Best Picture-The Social Network
Best Actor-Colin Firth
Best Actress -Natalie Portman
Best Supporting Actor-Christian Bale
Best Supporting Actress-Hailee Steinfeld
Best Director-David Fincher
Best Original Screenplay-The Kids Are All Right
Best Adapted Screenplay-The Social Network
Best Foreign Film-In a Better World (Denmark)
Best Animated Film-Toy Story 3
Art Direction--Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Cinematography -Black Swan
Costume Design-The King’s Speech
Documentary Feature-Exit through the Gift Shop
Film Editing-Black Swan
Sound Editing-Inception
Sound Mixing-Inception
Visual Effects-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Wow, it was really hard to have an opinion on some of those, especially those in which I couldn't default to Harry Potter. Sound Editing? Do I care? Any category in which Unstoppable can be nominated seems to me suspect. Well, anyways, vote for me, you guys! KG for all of the Oscars! =D
well, i for one emerged from this episode with a huge, brand-new crush on Jesse Eisenberg, but i'm a sucker for a guy who can talk to me about my uterine lining. that's just me.
i'm really nervous that someone in my dorm heard me listening to this. i mean what would YOU think if you heard this playing from your neighbor's room? i would at least be very careful about making eye contact as we passed in the hall.
for the bazillionth time (srsly, i've counted) i'm going to nominate The Next Best Thing starring Madonna and Rupert Grint. GABE YOU WILL LOVE (HATE) IT!
let's just use this opportunity to talk about how good John Hodgman's new mustache was.
http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af97/mrhz/johnhodgman.jpg
"I was going for Stanley Tucci in the lovely bones. You know, sophisticated, friendly."
OH NO YOU GUYS, he deleted the "I HATE YOU BOXXY" video he uploaded shortly after this! it was a GEM. it ended in him screaming "RETRIBUTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!" luckily i was prescient enough to get a screenshot:
http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af97/mrhz/coppercab.jpg
seriously, what kind of games is Dennis Leary trying to play by putting out a book of his TWEETS? WE ALL HAVE THE INTERNET IN THIS DAY AND AGE. this is the same reason i do not understand the popularity of Tosh.0. like, we don't need a middleman here. we have plenty of resources to find funny youtube videos on our own! and yet that is Comedy Central's highest rated show, and Dennis Leary's self-admittedly dumb book made it to number 7 on the NYT Bestseller's list? shit is fucked. it probably has to do with the repeal of DADT or something.
Duh Aficionado Magazine: the WBC are Assholes
(this article has to be reprinted every few months. did you see their response to Elizabeth Edwards' death? assholes! also, if you go to their website, they have a little counter of how many people have been cast into the flames of hell since you refreshed the page. handy!)
*"dentist" , Cavallaro
http://www.evillegion.com/product/FANGScustom.html
Yep. That's your dentist for sure. THESE ARE NOT YOUR ORDINARY STORE BOUGHT FANGS! These are straight up Interview With the Vampire fangs. Only the best for you!
You guys, am I the only person on the planet who watches In Treatment? I literally do not know a single other person who watches it. It's so good! I'm just finishing Season 2 now, but I bet Season 3 (which just wrapped) was just as great as the first two. Seriously, this show is incredible. It has a level of character development you won't find ANYWHERE else. Kimmy Gibbler seal-of-approval and recommendation.
Yeah, this show is basically British Gossip Girl with older characters, and the school play is the Charity Gala/Art Opening/Wedding/bizarre Passover Seder/Opera/Black & White Ball of the week, which all the characters have to attend and at which shit usually goes down.
Mmmyezzz, I am reminded of that boy who sang "Paparazzi" at his school's talent show (and subsequently on Ellen). He changed it to "I won't stop until that GIRL is mine," obviously enough, I guess, but I particularly enjoyed how he just rested silently instead of saying "lip liner" in the line "lip liner...cigarettes." But he said cigarettes! Heteronormativity has clearly superseded health (and the law) in the minds of our youthz!!!!
yeah, i remembered seeing a joke on Arrested Development about a show called "Skating with Celebrities," so i did a little investigation, and lo and behold, it actually existed:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skating_with_Celebrities
Dave Coulier
Oh absolutely. I cannot believe I watched this. So many storylines! So hard to choose which is the most saliently awful! Featuring Topher Grace as Topher Grace.
YES THANK GOD. Now I can nominate The Women again, and again and again and again until it is covered. The Women. DO IT. Be warned, though, that its all women, all crazy cast may turn you into a raging sexist for life. Seriously, even the staff of Jezebel would HATE WOMEN after watching this movie. Alternately, Serious Moonlight, also starring Meg Ryan's corpse-face. It makes me so sad that Cheryl Hines directed it.
OH! I would also like to suggest The Last Song. And I know there are like 40 other offensively bad movies I've been attempting to keep mental track of, hoping and praying for the return of the hunt, but of course I can't actually remember them now, so. woo! GO TEAM!
Best New Artist: Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris – “Baby”
Wait, what? I just stared at that for....longer than is appropriate trying to figure out what it means. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? The song won best new artist? Justin Bieber and Ludacris are a unit now, a new exciting unit? MTV really needs to work on the clarity of their phrasing. (This is definitely an important and interesting point that needs to be made, right?)
He likes Zach Galifianakis because his teenage son apparently watched the snowboarding movie Out Cold like a million times, and that's why he put him in Into the Wild (Zach's part in which I cannot take seriously in any way.)
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