We're having the most beautiful winter I've ever experienced here in LA. I'm sorry to bring it up because it sounds really bad in the rest of the country, but this warm weather is making me so happy and calm that I have to mention it. I went to the beach twice last week, compared to 0 times last summer. A guy on NPR said that the beautiful weather is caused by a jet stream from Canada, I can only assume it's an attempt to apologize for sending us Justin Bieber.
Holy shit, Lindsay Lohan is 27 years old? No more excuses, lady, you gotta stop blaming your parents for your fuck ups at age 26. That's in the Constitution and you can't argue with our Founding Fathers.
I watched Terminator 2 again this weekend -- v. bad movie to watch at midnight when one has taken ZZZQuil because one will end up with terrifying nightmares. But I thought about it all day on Sunday, and I realized something important that helped me fall asleep last night. I totally buy into the time travel, the impending machine revolution, etc., but I just don't think it's ever going to be possible to build a machine out of liquid metal. Totally unrealistic.
I caught a minute of that show the other night while deciding which recorded program to watch, and it must surely be the worst thing on television. It was just so terrible.
I would be grateful (which we should be spelling greatfull but no one listens to me) for podcast suggestions. I need entertaining things to listen to while doing tedious work.
What is the best pod being cast in the world wide web these days?
I never really understand the whole party game thing but I would like to report that I told my coworker about Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous diet and he said, "well at least she's recommending something affordable for once."
I'm glad this is such a welcoming community because I have totally different tastes in television shows than apparently all of you. Although I really believe some of you would like Sons of Anarchy if you just gave it a chance. Shout out to any monsters who don't watch any of these shows despite watching many hours of TV each evening, where you at homies?
I love that Day Man video. When it was first posted, I got to the comments too late to reply so I texted my thoughts to a local monster: "Day Man is our generation's Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots." He wrote back, "YES! But who is this?" Then we thought it would be funny if I were just randomly texting that announcement to strangers, so I tried it but no one ever responded.
Kelly, this is so good that now I'm wondering if we should re-open Gabe's case to see if maybe you murdered him to take over the video retrospective duties. I forgot how blessed we were with wonderful videos this year, probably because the Harlem Shake cancels out most of the good in this world.
You guys are all too fancy for me. I put the Glogg in a coffee cup, nuked it in the microwave for 30 seconds, then poured an airline-sized bottle of Bacardi into it. 45 seconds later, I'm on the couch enjoying my special holiday drink.
When you go to Ikea look for an item called Glogg in a wine bottle, it's a special Swedish drink. You heat it up on the stove and mix in alcohol but don't let it boil, just warm it. My Swedish coworker told me to add wine and vodka, but I used Bacardi Gold and it was awesome. Glogg is the perfect winter drink. Trust me on this, for once.
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