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Sorry, I should clarify- that's less a "title" and more "what I immediately thought upon hearing that Bristol Palin is getting a reality show"
Yeah, this is one of those things where it's WEIRDER if you're not getting off.
Hey, Monsters- may I ask an internet favor? I need you to help me be able to write fan fiction in exchange for a free table. Basically, BluDot, the furniture company, is doing a "swap meet"- where you propose doing something for them in exchange for furniture. I proposed.... personalized BluDot fan fic. http://swapmeet.bludot.com/#viewbid1250 Could you give me upvotes? Upvotes...for Fan Fic?
They deleted the scene where Hitler is at the Nuremberg Rallies and all of a sudden a telephone booth falls on him.
First you get the time machine, then you get the dead Hitler, then you get the women.
Not to be all Seriousgum (NTBAS), but, uh, yeah. Are we....ironically looking at an upskirt photograph of Gwyneth Paltrow? Are we just going to all look at upskirt photos of everyone now, or have we decided to just look at the upskirt photos of people that we find sort of insufferable? It just seems really weird, and frankly as someone who really likes this blog and likes the community here it makes me feel like a weird dude who looks at peoples crotches as some sort of sexual punishment. Also I saw this yesterday on Fleshbot.
I was going to be all "ha ha whaaaat?" but I actually feel more "Seriously, what?"
Spunkaroos #pornosnacks #bnpg #don'thatetheplayerhatethebnpg
Totino's Pizza Rollie Fingers #pornoname #pornomustache #what
I drink, I get drunk, I accidentally take my shirt off on TinyChat WHERE'S THE PROBLEM
This morning I actually woke up and drank half a glass of extremely alcoholic egg nog to soothe my throat/make me want to go to work. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
Thanks! I also made $200 off of Google AdViews so HATERS GONNA HATE.
I will NOT be participating, because i posted a reaction to a cute video once for my boss, and basically thousands of people have called me gay online ever since. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK8NhE6ogI8
It seems like the GLEE writers can only be not offensive about one thing at a time. Like they're a bunch of third-graders with really liberal parents. Other idea- they're all idiots! This also explains why every episode basically features different characters- none of the main characters have the same personalities from one episode to another. A friend of mine last night was like, "It's like reading fan-fic after fan-fic, and you have to guess which parts of each episode will become canon."
I have to say, I'm not a big fan that they have decided that the "obese girl" bit character really needed to be featured more. Writers: "Remember that character we only use when we need someone to be disgusting? The fat girl? Why don't we make her part of the Glee club, and ALSO make her Shrek. She can demand candy, and talk about her chafing! It'll be funny and okay because we've already pointed out that discriminating against Mercedes for her weight is bad." They keep moving the moral goal-posts. Kurt getting thrown into a dumpster is funny in the first season, and SERIOUS BUSINESS in the second? Sue telling Mercedes that she's overweight is bad, but you feel okay with having a running joke about an overweight girl who LOVES candy?
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Either they quit having sex or I start making money- works for me both ways!
I keep expecting Joshua Gordon Levitt to push some dude in a suit off of Cynthia Nixon's leg and yell, PARADOX!
WHAT'S UP WITH MY FAMOUS BROTHER: Since playing the role of "HANDSOMEST CELLIST" in "Sex and the City 2", my brother has gone on to portray "HANDSOMEST CELLIST" in an HBO miniseries and, more recently, in a Taylor Swift video they were shooting in Central Park.
Many, many years ago, when I was a freshman in college, one of my room-mates decided that we all had to go see Rocky Horror on the big screen. I had seen it before, of course, but never in a room full of awkward screaming people! So, in a game spirit, I agreed to go. It was PRETTY ROUGH, emotionally, just being there. it got much, much worse during the virgin hazing, when a girl who was pretty clearly 16 flashed the audience, drawing a collective "WOOOoohhhhgod."
I thought that meant pinkie mice? Like the kind you feed once a month to lizards?
Actually, I just noticed how in a recent Rolling Stone issue (OfficeBathroomReadingGum), Katy Perry has, like, extremely shiny clevage? It actually looks like she's wearing some sort of breastplate.
Oh! No, I was agreeing with you, and sort of bemoaning the fact that we, as a society, consider this totally normal.
