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"Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations." Loved the Sneakers reference too.
A surprise Hammeo is a welcome surprise.
Something's gotta be done about your Bébé's Kids!
Jesus, I would've hit that Rolls-Clarence-Royce!
Young Einstein, you little devil!
10 Things I Hate About Manure
As long as there isn't a Final Destination-style curse on them. Well, to be more accurate... Mine-al Destination 3Deep.
^ supposed to be a strikethrough on Hugh Jackman there... Zombie Shakespeare is not well versed in the Queen's HTML English.
Hope you had a hell of a piss, Hugh Jackman Arnold! - Classic Judge
Sorry, Cultural Underpinnings Face King. I didn't see you went there already.
Not-so Instant Karma Philled with Lead
When you walk through Marven Gardens, you gotta watch your back...
Lord, I know I shouldn't eat thee, but ... mmm ... sacrilicious.
Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
"The South will boogie again!" - Disco Stu
Principal Skinner: "Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus'."
Homer: "You know me. Occasionally, I'll be quirky. I'll be quirky... Albuquerque!"
Milhouse: You're not going to win her back. She's with "The House" now. Bart: Milhouse, she's only dating you to get back at me. Milhouse: My therapist said that's all I could ever hope for. So take off, hoser!
*Barney grabs a champagne bottle and chugs it Barney: "IT BEGINS" *Barney blasts off in a jet-pack, runs out of fuel, and ends up being run over by a marshmallow truck. NASA employee: "I don't understand it... that was non-alcoholic champagne."
Lisa: I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against burned up the comet. Bart: But what's really amazing, is that this is exactly what Dad said would happen. Lisa: Yeah, Dad was right. Homer: I know, kids. I'm scared too!
Mr. Burns: "Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns!" Don Mattingly: "What sideburns?" Mr. Burns: "You heard me, Hippie!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHv3aDa8n_A
Pretty much the entire King-Size Homer episode... Operator: "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now." ... Dr. Nick: "Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon..." Bart: "You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!" Dr. Nick: "Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!"
Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?!!!