maiqtheliar

Comments from maiqtheliar

I'm just glad my grandma can't text, because she live's in St. Joes, is in a wheel chair, has two bionic hips, and is a cyborg.
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March 27, 2012 on Headline Of The Day: Woman Who Fell Off Pier After Texting While Walking Shares Her Story
I don't know if anything can top Parks and Meth for me. http://parksandmeth.tumblr.com/
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February 29, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Oh my, this is the first time I realized that wink was a Lucille callback. So many layers! Or should I say floors? Amirite?
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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Razzie Nominations
I honestly don't get half of the decisions HBO makes, i.e. cancelling Bored to Death, making HBO go available only to those who subscribe to HBO on cable. HBO, I want you to take my money, I want evidence that proves Coach Taylor is better at molding young men than "Ned" Stark.
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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Razzie Nominations
They changed the rules again this year. There can be up to ten nominated films, if said films get enough votes.
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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
Slothdrop, just to let you know, your portrait is hanging from my wall.
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February 27, 2012 on The 2012 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
I watched this show for the first time this season for a video game trailer.
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February 22, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E09: It’s A Shane About Ray (Nonsense Lemonheads Reference!)
Speaking of Aubrey Plaza, I recently watched Scott Pilgrim with a commentary track featuring Aubrey Plaza, Anna Kendrick, Mark Webber, and Kieran Culkin. Apparently, at the premiere party Aubrey hit on Kieran, and he totally negged her. So, you guys, on the hollywood male hierarchy Kieran Culkin > Ryan Gosling. I just thought I'd bring that up. Carry on. Also, does anyone else think the blonde girl from Damsels in Distress screen cap looks like Ryan Gosling. Does any of this matter? What am I doing with my life?
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February 17, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I n33d ansirs 2. Wait, can twelve-year olds spell?
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February 17, 2012 on This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll
I'm 12 years old, and what is this?
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February 17, 2012 on This Is Just A Pretty Standard Louis Armstrong Doll
Why is a Portland-based Fox affiliate dragging this kid through the mud?
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February 14, 2012 on Teenager Cries On Local Television In Hilarious Manner
I'm pretty sure Eli Manning is the Lana del Rey of Football.
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February 8, 2012 on An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow
He also used face paint to cite scripture while playing at Florida. America loves the Bible and face paint.
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February 8, 2012 on An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow
See Also: Kenny Power's tweets regarding Sandusky and the Penn State fans who defended Joe Paterno. Good stuff.
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February 8, 2012 on An Open Letter From Kenny Powers To Tim Tebow
What's that movie where Jean Claude Van Damme killed Raul Julia? I really want another Adam's Family.
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February 6, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
The best thing about this is that I thought the cat's paws were the arm rests of the chair. I love this cat so much.
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February 6, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I know I'm a long time listener and only 21st time caller, but I wish all the people who upvoted (or downvoted) would join the community. Create a username anonymonsters!
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February 3, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I would've been OK if the Academy had just snubbed Ryan Gosling, but it snubbed Michael the last Fassbender as well. That is unforgivable.
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January 30, 2012 on Ryan Gosling’s Dramatic Reaction To His “Oscar Snub” Revealed!
"And it sounds like a creaky door mixed with a scary monster and an old roller coaster." Smoke monster anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0X3OKjIlUg
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January 19, 2012 on What Is The Scary Noise Happening In Canada??????
Once, someone directed me to a collection of vids on youtube of different terrifying insects that were put into a terrarium together and basically forced to fight. Awful, awful stuff. Does anyone here remember Clock Spider?
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January 17, 2012 on Oh My God Do Not Watch This Spider Video
Wait a second. George Clooney is dating Stacy Keibler? Stacy Keibler the former WWF Diva? #thischangeseverything
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January 12, 2012 on There Can Be Only One Pranklander
I feel that some of his work is pretty good. I thought his moments on Louie in the first season were pretty bearable, and obviously the Office speaks for itself (though I don't know much of the credit goes to Stephen Merchant) For me though, the first time I thought of him as an asshole was the Ricky Gervais podcast. For people who are familiar with Karl Pilkington, it's obvious he's not incredibly bright (although I'm kind of still debating whether or not it's an act). But, when you compare how Merchant addresses Pilkington vs. Gervais, it's hard not to see RG as an asshole. Merchant's response usually seems pretty measured, with occasional bouts of annoyed rage. Gervais just berates him though, which Pilkington may deserve, but after a while it's like enoughs enough. Most of it was mean and to me it seemed like it had to have been somewhat hurtful.
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January 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Ricky Gervais Is An Asshole
Apparently you don't have to be moving to have motion sickness. That upside down trailer made me vomit.
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January 6, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I was thinking the same thing. I went back to her/his/its post history, and I got a little scared. It's like the text version of the Uncanny Valley.
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January 6, 2012 on A Fake Interview With Kanye West
Those aren't gloves. Her father is half-dinosaur.
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January 5, 2012 on Tiny Dinosaur Expert Is Perfect
More like heartwarming surprise for Grandad.MOVing, because that was. I think it was the grandpa's cough that did me in. Also 00:34 - 00:40 = the best.
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January 5, 2012 on A Heartwarming And Enjoyable Surprise For A Grandpa
Between X-men: First Class and Drive, this was a great year for "Are you kidding me?" man-crush moments.
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December 28, 2011 on Favorite Movies Of 2011