What no that makes no sense, they are on the tee vee
The sad thing is I've recently started reading men's style blogs (SAD THING #1) and the sort of exaggerated perkiness seen here is actually considered a completely normal house style throughout that world (SAD THING #2). Also I am honest to god going to buy one of these bow ties later today: http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatSectionView.process?IWAction=Load&Merchant_Id=1&Section_Id=1078&sortby=&section_color=&section_size= (SAD THING #3) (YAHTZEE)
"I am not a marionette/slime mold." -Bobby Jindal's campaign ad.
FUNNY STORY. This last Friday, I went with someone to an art opening, because they knew someone who was friends with the artist, etc. The art was good, there was some sort of delicious Spanish ham, etc. But the thing is, while at the party, I met a gentleman who, I later found out, on Wikipedia, was about 1/2 of the original inspiration for Gordon Gekko. He was very nice, given that we were only introduced and he is a billionaire and he literally could have shot me, right then and there, and probably gotten away with it, but it was difficult to be like, oh. This guy, in his previous career as a corporate raider (apparently THE corporate raider) put thousands of people out of work in the 1980s. Like, he signed a piece of paper, and a guy got a pink slip, and that guy didn't have a job any more- not even because that guy was doing a bad job, or his company was doing a bad job, but because selling the company's assets made the gentleman I met more money in the short term. And at first I think of that stuff as sort of evil, but then I don't even know anymore. Addendum: Basically by choosing to use my own name as my user name on this and other sites takes away a lot of the anonymity of the internet, and so I am sort of worried about offending a billionaire, who could Do A Lot For Us, so nobody tell.
I don't get it, is Super Teacher sexy in some way? Is it, like, a super sexy teacher? Because otherwise I don't even know what Halloween is about. I thought it was a weird mating ritual where we all dressed up like sexy Ninja Turtles.
BURN HER! BURN HER WITH SUNLIGHT!
I lay the blame at my ladyfriend's feet, but when it's on I do watch and enjoy Glee- although I actually like the recaps more. I like it enough that I get mad at it, because of the things that the recaps refer to as "because Glee"- the places where things feel strained and inorganic because of the needs of the show. Like, there is no reason why anyone should like Rachel. She is a horrible monster woman. She is the worst ever. She should be kicked out of the club, because she's the worst, and every episode seems to be mainly about her doing terrible things and then half-heartedly making amends for them. I get that it is a fictional show, and so these terrible things are over the top- that's why it's funny that she sent someone to a disused crackhouse, not horrifying. But the end result- she drove a new singer into the arms of the enemy- is something she should get kicked out for. I mean, Finn at the end is like, "THEY'LL GET OVER IT IN TIME," and it's like....why would they? Why would they need to get over your 1000th huge fuck up? Why wouldn't they drive you from the town, with torches, and pitchforks? ANYWAY.
I thought it was "fine"- my code word for "I EXPECTED BETTER"- but the girl playing Puddle was god damned awesome. The quick pan to her with an entire cupcake in her mouth was possibly my favorite moment in the show. But yeah, it, uh....I hope it moves past the premise, because I don't see that chestnut working for very long. So last night my lady friend was watching "Glee", and I wanted to watch this, and in between was that "Raising Hope" show, which was....funny? Good? I liked it? Maybe I was just whacked out on endorphins because of the surprise caused by a show with a "VERBING NOUN" title not just being awful from the get go, but I thought the show itself was pretty damn good. SURPRISE HIT.
This recap made sandwiches sound so good I left work and walked up to Eisenberg's Sandwich Shop for an egg salad.
In Montreal, I lived above a dep (basically a little convenience mart) run by a guy who clearly had been an astrophysicist or something in China, and had moved to Montreal to sell cigarettes to meth addicts and beer to me while learning French and English at the same time. He actually had a wall with a rotating selection of DVDs, and one day I noticed that there was a line of black, unlabeled DVD cases, and picked one up to have a look. That was the day I found out they also carried a small collection of hardcore porn. It also happened to be the day that his wife was there, helping their 4 year old daughter with kindergarten homework or something, and I felt like a sleaze.
I was in a bookstore on LA once, and Danny Bonaduce walked in. He went up to the clerk and asked her if they carried notebooks. "Because," he added, "I'm working on my novel."