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Oops. Beat me to it.
+1 | 8/9/12 3:37 PM
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As a clever blog that occasionally dabbles in humorous fictional screenplays, it seems pretty obvious that this whole thing is a bit, and a pretty funny one at that.
+4 | 8/9/12 3:36 PM
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Guys, let's just cut to the chase and ask the question we're all really wondering here: if you sleep with conjoined twins, is that considered a threesome? I'm just asking. For a friend.
+5 | 8/9/12 10:51 AM
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Thanks Kelly! I just figured that Randy Jackson was giving Mariah some bass guitar lessons on the beach, and they just decided to photoshop out the bass for her promo shot. Along with about 15" from her waist. PS - Do Associate Editor's Choice count towards the EGOT? They count, right?
+5 | 7/27/12 5:55 PM
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" - Daniel Tosh
+4 | 7/27/12 1:43 PM
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Lilbobbytables, you should consider yourself lucky that explainer guy was your first. He is a teacher and a leader.
+2 | 7/27/12 1:19 PM
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I'll make punch! And I promise it won't make you pass out long enough to get ass raped. J/k. You're definitely getting ass raped. It's called tradition, guys. Look it up.
+7 | 7/27/12 12:24 PM
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Does this mean I have to stop eating at KKK Khicken Shak* too? *You guys know the jingle: "We put the 'Clucks' in Ku Klux Klan"
+25 | 7/27/12 12:17 PM
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In his defense, have you had their waffle fries? They're ban(gay marriage)tastic.
+8 | 7/27/12 12:09 PM
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It's certainly better than mine...(which was the only was I could imagine justifying her hand pose) http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/mphoward21/Slappadabass.jpg
+34 | 7/26/12 4:27 PM
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Celebrities really are just like us! They wear misshaped hats crookedly like the ones my dad wears when he's mowing the lawn!
+18 | 7/25/12 3:15 PM
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Speaking of the dorky kid who's so good at dancing*, I'm still trying to figure out why he kept spitting out/coughing up dust during that scene. Like on 2-3 separate occasions. Can someone please get that kid some water?
+2 | 7/25/12 1:36 PM
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"I can not recommend that you go heli-skiing."
+51 | 7/23/12 6:38 PM
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While we're on the topic of older men having inappropriate sexual relationships with minors, Skinny Chunk bares a striking resemblance to Doug Hutchinson.
+6 | 7/23/12 1:05 PM
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I think we all know that Michael Jackson never went over to Chunk's house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
+7 | 7/23/12 12:54 PM
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As you can see, Adam Sandler's obsession with fart jokes started at a very early age.
+1 | 7/16/12 9:52 AM
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Is that question "Why is there an extra 's' in Monster's Ball this week?"
+16 | 7/13/12 5:52 PM
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http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/mphoward21/Costello.png
+52 | 7/13/12 5:27 PM
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It was a tough loss. Like when Darth Vader cut off his nephew's hand with his glow-stick sword.
+8 | 7/11/12 6:13 PM
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Clay, look at this guy. He looks like a little banana.
+4 | 7/11/12 6:01 PM
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I wonder if they will be showing Apocalypse Meow?
+3 | 7/10/12 2:12 PM
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That's what she said?
+3 | 7/3/12 11:34 AM
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Just so we're clear here, you're saying that we should all go see Safety Not Guaranteed? If only they had advertisements for it... http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/mphoward21/Safety.jpg
+25 | 7/3/12 11:23 AM
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America! Fuck Yeah!
+4 | 7/3/12 11:15 AM
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I just hope it isn't Fully Loaded.
+27 | 6/26/12 1:32 PM
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You know who doesn't think this is the perfect marriage proposal? The female Hulk who is standing right behind the bride. Her perfect marriage proposal would probably involve Lou Ferrigno bending a piece of rebar into the shape of an engagement ring. http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/mphoward21/Huge.jpg
+8 | 6/15/12 11:26 AM
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...including the bartender in this commercial.
+12 | 6/14/12 3:28 PM
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Peeing is pretty much a given, but I think the real problem is what if someone gets too drunk and throws up in there? That will take ruin everybody's day.
+10 | 6/14/12 3:02 PM
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FINALLY, a bar for US! I've been looking for a claustrophobic death trap to hang out in with a bunch of strangers in 1950's Sci-Fi scuba helmets. Great idea. Perfect idea, even? Wait, are those jellyfish? Also, was that guy just playing darts with a harpoon gun? Fuck it. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
+24 | 6/14/12 2:57 PM
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Yeah, I was about to question this guy's prank timing. With all the bath salt-induced zombie apocalypse scares going on right now, he's lucky he hasn't run into someone who's PREPARED for World War Z (and I think there are more than a few of them out there). It's all fun and pranks until you catch a zombie machete to the throat (like so: http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/edfb/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=&CJID=2617611)
+1 | 6/14/12 12:07 PM
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Although the article does mention Kevin Smith, so who knows what this movie will look like... http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x389/mphoward21/DieHarder.jpg
+4 | 6/14/12 11:58 AM
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Seriously? "A Good Day to Die Hard" The porn spinoff title team really has their work cut out for them on this one.
+4 | 6/14/12 11:08 AM
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But if you want a REAL challenge, go for the lowest rated comment on Stereogum, where downvotes are pretty much the only kind of votes.
+13 | 6/13/12 1:48 PM
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...then express an opinion that contradicts the viewpoint of Gabe and/or the Videogum community at large (preferably something pro-Republican or anti-Game of Thrones), all without making it so obvious as to tip off the other commenters that that you are gunning for downvotes. It's more difficult than it might seem.
+2 | 6/13/12 1:47 PM
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"So does this mean I can move back in, Corey? I still believe. In us." http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/greaysaxman.gif
+12 | 6/13/12 12:00 PM
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Is it just me, or does there seem to be a noticeable drop in production value between the first Internet Explorer 9 commercial and this one?
+2 | 6/11/12 3:50 PM
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At least Eric isn't wearing those basketball shorts anymore.
+28 | 6/11/12 3:18 PM
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I think 99% of America jointly said "I'll never watch another minute of this show" last night. And I think 99% of those people said that immediately after Eric got done ravaging his vampire sister in a storage container and said (with a serious face) that "We fight like siblings, but we fuck like champions"
+21 | 6/11/12 3:15 PM
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Fake and Gay (American Vampire)
+9 | 6/11/12 3:08 PM
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Um, is something wrong with Zach Braff? When did he start stealing Nic Cage's wigs?
+3 | 6/8/12 4:41 PM
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