Comments from Matthew

How does it feel to be a genius? I bet it gets lonely.
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February 2, 2010 on Grammys 2010: Out Of Touch, Out Of Time
Thank god. This is the best thing to happen to Canadian comedy since Air Farce called it quits.
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December 7, 2009 on The Kids In The Hall: Death Comes To Town
So what would be the plot of English Movie?
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December 7, 2009 on How Do You Say “We’re Sorry, For Everything” In Spanish?
Well then... music journalist has officially become synonymous with alcoholic for me now, hasn't it?
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December 3, 2009 on Grammys 2010 Nominees
The vocals are way too beautiful for me to pay attention to anything else. Lyrics, a video, where I'm driving, that sort of thing.
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October 27, 2009 on New Low Anthem Video – “Charlie Darwin” (Stereogum Premiere)
Meh. Their potential to be great is overwhelming their inability to write anything that actually is.
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October 27, 2009 on New Them Crooked Vultures – “New Fang”
R.I.P. Kim
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August 27, 2009 on Matt & Kim Play Kimmel
This felt like the "basterd" child of the Perry Bible Fellowship's comic about World War II and Homer Simpson's ending to Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
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August 26, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Inglourious Basterds
War, Inc. (aka. Brand Hauser: Stuff Happens or Grosse Pointe Blank 2: FML)
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June 1, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Max Payne
While you're on movies that rip-off the Matrix's style, why not just attack The Matrix: Reloaded and the Matrix: Revolution. "Some things never change." "And some things do." "Why am I here?" "You know why you're here." Woof.
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April 28, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
I'm surprised they didn't really crack a smile the whole time.
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April 25, 2009 on New Matt & Kim Video – “Lessons Learned”
The Ring: People regret still owning VCRs. Feardotcom: People regret going online. Hostel: People regret leaving America. Saw: People regret not wanting to live. Rushmore: Bill Murray makes friends with a Barber's son. The Royal Tenenbaums: Bill Murray's wife's family don't like eachother. The Life Aquatic: Bill Murray sees a big fish. Darjeeling Limited: Bill Murray misses a train. Broken Flowers: Bill Murray probably has a son. I Heart Huckabees: Fuckabees.
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April 17, 2009 on Best New Party Game 2
Couldn't he have gone after Zach Braff instead?
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April 15, 2009 on Will Oldham Has Beef With Wes Anderson, Apparently?
Is Jared Leto getting ready to do a Nickelback bio-pic?
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April 14, 2009 on Kanye West, Jared Leto, & Brandon Flowers Walk Into A Bar…
I'm still waiting to hear how Dando handles 'Beautiful'.
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April 13, 2009 on Lemonheads & Liv Tyler Cover Leonard Cohen (Stereogum Premiere)
People are sending eachother 2 Girls 1 Cup and Eminem thinks Bobby Lee vomiting at his farts is funny and edgy? I don't care if you grow up or get with the times, just stop making shitty music videos.
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April 8, 2009 on Someone Please Tell Eminem It’s 2009
Wow, someone recognition for Coquelicot Asleep In The Poppies. I'll celebrate quietly.
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March 31, 2009 on Amazon’s 100 Greatest Indie Rock Albums Of All Time
Conor Oberst is spitting out his vodka somewhere.
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March 28, 2009 on The Killers Cover Bright Eyes
This song and video's about as appealing as Watchmen's new ending.
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March 13, 2009 on You Don’t Win Friends With Timbaland Salad, Chris Cornell
I hate to namedrop the same person twice in one day, but Tom Waits' 'Glitter and Doom' tour announcement press conference was way more stylish and didn't have me pretending that it was an impersonator hiding behind those thick black sunglasses, knowing that I'm as done with Michael Jackson as I am with the Win Butler/Wayne Coyne Feud.
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March 5, 2009 on Poor, Old Michael Jackson Announces Comeback