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Ghostface should have turned his guest spot on 30 Rock into a reoccurring role. He could've been Tracy's celebrity buddy. Tracy's even on one of Ghost's songs already.
What if...Randy were Mormon? The untold story.
Best Coast is absolutely amazing. They're album is going to be so great. I have to second the Frankie Rose love. She was the best thing about Vivian Girls. And I should also mention Dum Dum Girls (who are also insanely talented) and Pearl Harbor in a round up 2009 female fronted lo-fi acts who deserve to get more attention in 2010.
When did this turn into Sexygum?
I wish Bend It Like Beckham had been a gritty look at fandom and obsession from the writer of The Wrestler.
Rachel McAdams is boring like a mannequin and Ryan Gosling is an emotionally unstable man living a fragile fantasy. So basically this is the same movie as Lars and the Real Girl. On a related note, I nominate Lars and the Real Girl, a movie I watched with five or six other people who all hated it. I didn't though. I kind of liked it.
This is beautiful. I'm putting you in charge.
Now if science can just make this YouTube piano fly...
What was the point of the first three movies if they're just going to go backwards? Is this like Spider-Man: Kindergarten Cop or Spider-Man: Billy Madison? And I agree with Wettrew, Sexman would be the best. And 50 Cent could play his "best bro for life." But what's Haley Joel Osment up to?
Yeah yeah yeah, he's so hard or whatever. I'm just trying to resist making a "cock" joke but I'm 11 so it's really hard. Ugh.
There's one point that's being overlooked. Seinfeld is siding with NBC, why? If he remembered anything about his early experience with his own TV show then he would know he's wrong. The network has a responsibility to the talent. But he's also got a new TV show that the network hasn't seen any of. Maybe he's just trying to stay in their good graces so they don't ask any questions about Marriage Ref: the Great American Mystery. And I assumed that when Seinfeld said O'Brien "should be happy" he was speaking about O'Brien possibly moving to Fox. Which would be weird since he tried to move his show to Fox when NBC wasn't having any of it. On a related note, I've heard that in the next National Treasure movie will be about Nic Cage searching for the 15 minute Marriage Ref pilot Seinfeld shot on VHS with himself as all the parts and then hid on his private island. Or maybe it isn't going to be about that.
You didn't give the self-potato post enough time, Gabe!
I'm so excited I just fandango'd in my pants.
Team Kaprielian all the way! What about a series where Al explains weather things to Gabe? Friday Night Weather Fights?
Well now I know where the inspiration for Zoidberg came from.
So much win. This weeks ball should be 100% T-shirts.
Who would have thought that "from the mind of Diablo Cody" would not prove to be a license to print money? In fact, it's turned out to be a license to leave bags of money in an alley way instead of giving them to charity.
Airbrush City population: Michael Cera.
It's ridiculous that Ronny gets to repeatedly beat a guy's face in on national television but we get a black screen when Snooki got punched. I want equal opportunity awfulness. And Ronnie and Sammi just need to shut up and get a Xanga already, yeesh. Also, Vinny and the boss are Eskimo brothers, so Vinny's set for the rest of the show.
I liked this song better when Tony! Toni! Toné! did it because there was less unintentional pedophilia. Oh well, look for Grease 3: Dad Discovers Urban Contemporary Radio coming summer 2011.
Daly's show isn't even in a studio with a live audience anymore. And he doesn't tell a joke. Ever. Now that's late night innovation!
In the new Mannequin movie, the artist and the Mannequin fall in love by SEXTING each other.
Well, it was between this and Drag Me to HTML...
NBC is so dedicated to "greening up" their business that they've cut their brain emissions by 67% or something.
This is Lil' Wayne's version of Flashdance, right? The Last Days thing is just a coincidence, right?
At least someone's employing diversity. It takes real guts to hire an idea instead of a person.
Waterloo? Pfft. From now on it's "my self-potato."
Gabe got Michael Ian Black for the remix! Hello farting butterfly!
Look at that fucking love connection.
I didn't know Ecstasy was doing dating shows... "I need a plus size around the clock We can do it all night while I sex the spot." Also, what does "shockingly surprised" mean?
In 2010, Michael Cera will "go hard." Mostly because he's easily aroused (eww alert!).
Oh geez, I missed a period in there and it looks super awkward (pregnancy joke). Sorry, Frostcrest out!
This was a deeply uncomfortable video. Can we not yell "Fuck you, pig?" That doesn't seem to defuse tensions the way people think it should Anyway, I'm going to take a walk down Sincerity Street and say that Videogum has given me a lot of great laughs this year and I'm super glad it exists. Thanks, Gabe. "Happy Holidays," everyone!
I was twelve when the firsts "Cats and Dogs" movie came out and I thought I was a little too old for it (I really just wanted to see PG-13 movies, MOM!). But even then, the sight of Mr. Jeff Goldblum in a trailer was enough to get me into a theater.
Russ is a genius spy. Everyone thought his name was Ron which was very 007 of him. Also, did anyone read The Situation's live tweeting the show? It was hilarious. Thirdly, Freckles McGee was TV magic.
Fog That Eats Debauched, Attractive Teenagers