the winter (FLYING FROZEN WATER WTF WHY IS THERE ICE ON THE GROUND) and I promptly stfu.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure when we were kids we spelled it, "sike"
...I want to take this time to inform you guys that I was the runner-up in a K-8 spelling bee.
"I'm going to go down to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then, one night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
-Lux, to Malian referee
Last night I dreamt I robbed Gwyneth Paltrow.
I may or may not have accomplished this by being a jumper, like Hayden Christiansen in that movie Jumper.
Since the entire movie is him in the coffin (spoiler alert?) I hope there's a scene where Ryan Reynolds is waiting for help and he starts playing snake. Because, I mean, what else is Ryan Reynolds gonna do?
Ooh, or maybe a scorpion will crawl into his coffin, and at first Ryan Reynolds is frightened, but then they become friends and Ryan Reynolds trains the scorpion to do tricks on his belly.
I should have written this movie.
1) I got into a twitter-fight with some film critic Roger Bestbert retweeted at me over this movie.
2) I liked it, but it made me accidentally listen to (and enjoy) a The Pretty Reckless song, and that I cannot abide.
30 I would follow Nic Cage to the ends of the earth, ever since Con-Air. I am not ashamed.
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