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'The Saw VII poster is going to be seven butts on a tray and it's going to say "Your butt, sir."' Thanks for ruining my spec script, Gabe.'
I always think your avatar is Gwyneth Paltrow's humanity.
Harry Potter and the Age of Consent
That's a funny typo, since that's how a lot of them would say it. "Wur ya bee-yen at?" "Ate thuh Juggalos Gaytherin."
My fiance and I just bought a white trash tree. Planted it next to the Japanese maple.
I suggest we collectively aim at keeping the score for newcomer-troll comments at 0 by (a) not voting them down (or up) and (b) upvoting them if they've fallen below 0 (or, less likely, by downvoting them if they've risen above 0). This is in addition to the obvious strategy for dealing with them, which is (obviously) not responding to them (obviously). This will make them feel ignored and will eventually send them back whence they came. Which would make me somewhat less of a sad panda. (Just a suggestion, IMHO, LOL, ESL, etc.)
But really, me and my partner watch this show devotedly every week. We live in Atlanta and we are always all "Hmm, what restaurant are they going to now? Oh, Rosa Mexicana AGAIN. Maybe next week they'll go to a restaurant that isn't at the mall."
This is all actually pretty amazing, because just last week I founded Intolerable Crueltyism.
Ooh, ooh, I hope the baby is Landry's!
Nobody has mentioned that there are TWO Ed Hardy t-shirts co-starring in this episode. Lisa's husband the NFL star was wearing one, too. REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ED HARDY.
I watched this episode of "Real Housewives" last night with my best friend, an Ed Hardy shirt. The part with the women was so funny I spit up my Faygo all over him (her?).
It's still better than "Heroes."
I am having a party this weekend and I am going to play "Straight Up." It is already on my "Party 2009" iPod playlist. I am totally not kidding.
Trying to come up with a Mark Wahlberg / "Boogie Nights" / "Lovely Bone" joke; so far not having much luck.
Lay off Paula, you guys. SHE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE. She was really nice to me when I won the third season of "American Idol," especially that time when my cocaine ran out and she let me borrow hers.
My mom would never let me call myself something as vulgar as "fingermyshitter" back when I was a kid filming myself making terroristic threats to poseurs and hackers while wearing a floppy sack mask. What is the world coming to? (No just kidding she would totally let me call myself that.)
Gabe, I suggest that, in the inevitable screen adaptation of this "You Can Make It Up," the BBQ be catered by Nadya Suleman the Octomom (portrayed by Gwyneth, of course).
Finally, "Le Divorce." Can't wait. Weirdly, I just gave my copy of "Le Divorce" away yesterday (it's not weird that I gave it away, it's weird that I gave it away the week before Gabe reviews it). Friends from out of town were visiting and the conversation turned to terrible movies. I was all "Le Divorce" and they were all "Haven't seen it" and I was all "Here take my copy you won't believe how awful it is." It was a sort of "Wow this stinks, here smell it" moment, except with cinema.
My girlfriend's family made their fortune from silkworm mines and vegetable orchards.
Thanks for posting this; I had forgotten that MacGyver was played by one of the puppets from "The Dark Crystal."
I didn't know she was divorced from Rushdie until I read this post. How disappointing. He's a professor at Emory here in Atlanta, so I always hoped to run into Padma shopping at Whole Foods (this hope never panned out because I can't actually afford to shop at Whole Foods). Anyway: "Emeril 2: 2 Shor2sigh2ed 2 See That This is Going 2 Fail 2erifically"
I thought this whole time that "The Lake House" was a sequel to "Constantine." Thanks to Gabe's review I now know that I was right. (An aside: I apologize to the viewing public for repeatedly nominating "Crash" for WMOAT even though Gave had already reviewed it like 29 years ago. I just never dug that deeply into the archives because I am lazy trailer trash like that.)
I only made it :57 seconds into this. This isn't really popular among the kids is it, because fuck. (On the other hand, had Steve Albini produced it, then I'd be all "queue that shit up!")
Agreed. FNL perpetually robbed at Emmy time. Makes me a sad panda.
I understand some of the complaints about "Rachel," but I still think, overall, it is a really good film. I think the dishwasher scene, as grating as it is, is justified by its climax. And I think the over-the-top what-white-people-like-ishness of the family (Indian themed wedding included), whether or not it was intended to, made the Rachel character more likable than everybody else by comparison.
Guck. I posted "John and Kate Plus Hate" as a comment on another post, like, a month ago. TIMING.
The original title was "Capitalism: A Love where's my lunch?"
The original title was "Captialism: A Love where's my lunch?"
Man, I thought I had this thing in the bag with the Huckabee's line. You guys are bringing my love down.
"Come on!" -- Will Arnett (Arrested Development). (I know that can't be it, since he was neither huge nor in the 90s, but who cares.)
12 Not-Angry-At-All Men Hedwig and the Really-Quite-Pleasant Itch I am Completely Head-over-Heels for and Want to Have Babies with Huckabee's
The two "Slumdog" kids, but with one of them sitting on the other's shoulders and wearing a trenchcoat.
"Surfer Rosa," hands down -- especially if it is paired with the "Come On, Pilgrim" EP, as it was for some early releases.
1. Is that Zachary Quinto as goth kid #2? (No, obviously it is not.) 2. In 1994 I dreamed that Madonna and I were good friends and that we were shopping for CDs at Blockbuster Music when she whispered into my ear what her next big shocking media-persona-stunt-thing was going to be: having a penis. Then she took her penis out right there in the Blockbuster Music for me to see! And there were Boy Scouts shopping there at the time and they might see it! I was all "Madonna, put your penis away right now!" 3. I nominate "Crash" again.
What about the kid from "Jerry Maguire"? I don't see anybody buying him and his family a 250-square-feet non-squalid home. What's a matter, Hollywood, is he not POOR enough for you? Huh? (That's right, I said it.)
Gabe, since you didn't mention Brody Jenner, I trust that you will be watching and reporting on the inevitable second season of "Bromance." (crosses fingers)