maiqtheliar

Comments from maiqtheliar

I’ll call you a real human being instead.

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March 27, 2012 on Headline Of The Day: Woman Who Fell Off Pier After Texting While Walking Shares Her Story

I’m just glad my grandma can’t text, because she live’s in St. Joes, is in a wheel chair, has two bionic hips, and is a cyborg.

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March 27, 2012 on Headline Of The Day: Woman Who Fell Off Pier After Texting While Walking Shares Her Story

I don’t know if anything can top Parks and Meth for me. http://parksandmeth.tumblr.com/

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February 29, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Oh my, this is the first time I realized that wink was a Lucille callback. So many layers! Or should I say floors? Amirite?

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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Razzie Nominations

I honestly don’t get half of the decisions HBO makes, i.e. cancelling Bored to Death, making HBO go available only to those who subscribe to HBO on cable. HBO, I want you to take my money, I want evidence that proves Coach Taylor is better at molding young men than “Ned” Stark.

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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Razzie Nominations

They changed the rules again this year. There can be up to ten nominated films, if said films get enough votes.

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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party

Slothdrop, just to let you know, your portrait is hanging from my wall.

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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party

I watched this show for the first time this season for a video game trailer.

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February 22, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E09: It’s A Shane About Ray (Nonsense Lemonheads Reference!)

Speaking of Aubrey Plaza, I recently watched Scott Pilgrim with a commentary track featuring Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Mark Webber, and Kieran Culkin. Apparently, at the premiere party Aubrey hit on Kieran, and he totally negged her. So, you guys, on the hollywood male hierarchy Kieran Culkin > Ryan Gosling. I just thought I’d bring that up. Carry on. Also, does anyone else think the blonde girl from Damsels in Distress screen cap looks like Ryan Gosling. Does any of this matter? What am I doing with my life?

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February 17, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

I n33d ansirs 2. Wait, can twelve-year olds spell?

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February 17, 2012 on This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll

I’m 12 years old, and what is this?

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February 17, 2012 on This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll

Why is a Portland-based Fox affiliate dragging this kid through the mud?

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February 14, 2012 on Teenager Cries On Local Television In Hilarious Manner

I’m pretty sure Eli Manning is the Lana del Rey of Football.

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February 8, 2012 on An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow

He also used face paint to cite scripture while playing at Florida. America loves the Bible and face paint.

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February 8, 2012 on An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow

See Also: Kenny Power’s tweets regarding Sandusky and the Penn State fans who defended Joe Paterno. Good stuff.

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February 8, 2012 on An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow

What’s that movie where Jean Claude Van Damme killed Raul Julia? I really want another Adam’s Family.

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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”

The best thing about this is that I thought the cat’s paws were the arm rests of the chair. I love this cat so much.

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February 6, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I know I’m a long time listener and only 21st time caller, but I wish all the people who upvoted (or downvoted) would join the community. Create a username anonymonsters!

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February 3, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

facetaco, you’re on Steam? Username?

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February 1, 2012 on Adorable Smart Old Woman Stays Adorable, Smart, Old With Nintendo DS