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LDR is kind of into rock n’ roll right? that would be sick.
Love the song, but I also think it’s hilarious. Tough.
Half the fun of this video is seeing high school kids have no idea what to do with their bodies about good music. Clutch.
That’s your clever ass retort from your dorm room (mom’s basement) to that entire post? Jesus. If you want slutty girls to like you just start a clever twitter that uses a lot of acronyms. They love that shit. Just make sure you’re up to date on your EDM/St. Vincent/A$AP ROCKY/Rap Music, because they will constantly subliminally quiz you about it. It sucks.
I’m sure you’ve probably listened to The Management. They put out that badass fucking jam called “The Kidz” when we were freshmen in sailing quallege and you had it ready to fucking GO to get the pussy drippin’. I was there. We all used that trick.
But here’s the thing. The Management aren’t subject to your wants, needs, or desires. They don’t make records for you or your mediocre weed that you thought you smoked (it was pencil shavings) while listening to ‘Congratulations’. Did you actually listen to ‘GRATZ’ or were you imagining that, too? Revisit it. Totes worth it.
Point being, you either need to get another weed dealer or keep reading Rolling Stone because the brilliance of this record is beyond you. You’re an analog player in a digital world, bruh. Time to upgrade! (your weed. Seriously, though. It smells like mulch and if I can’t get a contact high through the comment section then what the cock am I doing?)
I won’t say I enjoyed this album as much as Within and Without, but that doesn’t mean it’s a poor record. Definitely more enjoyable after multiple listens. It feels like Ernest is touching on something a little deeper with this effort. Age seems to be a theme with this record. It recalls a different sort of nostalgia that Washed Out doesn’t usually envoke. Perhaps it’s sort of about the summers you can barely remember so half of said memories are longingly fabricated?
The range of emotion he is able to express through his music has always been something that has drawn me to Washed Out. Definitely interested to see where he goes from here.
However, getting two BJ’s is next level.
You’re a dead girlfriend.
Love you, girl. Welcome to the team. BEWARE: You’re about to get a lot of angry/confused white men commenting about how their musical preference will forever be superior to yours. In fact, I may be one of them somewhere down the road. We like to get on the internet when we drink.
Just because you didn’t include the new MGMT video on your most recent post doesn’t mean it’s garbage. Far from it. I appreciate you standing up for what you enjoy. You might have found that video unsettling, which I understand. It’s a lot to take in.
However, I urge you to reconsider. There is so much in that video to enjoy! The egg smashing! Writing on dudes with condiments! The band popping up in random shots! Eggs getting smashed with a gigantic hammer! GOD! That gets me so “hyped”!
Think about it, my dear. I love you, and I respect your decision, no matter what it is.
With all the love that I possess,
mac “as well as” cheese