Comments from marilyn monrobot

Don't spill anything, you wouldn't want to ruin your $4,000 suit.
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May 16, 2013 on Other Viewing Suggestions For The New Season Of Arrested Development
For me it's a tie between Prince Phillip and Robin Hood (he's foxy).
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May 11, 2013 on Disney FINALLY Makes The Brave Princess More Beautiful
And Peanut Butter Crunch but it cuts up my mouth badly so I don't eat it.
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May 10, 2013 on Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal
Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Golden Grahams.
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May 10, 2013 on Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal
The cherry on the wedding cake (har har) is definitely their laughing, smiling faces plastered next to the headline "Sandusky's Victim Speaks Out." Way to go, cover making people! Barf.
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October 24, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel’s Surprise Wedding Video
I was genuinely disappointed when I found out the limited edition Krispy Kreme Halloween tshirts were sold out.
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October 17, 2012 on Krispy Kreme’s “Halloween” Is OUR Generation’s “Thriller”
Marry me.
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October 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn’t Coach Taylor
Up All Night: Is Reagan's brother the new Dawn Summers? Was he ever mentioned on the show before he showed up in the premiere? Is he the key sent to Reagan and Chris to protect the world from ending or just some plot device to get Chris back to work/introduced by the network looking for some other demographic?
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September 28, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Oh Don Piaaaano.
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August 24, 2012 on The Internet Is Safer Than We Think
* I have no reason to believe this did not happen, as it is exactly the kind of thing a tool like Rusty would do. The poor girl, I hope the union steps in.
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August 21, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: The World Is Full Of Monsters And Russel Brand Is One Of Them
Assuming this happened, where were the producers when this went down and why does this buffoon still have a job? Kristen Stewart is practically blacklisted for making out with a married guy but Russell Brand still has a job after sexually harassing a member of the crew on the fucking set? Grrrrrrr!!
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August 21, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: The World Is Full Of Monsters And Russel Brand Is One Of Them
You will tear out your eyes!!!!!
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August 21, 2012 on SPOILER ALERT: The Odd Life Of Timothy Green Looks Dumb
It took me way too long to figure out OFA.BO/PDSp2T was a link and not some newfangled Twitter language.
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August 21, 2012 on Barack Obama Secures Powerful Jessica Alba Endorsement
I liked when he took his phone out of the microwave.
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August 21, 2012 on Not A Bad Public Marriage Proposal, If You Must
Thank you for posting this. Upvote.
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August 16, 2012 on Alright, Let’s Talk About The Family Research Council Shooter
That would be Garyspur's place of residence, because they are two different people.
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August 16, 2012 on That’s Emily’s Boyfriend: This Kid
GARYSPUR: [does what this gentle, oblivious child did in the video did, and dedicates his even worse version to Althea Quinn and her boobs] ALTHEA: [calmly jumps into her invisible jet AND FLYS THE FUCK OUT OF IT OVER TO HOTSPURS PLACE OF RESIDENCE] [ding-dong (SHUT UP GARYSPUR EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE A DING-DONG I WILL DING-DONG THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FAKE DOORBELL ANYWAY)] GARYSPUR: Hi! I’m ready for your boobs! ALTHEA: [flashes her boobs] SUCCESS, THE ENDI
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August 16, 2012 on That’s Emily’s Boyfriend: This Kid
Four for you, Thomas Lo Coco! You go Thomas Lo Coco!
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August 16, 2012 on That’s Emily’s Boyfriend: This Kid
Daaaaaad
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August 16, 2012 on Unintelligible Calculus Rap Makes It Almost TOO Easy
The lamb and her Dalmummy are adorable. Bonus spotted rabbit (or cat?) at 1:09. Videos of kittens drinking from milk bottles have only recently been introduced into my life but I love each one I see. When they prop them up with their back feet squeeee.
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August 15, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos