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 +4Posted on Aug 18th | re: Aphex Twin Announces New Album SYRO Via Deep Web (33 comments)

Pants: totally filled.

 +2Posted on Aug 11th | re: Hell On Earth Discovered In Times Square Guitar Center (58 comments)

Oh fuck.

 +3Posted on Aug 11th | re: Morrissey Dropped By Record Label (8 comments)

He needs to get laid, bros.

 +1Posted on May 19th | re: Fun Fun Fun Fest Lineup 2014 (9 comments)

The Blood Brothers.

That is all.

LDR is kind of into rock n’ roll right? that would be sick.

 0Posted on Apr 15th | re: Lana Del Rey - "West Coast" (66 comments)


 +1Posted on Apr 15th | re: Twin Shadow - "To The Top" (14 comments)

Love the song, but I also think it’s hilarious. Tough.

Half the fun of this video is seeing high school kids have no idea what to do with their bodies about good music. Clutch.

 0Posted on Sep 12th, 2013 | re: Echoes Turns 10 (32 comments)



That’s your clever ass retort from your dorm room (mom’s basement) to that entire post? Jesus. If you want slutty girls to like you just start a clever twitter that uses a lot of acronyms. They love that shit. Just make sure you’re up to date on your EDM/St. Vincent/A$AP ROCKY/Rap Music, because they will constantly subliminally quiz you about it. It sucks.


 +16Posted on Sep 12th, 2013 | re: Premature Evaluation: MGMT MGMT (108 comments)




I’m sure you’ve probably listened to The Management. They put out that badass fucking jam called “The Kidz” when we were freshmen in sailing quallege and you had it ready to fucking GO to get the pussy drippin’. I was there. We all used that trick.

But here’s the thing. The Management aren’t subject to your wants, needs, or desires. They don’t make records for you or your mediocre weed that you thought you smoked (it was pencil shavings) while listening to ‘Congratulations’. Did you actually listen to ‘GRATZ’ or were you imagining that, too? Revisit it. Totes worth it.

Point being, you either need to get another weed dealer or keep reading Rolling Stone because the brilliance of this record is beyond you. You’re an analog player in a digital world, bruh. Time to upgrade! (your weed. Seriously, though. It smells like mulch and if I can’t get a contact high through the comment section then what the cock am I doing?)